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[QUOTE="FuckIsMySignature:619195"]Josh_Martin said:[QUOTE]FuckIsMySignature said:[QUOTE]urine obtaind.. ... liquid gold. :THUMBSUP:[/QUOTE] IMPORTANT!!! Most employer piss tests check the temperature of the urine to make sure you aren't sneaking in someone elses piss. It has to be between 90 and 100 degrees F. The one time I had to pee for a job the very very first thing they did after I handed them the specimen bottle was check the temperature. Here's how I got it to pass. The night before the test I had a clean friend piss in a bottle for me. The next morning I poured the piss into a plastic baggie and submerged the baggie into hot hot hot water. Left it in the water for a while and when I left home to go take the test I sealed the baggie and rolled it into a sock and stuffed the sock down into my crotch (your crotch is the warmest place on your body) By the time I had to take the test the temperature was just right. I've never heard of an employer piss test standing over your shoulder while you pee. That's pretty much only for probation piss tests. [/QUOTE] I took a similar approach. I heated the piss with a hair dryer and then strapped a heating pad with a small squeeze bottle containing the urine to my inner thigh to keep it warm. Luckily, when I got there it was some young chick who wasnt all that particular about checking temperature. Now, its back to the waiting game. [/QUOTE]
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