Thinking about suicide?[views:2165][posts:17]_______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 5:54pm - Troll ""] Free online read! http://www.cummingsdesign.com/Laymans_Guide_Suicide_Cover.htm There's a book for everything these days! :krusty::gun: |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 17,2007 5:56pm - largefreakatzero ""] I am going to get this for all my relatives this Christmas. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 5:57pm - Troll ""] [img] LMAO |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "The last self help book you'll ever need... unless you skim." |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:07pm - Whoremastery ""] i like how it tells you in" cooking with gas" to wear goggles...and not to breath in the hazardous fumes..before you blow yourself up.:nuke: |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:10pm - Troll ""] Suicide Note (Printer Friendly Version) just fill in the blanks! [img] lol! |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:15pm - Whoremastery ""] what!? no box for taxes? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:16pm - Troll ""] I'm gonna fill it out right now! |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:22pm - Whoremastery ""] what box are ya gonna check? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:23pm - Troll ""] all of em |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:24pm - Troll ""] I think I could've contributed a few suicide ideas to this book. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:26pm - Whoremastery ""] Troll said:all of em Why? How did your financial planner piss you off?:spineyes: |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:27pm - Troll ""] this shit cracks me up |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:30pm - Troll ""] Your Epitaph (yard eye catchers) Leave a lasting impression long after guests have gone home by engraving your words in stone. With the right message, your head stone will be the talk of the town, state, maybe even entire country, for years to come. [img] |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:30pm - Troll ""] Here are a few possible suggestions: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE! NO SOLICITORS KEEP OFF THE GRASS HAVE A NICE DAY HI MOM! GOT A MATCH? I'M DOWN HERE! IT'S DARK DOWN HERE. COULD YOU TURN UP THE HEAT? WHO SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS? I CAN'T BREATHE. WHO'S GOT THE DEET? DON'T CALL ME CHICKEN. DON'T CALL ME LOSER. TRY TO GET MY MONEY NOW. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES. DO NOT DISTURB. I WAS DARED. WHAT'S THAT SMELL? AM I DIVORCED NOW? DO I DETECT RADON? BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT I'D DO IT! PLEASE CURB YOUR PETS. 911 WAS A LITTLE LATE. THIS ISN'T THE CASKET I ORDERED. THANKS DEAR. RETURN MAIL TO SENDER. I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT. VANDALS WILL BE PROSECUTED. KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE? THE BUCK STOPS HERE. MY CELL PHONE IS... IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN. NO MORE PHONE CALLS PLEASE. THANKS FOR NOTHING. HAVE FUN WITH MY STUFF. NO DIGGING. I ONLY WISH I'D DONE THIS SOONER. NO BIG DEAL. NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME. THANKS FOR THE PARTY! GO AWAY! I REALLY HATE WORMS. IS MY CREDIT OK NOW? YOU'RE STANDING ON ME. WOW, THAT SMARTS!! See how much fun your epitaph can be? There's normally a per character carving fee plus the shorter your epitaph, the larger the text can be. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the thing i wanna know is, if you try to commit suicide by one of the methods in the book and it doesnt work but instead you end up living a life of horrible disfigurement... can you sue the writer? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:36pm - Troll ""] Whoremastery said:Troll said:all of em Why? How did your financial planner piss you off?:spineyes: Hahaha! Yea what am I thinking?!?! I guess I'd just check off "Life" Hahaha! My eptiaph would say "Metal made me do it" |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2007 6:47pm - Whoremastery ""] i'd check off excise tax! |