best e-mail ever...[views:6794][posts:35]______________________________________ [Dec 4,2003 11:36am - the_reverend ""] I just got this in an e-mail.. wtf... An average 115 lb girl's asshole can stretch up to 3 inches in diameter THE AVERAGE HORSE'S COCK IS 5 INCHES IN DIAMETER! YOU DO THE FUCKIN MATH!!!! You're not gunna believe this shit! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 4,2003 11:53am - succubus ""] i'm scared..he jsut IM'ed that to me *runs and hides |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 4,2003 12:04pm - the_reverend ""] a guy at my work doesn't believe that they mean diameter.. he things they mean circumference. I don't think so though.. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 4,2003 12:33pm - RustedAngel ""] just sent this one to my girlfriend in hopes to convince her to try ANAL. my dick is probably 3" in diameter, so i did the math and it seems possible. too bad for the horse. :spineyes: |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 4,2003 4:55pm - MyDeadDoll ""] ouch **clenches butt cheeks together** |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2003 6:26pm - the_reverend ""] ok, we did some research. the average horse cock is 5 cm not 5 inches in diameter and the average male cock is 3 cm not 3 inches in diameter. http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html so this should read that the average asshole size = 1.5inches in diameter the average horse cock is 2.5inches in diameter. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 3:43am - MyDeadDoll ""] but still... 2.5 and 3 aren't that much different... so, yeah. ouch again. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 7:42am - Kalopsia ""] WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME OF DAY TO GET DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND MEASURE THE SIZE OF A HORSE'S DICK!!!!!!!!????????????? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 7:51am - succubus ""] someone who works with animals? a good friend of myne had to masturbate them in college for her classes fact |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 7:51am - the_reverend ""] for my roommate's major in college she actually had to jerk off horses, cows, chickens, and other barnyard animals. |
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| _________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 6:06pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:my roommate is a good friend of yours? news to me. don't get mad just because we gang up you pfft |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 6:35pm - musclecityproductions ""] the_reverend said:I just got this in an e-mail.. wtf... An average 115 lb girl's asshole can stretch up to 3 inches in diameter THE AVERAGE HORSE'S COCK IS 5 INCHES IN DIAMETER! YOU DO THE FUCKIN MATH!!!! You're not gunna believe this shit! I got that e-mail too. I laughed my ass off in my school computer lab. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 9:23pm - thornnvine ""] the correct unit of measurement for measuring the asshole is in figure units. The average 115lb girl's butthole is about 2 fingers, some are 3 and 4. This unit of measurement can be converted for penis diameter equivilants. The correct conversion factor from inches to finger units is approximately 5/8" at the first knuckle and 7/8's at the second knuckle. Multiply by 2.54 to get to cm. |
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| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2003 4:07pm - the_reverend ""] I just got the horse one AGAIN ahahahaha someone didn't want to let that gem go I guess. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2003 4:20pm - succubus ""] aaron do you still get the one you forwarded to me? cum taste so sweet one? bahaha |
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| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2003 5:10pm - retzam ""] the_reverend said:I get about 300 spam mail per week in my hotmail account. hotmail sucks. Haha, that is weird. I used to get that much but now it all gets filtered out. |
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| _____________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:25pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i'm confused |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:33pm - succubus ""] that was spam he got this morning...you should have seen how HUGE the text was....and it was for a credit card |
| ________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:32pm - hybrid ""] Kalopsia said:WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME OF DAY TO GET DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND MEASURE THE SIZE OF A HORSE'S DICK!!!!!!!!????????????? me |
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| __________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:38pm - succubus ""] ohhhhhhhhh i thought you said it was for a cc hahaha not as funny though....since it was for p0rn |
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