ATTN: PARENTS[views:1854][posts:24]___________________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 9:04am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] If I see any of you buying “Bratz” dolls in the stores for you children, I will bludgeon you to death with my fists. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 9:08am - the_reverend ""] since you will obviously be hanging around where kids are? does that mean they took the ankle bracelet off? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 9:08am - Lamp ""] Hahahahahahahaha A+ thread would read again |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 9:17am - atthehaunted ""] they are the most rediculous things on earth. I decided to like just watch it for a minute and see what the little girl buzz was. It was like 10 yr old girls talkin about partyin and shit, I was terrified and swore never to buy my niece or any young child anything that hs to do with those. It pretty much promotes whoreism |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 9:19am - largefreakatzero ""] There are only 2 appropriate gift choices for young children: 1. Pack of matches 2. Bag of glass |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 9:24am - atthehaunted ""] I was thinking box of used needles |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 10:05am - largefreakatzero ""] That is totally acceptable if the store is out of matches and/or glass. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 10:13am - atthehaunted ""] k good cuz I don't want my little cousins to get dissappointed, as long as they like it, cuz when u stick ur hand it it's different everytime so it's like more then one present |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 11:13am - sxealex ""] umm wtf they dont have a nose.... |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 11:47am - pam ""] While I think they're a pretty revolting toy, I think blaming them for promoting whoreism is as stupid as blaming Barbie for anorexia. Raise your kids right and you won't run into either problem. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 11:51am - FuckIsMySignature ""] perfectly acceptable childrens toys. [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 11:56am - pam ""] My kid listens to Frank Zappa...I don't think dolls can warp her any more than her genes already have, anyway. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 11:59am - xmikex ""] FuckIsMySignature said:perfectly acceptable childrens toys. [img] The Hasbro Gas-Powered Sharp Thing |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:04pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] My son listens to Amon Amarth and watches the DVD of them all the time. He will become a Viking. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:04pm - pam ""] Zoe's into Manowar...I guess she'll become a pompous fruitcake in a loincloth. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:06pm - Lamp ""] I'm into Jellyroll Rockheads, I guess that means I'm destined to be a fatass mountain climber. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] pam said:While I think they're a pretty revolting toy, I think blaming them for promoting whoreism is as stupid as blaming Barbie for anorexia. Raise your kids right and you won't run into either problem. I'm not really blaming them for promoting whoreism. I just think they look fucking ridiculous and hate any parent that would actually spend money on something like that. PLUS IT PROMOTES WHOREISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] pam said:Zoe's into Manowar...I guess she'll become a pompous fruitcake in a loincloth. haha I so wish I had my truck back when we played with Manowar at the palladium. They were pulling all sorts of completely gay shit that day and I was going to take off with one of their amps when I was loading my shit out. Unfortunately, we had no room for it. Fuck 'em, they don't even plug in half those things. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:17pm - the_reverend ""] hm... if they plugged them all in, could they play at 22? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:19pm - pam ""] You don't hate me, shuddap. If you ever had a little girl (are you legally permitted?) who wanted the Bratz "bideo" game more than anything in the world FROM SANTA, you'd be buying one too. This whole Santa thing is bullshit, btw. I would rather get her something else, but she asked SANTA for the Bratz bideo game. You don't get it and she wants to know why SANTA hates her...maybe she wasn't good enough...now she has Santa-oriented neurosis and I'm paying for therapy... "Mommy and Jon" got her books, a Johnny Cash T-shirt, clothes, art supplies, and a little mp3 player with all the songs on it she nags me to play for her on it. So technically I didn't do it...Santa and the asshole who started this crap did. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:21pm - pam ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:pam said:Zoe's into Manowar...I guess she'll become a pompous fruitcake in a loincloth. haha I so wish I had my truck back when we played with Manowar at the palladium. They were pulling all sorts of completely gay shit that day and I was going to take off with one of their amps when I was loading my shit out. Unfortunately, we had no room for it. Fuck 'em, they don't even plug in half those things. I can't stand Manowar, but talking ill of them upsets the child. She takes her Manowar very seriously. She knows every word to "Stand and Fight" and holds a triumphant fist up while she sings it. This is all Jon's doing. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:22pm - pam ""] He also taught his nephews to yell MANOWAR KILLS at their father whenever he badmouths Manowar. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 12:39pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] pam said:He also taught his nephews to yell MANOWAR KILLS at their father whenever he badmouths Manowar. Hey Pam, you've got mail! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 1:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] pam said:You don't hate me, shuddap. If you ever had a little girl (are you legally permitted?) who wanted the Bratz "bideo" game more than anything in the world FROM SANTA, you'd be buying one too. This whole Santa thing is bullshit, btw. I would rather get her something else, but she asked SANTA for the Bratz bideo game. You don't get it and she wants to know why SANTA hates her...maybe she wasn't good enough...now she has Santa-oriented neurosis and I'm paying for therapy... "Mommy and Jon" got her books, a Johnny Cash T-shirt, clothes, art supplies, and a little mp3 player with all the songs on it she nags me to play for her on it. So technically I didn't do it...Santa and the asshole who started this crap did. No, I obviously don't hate you. I had no idea you were one of these parents. Now I'm going to have to eat my words. Actually, I never even knew this Bratz thing was a TV show. I just thought they were these repulsive gaudy dolls for sale next to the lite brights. I couldn't figure out what the appeal was. I had no idea there was television propaganda associated. pam said:She takes her Manowar very seriously. She knows every word to "Stand and Fight" and holds a triumphant fist up while she sings it. This is all Jon's doing. haha, that's kind of funny. I would be amused if I saw that. (This is where Aaron makes a joke and says "don't you mean aroused?". |
| ____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 1:44pm - pam ""] hahahaha. |