What is hot carling?[views:9576][posts:16]__________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 4:24pm - Niccolai ""] There's a deftone's lyric on the new CD and they make reference to hot carling. what the hell is hot carling? Greasy filthy hand jobs in truck stop restrooms. Hot Carling? All over my, Hot Carling? I turned that into a verb. I hope you appreciate it. Carling. Hot Carling Academy. It's the school where you go to learn how to butt fuck. It's In England. They don't have blowjobs there because they're uncircumcised and that is just disgusting. So they have to buttfuck. Which is also disgusting, because that extra foreskin trapped all the germs and the poop and the buttfucking residue. It's sin. And that's why British people have bad teeth. Amen. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 4:32pm - Hot Carl ""] Definition 1: Defecating on a woman prior to, during, or immediately after intercourse. Definition 2: Covering yourself with saran wrap and having someone take a dump on it. All the pleasure without the mess. Definition 3: Crapping in someone's mouth. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 4:42pm - RichHorror ""] Also known as a Sloppy Carlson. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 4:57pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 5:28pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] If you can call a woman making up weird shit over techno a lyric, than yeah I guess it's a lyric, but really it's just that girl being a weirdo fantastic album btw Strangely, I am listening to Rats!Rats!Rats! right now... |
| __________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 6:01pm - Niccolai ""] it's pre-written, so I'm counting it as a lyric. I like the CD, but not as much as adrenaline/aroundthefur/whitepony |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 6:09pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Niccolai said:it's pre-written, so I'm counting it as a lyric. I like the CD, but not as much as adrenaline/aroundthefur/whitepony Aside from maybe 1 or 2 songs, Around The Fur was the most commercial and nu-metal album they did. Luckily by White Pony they realized that and completely re-invented themselves. WhitePony onward are all great fucking albums, as is Adrenaline, which is mostly a 90's west coast metalcore album. And what makes you say it's pre-written? After it stops and comes back in, it totally sounds like she's goofing around, and even laughs during it. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 8:03pm - Niccolai ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:Niccolai said:it's pre-written, so I'm counting it as a lyric. I like the CD, but not as much as adrenaline/aroundthefur/whitepony Aside from maybe 1 or 2 songs, Around The Fur was the most commercial and nu-metal album they did. Luckily by White Pony they realized that and completely re-invented themselves. WhitePony onward are all great fucking albums, as is Adrenaline, which is mostly a 90's west coast metalcore album. And what makes you say it's pre-written? After it stops and comes back in, it totally sounds like she's goofing around, and even laughs during it. I just assumed because it soudns like she's reading it. |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 8:11pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I had gay sex with the pope :( |
| _________________________________ [Aug 4,2008 11:35pm - Attrel ""] These lyrics are awesome, great job on the acuracy, most people forget "the England:NEWHORNS: |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 9:58am - y_ddraig_goch ""] i thought that was a cleaveleand steamer, or is that when you do it with the girl ontop of a glass table and the dude watches from below. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 11:37am - DestroyYouAlot ""] It's definitely the saran wrap thing. Otherwise, what you've got there is a Cleveland steamer. The glass table thing, I dunno - maybe it should be a Sly Stallone. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 11:52am - dreadkill ""] the glass table thing is a stallone. the bare chested dump is the cleveland steamer. the saran wrap thing is a hot carl. saran wrap thing with messy spray of shit that goes beyond the saran wrap is a sloppy carlson. |
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| _________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 1:14pm - madoakdevin nli ""] i'm not even trying to be mean or offensive with this, but i couldn't disagree with you more. adrenaline was pretty much what downset wanted to be, around the fur is still to this day my favorite deftones album. the production on it is so superb, white pony was amazing, then they start falling back downhill again imo. the_taste_of_cigarettes said:Niccolai said:it's pre-written, so I'm counting it as a lyric. I like the CD, but not as much as adrenaline/aroundthefur/whitepony Aside from maybe 1 or 2 songs, Around The Fur was the most commercial and nu-metal album they did. Luckily by White Pony they realized that and completely re-invented themselves. WhitePony onward are all great fucking albums, as is Adrenaline, which is mostly a 90's west coast metalcore album. And what makes you say it's pre-written? After it stops and comes back in, it totally sounds like she's goofing around, and even laughs during it. |
| ____________________________ [Aug 5,2008 1:29pm - mOe ""] ATF is definitly my favorite deftones album, but i dont think they've ever put out a bad one |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 8:06pm - BlackoutRick ""] Word. Self titled is the best. |