Jerry Falwell bites the dust![views:3865][posts:33]______________________________ [May 15,2007 1:46pm - Lamp ""] http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/15/jerry.falwell.ap/index.html Score! |
| ___________________________________________ [May 15,2007 1:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] so i guess "gravely serious condition" was accurate. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 15,2007 1:50pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Thank you God. |
| _____________________________________ [May 15,2007 1:50pm - Josh_Martin ""] I just heard about this. DKs need to update Moral Majority now. "God must be dead if you're alive" does't work anymore. Good riddance. Too bad it looks like he went quickly. That guy deserved death by testicular rupture. |
| ______________________________________ [May 15,2007 1:51pm - the_reverend ""] what a great guy |
| ______________________________________ [May 15,2007 1:52pm - the_reverend ""] yep |
| _____________________________________ [May 15,2007 1:58pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [May 15,2007 2:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] celebrate good times.... come on! dah dah dahdah daht daht daht daht dahdah! |
| _____________________________________ [May 15,2007 2:22pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] No Religion Won't see me on my knees Take my soul and save it, please Ten hail Mary's for my sin Paying heaven to get in Got no money for your basket A million times you can ask it Find your bible far too odd Ain't got time for your god I've made my decision Don't want your religion No more church-bound prison Or Jerry Falwell television Don't forget, he's coming back So put your dollars in the stack The second coming's getting close So pay up now and get the most Form a line for all to pay And do the same next Sunday Step right up and clean your soul Single file, young and old I've made my decision Don't want your religion No more church-bound prison Or Jerry Falwell television Wash your brain, a strange obsession You're an angel, post confession Holy book tells right from wrong Last donation, overdrawn |
| ________________________________________ [May 15,2007 2:34pm - This_Is_Heresy ""] This is the best news I've got in a while! Its almost enough to make me hope heaven and hell were real just so I could know that this fascist evangelical piece of shit was sucking Satan's fire spewing dick. But since they are fake, I'll just take comfort in the fact that I'll never have to hear this fucker blame tragedies like Sept 11th on gays, pagans, and abortion. Hallelujah Mother Fuckers! |
| _____________________________________ [May 15,2007 2:39pm - Mike_Giallo ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:No Religion Won't see me on my knees Take my soul and save it, please Ten hail Mary's for my sin Paying heaven to get in Got no money for your basket A million times you can ask it Find your bible far too odd Ain't got time for your god I've made my decision Don't want your religion No more church-bound prison Or Jerry Falwell television Don't forget, he's coming back So put your dollars in the stack The second coming's getting close So pay up now and get the most Form a line for all to pay And do the same next Sunday Step right up and clean your soul Single file, young and old I've made my decision Don't want your religion No more church-bound prison Or Jerry Falwell television Wash your brain, a strange obsession You're an angel, post confession Holy book tells right from wrong Last donation, overdrawn Best song on that CD. |
| ______________________________ [May 15,2007 3:15pm - Yeti ""] now that he is dead, he is going to be pretty bummed to learn that instead of getting jerked off by god in heaven, he is staring at the inside of his coffin for the rest of eternity. well Mr. Falwell, where is your god now? |
| ________________________________________ [May 15,2007 4:42pm - DomesticTerror ""] Amen! |
| ____________________________________________ [May 15,2007 6:35pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] Ah, but in a case like this you almost hope that there really is a god, and that he's got a zero tolerance policy for cunts like Jerry Falwell. Go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200... Fat Jerry homophobe being forced for all eternity to suck cocks in hell. That'd be great. Wishful thinking though. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 15,2007 6:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH YA [img] |
| _____________________________ [May 15,2007 7:34pm - pam ""] I just found out about this. Fucking made my day. Suck it, Falwell. |
| _____________________________________ [May 15,2007 8:28pm - HailTheLeaf ""] good riddance |
| ______________________________________ [May 15,2007 8:34pm - swamplorddvm ""] To bad he'll never know he was wrong. |
| _____________________________ [May 15,2007 8:40pm - pam ""] swamplorddvm said:To bad he'll never know he was wrong. That's a really good point and kinda makes me mad. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 15,2007 8:46pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] It was bullcrap blaming 9/11 on gays, lesbians, Jews, etc. What an asshole. |
| _____________________________ [May 15,2007 8:53pm - pam ""] I think the opinion that Jerry Falwell was an asshole is the first thing ALL of RTTP has ever agreed on. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 15,2007 8:55pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Fantastic. I generally don't like anyone in the religious right or the left (if there is one). |
| _____________________________ [May 15,2007 8:56pm - pam ""] The left are godless savages...haven't you heard? |
| _____________________________ [May 15,2007 8:56pm - pam ""] I wish Anne Coulter would die. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 15,2007 8:57pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] pam said:The left are godless savages...haven't you heard? Oh mY GoD!!!!!!!1111!!!111 |
| ______________________________ [May 15,2007 9:08pm - Lamp ""] I wish we could just skip the funeral and eat his dead body. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 15,2007 9:11pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Lamp said:I wish we could just skip the funeral and eat his dead body. If we ate his body, we'd be infected with a love for the Republican party and taxes. |
| _____________________________ [May 15,2007 9:15pm - pam ""] I hope his grave is public, I want to pee on it before I die. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 15,2007 9:26pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I really couldn't imagine you squatting over a grave but then again.... |
| _____________________________ [May 15,2007 9:29pm - pam ""] That's because you don't know me very well. |
| ______________________________ [May 15,2007 9:32pm - Lamp ""] ConquerTheBaphomet said:Lamp said:I wish we could just skip the funeral and eat his dead body. If we ate his body, we'd be infected with a love for the Republican party and taxes. That's why you cook it first, gets rid of all the germs. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 15,2007 9:47pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Lamp said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:Lamp said:I wish we could just skip the funeral and eat his dead body. If we ate his body, we'd be infected with a love for the Republican party and taxes. That's why you cook it first, gets rid of all the germs. I see. It should be recorded. That would be gr1mm and tr00. |
| _____________________________________ [May 15,2007 9:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [May 15,2007 10:14pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:[img] ha, awesome. |