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Ok, so my best pal left for Florida.

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[Apr 30,2007 10:42pm - Hoser ""]
I will be taking applications for a new best pal.

I have 3 criteria that must be met before you apply.

1.) You must love any and all guns / weapons.

2.) You must love your country, and take pride in your heritage.

3.) You must love metal more than life.

All applicants must post here. I will be reviewing applications daily so no phonecalls please!!

oh.....I forgot #4.)

4.) You must LOVE to fucking drink, and listen to my ludicrous stories about antelope and why they can't wear wool socks while staging a home invasion after buying 7 rolls of TP at Wal-Mart.

Ok, I'm done here......get the applications in ASAP!!
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[Apr 30,2007 11:03pm - powerkok ""]
hahahahahahhaaha.
In other news, I have filled his best long distance pal position. so.....
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[May 1,2007 1:39am - PatMeebles ""]
PK, my band will need a place to crash in Florida on tour.

:BOUNCE:
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[May 1,2007 1:45am - pam ""]
What about someone who doesn't mind the marryin' gays, doesn't shop at Wal-Mart, and thinks the NRA are a bunch of cock suckers?

Yeah...I fail. Good luck on your search! ;)
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[May 1,2007 3:13am - horror_tang ""]
pam said:What about someone who doesn't mind the marryin' gays, doesn't shop at Wal-Mart, and thinks the NRA are a bunch of cock suckers?

Yeah...I fail. Good luck on your search! ;)



Wow, way to keep an open mind you hypocrite. Gays do not get married. That only happens on TV and TV is fake. Wal-Mart rules and you are just a hater because you live far from one. Without Wal-Mart millions of Chinese children would not have jobs. Are you saying you hate Asians? Not supporting Wal-Mart means you are a racist. Finally, if you hate the NRA, you hate Charlton Heston. That is just a sin. Burn in hell evil woman.


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