I'm going to post a slightly humorous conversation on rttp, just like that Rich Horror fellow.[views:1983][posts:3]_____________________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 12:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [18:58:27] <+PrISM> Julia Lewis Dreyfus is sexy [19:10:33] <Reu> That chick from Seinfeld? [19:18:20] <Reu> Julianna Rose Mauriello is too [19:23:08] <Dismal> You know who else is hot? [19:23:15] <Dismal> Burt Reynolds. [19:23:28] <Dismal> I want to rub my genitals all over his sexy mustache. [19:23:46] <Dismal> Who's with me? [19:23:47] <Dismal> huh? [19:25:24] <Reu> I'll give him a back massage but thats about as far as I'd go [19:26:25] <Dismal> What if he said he's give you $10,000 if you put your cock in his ear? [19:26:55] <Dismal> And this is all hypothetical of course. I don't know Mr. Reynolds personally. [19:27:35] <Reu> FOr money? Sure [19:27:42] <Dismal> nice [19:28:04] <Dismal> What if he had some sort of contagious ear STD [19:29:38] <Dismal> Ear crabs, for instance. [19:30:53] <Reu> I'll burn my pubic hair off [19:32:01] <Dismal> Ear clap? [19:32:53] <Reu> the clap can be treated [19:33:16] <Dismal> Ear-Hep C? [19:34:39] <Reu> I'll wear a rubber [19:56:13] <@Rich> fail [20:03:30] <Dismal> C'mon! [20:03:39] <Dismal> This is Burt Reynolds. Rubbers don't work on him. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 12:35pm - RichHorror ""] Ah, IRC. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 3:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Wear else do you get 24/7 Burt Reynolds sex talk? AIM? I don't think so. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 3:28pm - RichHorror ""] IRC has a way better ratio of easily offended middle-aged people than AIM. |