i just had to pick a tick out of my dog's asshole[views:7853][posts:20]______________________________ [Apr 30,2007 7:47pm - Mess ""] and it was fun :pukeface: little cuntface. my girlfriend saw the fucking thing as it was approaching my dog's ass and she was too scared so by the time i got to it, it was half way up the canal. i had to use my anal tweezer finger nails to rip it out. i want to kill my dog and the inventor of frontline now. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 30,2007 7:53pm - deadlikemurf ""] hahahahahahahahahahaha |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 30,2007 7:54pm - Dwellingsickness ""] My question is,why was your gf staring at your dogs ass in the first place? |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 30,2007 7:58pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] she needed a break from looking at his owner's face |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 30,2007 7:58pm - purple penis eater ""] a little wine sauce and asparagus and you have a the start of a delicious entree in France...just add tick. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 30,2007 8:04pm - Mess ""] as we speak, i'm hunting for 2 squirrel that are teasing my dog on the porch. they keep jumping over her like little sparkling wiggles. i got a good shot on one of them and when i went to pull the trigger.... blunk, nothin, i had it on safety. i'm drunk as a skunk and hunting squirrel with a paintball gun. all this after picking a tick out of my dog's hersey highway. it's a short haired dog so you can see just about anything on it. i had 2 ticks on me too. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 30,2007 8:06pm - yummy ""] on your asshole? |
| ______________________________ [Apr 30,2007 8:09pm - Mess ""] no, not my asshole. my shirt. maybe there are more on me but i'm too concerned with these little peckers that are teasing my dog. she almost hopped over the fence to get one. it's getting dark. i bet my neighbor will call the cops. that will be even better. having a shoot out with cops with my paintball gun. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 30,2007 8:15pm - pam ""] What a great story. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 30,2007 8:26pm - Mess ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:she needed a break from looking at his owner's face probably true dude. i'm a wreck. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 30,2007 8:47pm - Mess ""] the only good thing to come out of this is that i am not gay my god is a female |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 30,2007 10:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Mess said:the only good thing to come out of this is that i am not gay my god is a female hahahaha.. truth. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 30,2007 10:59pm - NIGGER ""] Did you fuck the dog? |
| _____________________________ [May 1,2007 6:09am - Mess ""] also... in another bout of insomnia last night i'm sitting there laying wide awake when i feel something moving around. it was another fucking tick! the three of us shot out of bed like we were on the titanic about to sink. i grabbed that fucker with needle nose plyers (this time) because they were close, and torched the shit out of it. |
| ___________________________________________________ [May 1,2007 9:20am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] This is the next dog Mess is going to get. [img] |
| _____________________________ [May 1,2007 9:43am - Mess ""] teeth tweezers |
| ______________________________ [May 1,2007 10:41am - Yeti ""] [img] I'M INFESTED!! |
| _____________________________ [May 1,2007 4:41pm - Mess ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:This is the next dog Mess is going to get. [img] wow. if i... you know... would that be considered getting off to bestiality and pedo? |
| ___________________________________________________ [May 1,2007 4:46pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Do you honestly care? |
| _____________________________ [May 1,2007 4:50pm - Mess ""] no i just came |
| __________________________________ [Dec 9,2010 7:29am - clarence ""] oh my! |