I'm listing to my downstairs neighbor have sex.[views:5655][posts:89]_______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:22am - WhyamIandasshole nli ""] Damn 6:30 in the morning. Nice. |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:45am - Archaeon ""] good for him |
| ______________________________ [May 16,2007 6:53am - Mess ""] yeah man, morning sex is the shit. i hate when they're all like "but i haven't even brushed my teeth yet" so what? just spread your legs and shut up for a sec k thnx. |
| _______________________________ [May 16,2007 10:36am - Yeti ""] sex after just waking up is when you catch them at their most vulnerable. there is something inherently sexy about a chic moaning in your face with morning breath. |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2007 11:03am - sxealex ""] i rinse my mouth then u dont notice morning breath |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 11:06am - brian_dc ""] I'm definitely a morning sex0r. It's a great way to start the day. |
| __________________________________________________ [May 16,2007 11:08am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] WhyamIandasshole nli said: I'm listing to my downstairs neighbor have sex. Lucky! |
| ___________________________________________ [May 16,2007 11:09am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] that's why morning wood was invented. |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 11:11am - RichHorror ""] brian_dc said:I'm definitely a morning sex0r. It's a great way to start the day. Me too, if by that you mean wake up and masturbate... then cry with disgust at yourself and pray for death to take you. |
| _________________________________ [May 16,2007 11:12am - Raycm ""] "Surrender Dorothy" |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 11:12am - porphyria ""] CHEER HIM/HER ON! |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:03pm - ariavette ""] I think it's so good in the morning because your body is so relaxed so it feels ten times better.Every nerve seems more receptive Especially if you were having good dreams then it's just an excellent way to start the day. but yeah hopefully the person you're with knows enough not to try to kiss you that early.. or takes steps to prevent it and do it doggy style. |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:07pm - the_reverend ""] I would rather do it at night or be able to take a shower after in the morning. Puts you right to sleep. Otherwise, if feels like you are leaking cum for the rest of the morning. And if you take time to hump before work, then you don't have time to take a shower. anyhow. Boys Want Sex In The Morning Boys want Sex in the morning Sex in the morning When I'm not my best Boys want Sex in the morning Sex in the morning Tearing at my breast Boys want Someone who's winsome Someone to pin Someone to undertake Boys want Someone to fall on Someone to crawl on Someone half awake Boys want Sex in the morning Sex in the morning Covers at my knees Boys want Rotten conditions Passive positions I am a trapeze Boys want Someone who's sleepy Someone who's keeping Nothing in too deep Boys want Somebody first hand Someone to burst And then go back to sleep There is nothing I like better Than a jostle now and then With the hands under the sweater And the back that starts to bend But before my eyes are open I don't want to have to hide From a simpleton still poking With a thimbleful of pride Boys want Sex in the morning Sex in the morning Soiling the sheets Boys want Sex while I'm yawning Suddenly spawning When I'm half asleep Boys want Someone unconscious Somebody not just Waiting for a thrill Boys want Sex with surprises Sex with sunrises Someone on the pill There is nothing like a lover Who can satisfy your needs And the joy when you discover Just how often he succeeds But before my eyes can focus I don't need him to surprise By descending like a locust On a field of sleeping thighs Boys want Sex in the morning Sex in the morning When I'm still not fresh Boys want Something that strikes them Someone who likes them Fondling their flesh Boys want Someone to take and Someone to break and Comment on their size Boys want Someone to prod and Someone who'll nod And then just close her eyes |
| ______________________________ [May 16,2007 1:09pm - Yeti ""] the_reverend said:Otherwise, if feels like you are leaking cum for the rest of the morning. yeah, but then it just reminds you of the fact that you got laid that morning. |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:11pm - ariavette ""] the_reverend said:I would rather do it at night or be able to take a shower after in the morning. Puts you right to sleep. Otherwise, if feels like you are leaking cum for the rest of the morning. And if you take time to hump before work, then you don't have time to take a shower. sex in the shower? two birds with one stone |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:14pm - swamplorddvm ""] Sex that goes from night till morning is cool. morning breath is no big deal. Sometimes. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:14pm - RichHorror ""] Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:17pm - swamplorddvm ""] hahaha |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:18pm - swamplorddvm ""] Wait that doesn't sound right. |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:19pm - ariavette ""] RichHorror said:Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. hahaha.. i'm gonna be paying attention to every guy with a beard now. " yup you got some juice still" |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:20pm - RichHorror ""] That happened to me a lot when I was a janitor at the Y. Not a proud moment. |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:21pm - the_reverend ""] I can't take sex in the shower. I would pass out. I think it's funnier doing stuff before heading to a show and then shaking rich horror's hand. |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:22pm - brian_dc ""] maybe make the shower not scalding hot? |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:23pm - RichHorror ""] Like when you give me a handie before a show? |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:23pm - RichHorror ""] Sexing in the shower is ok except for the rubberflesh. |
| ______________________________ [May 16,2007 1:24pm - Yeti ""] brian_dc said:maybe make the shower not scalding hot? no i can see what he is talking about. i've almost passed out from having sex in the shower, i dont know why that is, but it never happens anywhere but the shower. and i hate scalding showers. |
| ________________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:29pm - Granny_Monster ""] Yeti said:brian_dc said:maybe make the shower not scalding hot? no i can see what he is talking about. i've almost passed out from having sex in the shower, i dont know why that is, but it never happens anywhere but the shower. and i hate scalding showers. The moisture that builds up in the air makes it harder to breathe. It makes vigorous fucking a tad difficult because you can't keep up a proper breathing pettern ... or something. |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:31pm - swamplorddvm ""] RichHorror said:That happened to me a lot when I was a janitor at the Y. Not a proud moment. The Y? [img] I see. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 1:33pm - RichHorror ""] I was young and needed the money. |
| _____________________________ [May 16,2007 3:10pm - pam ""] This thread runs the gamut from sexy to revolting. And morning breath is fucking gross. Keep breath mints by the bed you savages. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:11pm - RichHorror ""] Are my parts the revolting ones? |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:11pm - RichHorror ""] RichHorror said:Are my parts the revolting ones? Holy bad out of context. |
| _____________________________ [May 16,2007 3:14pm - pam ""] lol. |
| ______________________________ [May 16,2007 3:22pm - Yeti ""] Granny_Monster said:The moisture that builds up in the air makes it harder to breathe. It makes vigorous fucking a tad difficult because you can't keep up a proper breathing pettern ... or something. aaaaaah, elementary my dear Watson. |
| _________________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:23pm - babyshaker nli ""] RichHorror said:Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| _____________________________ [May 16,2007 3:25pm - mOe ""] morning sex does pwn |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:26pm - ariavette ""] just keep the door/curtain open and open a window.. ventilation makes it more comfortable.. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:29pm - RichHorror ""] Rubberflesh makes me not into shower sex. |
| _____________________________ [May 16,2007 3:31pm - pam ""] I don't like sharing my shower. |
| _____________________________ [May 16,2007 3:32pm - pam ""] RichHorror said:Rubberflesh makes me not into shower sex. It's kind of a bitch, too. You gotta like...brace yourself without ripping the curtain down...and if someone's taller than someone else...forget it. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:35pm - RichHorror ""] I am taller than everyone I bang, and everyone I ever will bang. |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:37pm - the_reverend ""] RichHorror said:I don't like showering. |
| ________________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:38pm - Granny_Monster ""] pam said:RichHorror said:Rubberflesh makes me not into shower sex. It's kind of a bitch, too. You gotta like...brace yourself without ripping the curtain down...and if someone's taller than someone else...forget it. This has always been, and will most likely always be, a problem for me. |
| _____________________________ [May 16,2007 3:39pm - pam ""] At least you're small enough to be lifted up...but again, not ripping down the curtain there is an issue. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:43pm - hooker nibbling penis ""] I'm too tall for shower sex. If I try to nail a girl standing up I end up looking like a greyhound trying to take a shit. |
| _____________________________ [May 16,2007 3:48pm - mOe ""] luckily the woman and I arent too far from each other in terms of height...i have maybe 3 or 4 inches on here...shit matches up quite nicely |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 3:48pm - anonymous ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [May 16,2007 3:49pm - pam ""] hooker nibbling penis said:I'm too tall for shower sex. If I try to nail a girl standing up I end up looking like a greyhound trying to take a shit. HAHAHAHA...oh the mental image... |
| ______________________________ [May 16,2007 4:44pm - Lamp ""] I have a shower stall. :D |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:25pm - succubus ""] Hah! So my guy and myself usually shower together but I had to be up before him so I got up, showered and then he walked into the shower..I tried attacking him and he kept saying "but I smell and yer all clean..." .. Lol ... I enjoy beginning my day with a bang, it does put u in a good mood |
| ________________________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:42pm - hooker nibbling penis ""] I just resort to the pick her up and jackhammer her on the wang move. unless she's a fatty. In which case i'm probably too hammered to get a boner. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:50pm - RichHorror ""] succubus said:Hah! So my guy and myself usually shower together but I had to be up before him so I got up, showered and then he walked into the shower..I tried attacking him and he kept saying "but I smell and yer all clean..." .. Lol ... I enjoy beginning my day with a bang, it does put u in a good mood I wish I was fucking dead after reading that. |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:52pm - succubus ""] Ummm why??? Ps I love doing it standing up |
| ________________________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:57pm - hooker nibbling penis ""] no one wants to picture aaron hammering away with his mini pony tail swinging in the breeze. i think rich might just have. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:59pm - RichHorror ""] Excactly, Matthew Hooker. EXACTLY. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:59pm - RichHorror ""] I just got an unsxy txty in reference to that post. |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:04pm - succubus ""] Hahahahaha I recently cut his pony tail too..I think he wanted it even shorter..ahh well |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:06pm - RichHorror ""] Aaron finally wants to look like a man. What a proud day this is. |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:33pm - the_reverend ""] if looking like a man means looking like rich, I'm out. and carina, last time a "hug" was called attaching someone, it was 1950. sorry that it didn't want your sholders smelling like dirty armpit all day. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:34pm - RichHorror ""] I don't look like a man, I look like a awesome. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:41pm - hooker nibbling penis ""] i wish there were photos of me and rich's embrace |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:45pm - RichHorror ""] Oh, the buttons. How they flew. |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:56pm - xanonymousx ""] anonymous said:[img] i think i went to high school with that girl i'm not sure though. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 16,2007 8:20pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] I love pissing on my girls feet in the shower when shes not expecting it |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 9:30pm - the_reverend ""] phil... we have something in comon. |
| ______________________________ [May 16,2007 10:34pm - pam ""] See this is why I shower alone... |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:39pm - BornSoVile ""] RichHorror said:Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. aw fuck yeah! |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:40pm - succubus ""] That's another reason why I didn't wake up aaron for our morning shower...though I've peed on him too..lol... |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] why don't old people have sex in the morning? have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?!?! nothing beats waking up to a blowjob, unless it's rich horror trying to pull a fast one. i wish i never stayed at the Y. |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:44pm - Dankill ""] Never had a problem with shower sex. No passing out. I can see the height differenxce being an issue. I'm like 5'9/5'10, but my luck has it for me falling for smaller girls. But then again, I kinda dig it when you can pick em up easier and be inventive. Morning sex rules. The breath could be an issue, but like Pam said, mints on the nightstand solve that. Plus, when you're doing it doggy, sideways or her riding you, the breath becomes a non issue for the most part. Great way to start the day, weekends in particular. |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:46pm - RichHorror ""] BornSoVile said:RichHorror said:Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. aw fuck yeah! This man knows. |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:46pm - Dankill ""] Wait, Mark raised the bar. A Wake up via Blow Job RULES |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dankill said:Wait, Mark raised the bar. A Wake up via Blow Job RULES ESPECIALLY when you can go right back to bed afterwards, haha. |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:47pm - RichHorror ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:nothing beats waking up to a blowjob, unless it's rich horror trying to pull a fast one. i wish i never stayed at the Y. That was the most magical summer of your life. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:49pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] that shit wasn't magic, that was skraight up RAPE son! |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:50pm - RichHorror ""] It was magic because now you see your donger, now you don't. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] bye bye d0ng3rz ELL OH ELL |
| _________________________________ [May 17,2007 12:14am - tylerl ""] another great reason for morning sex, odds are it's gonna be the best boner you have all day |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2007 12:16am - BornSoVile ""] RichHorror said:BornSoVile said:RichHorror said:Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. aw fuck yeah! This man knows. floss my teeth with that shit! |
| _______________________________ [May 17,2007 12:44am - Lamp ""] I never got morning wood. When I worked at 3 in the morning I would go to work, then come home and I would get "after work wood" for some reason though. |
| __________________________________________ [May 17,2007 5:46am - Dwellingsickness ""] anonymous said:[img] Now that is priceless:bow: |
| _______________________________ [May 17,2007 10:32am - Yeti ""] hooker nibbling penis said:I'm too tall for shower sex. If I try to nail a girl standing up I end up looking like a greyhound trying to take a shit. ha. I am too tall for shower sex. i have to bend and contort, its pretty weird. maybe thats why i almost pass out, the blood flow is cut from various places so i can contort them. |
| _______________________________________ [May 17,2007 10:37am - the_reverend ""] and then your legs kill |
| ____________________________________ [May 17,2007 10:42am - ariavette ""] hooker nibbling penis said:I'm too tall for shower sex. If I try to nail a girl standing up I end up looking like a greyhound trying to take a shit. haha... i try to avoid looking behind to see the akwardness of that position.. if i look i laugh and that's a sure fire way to end the session immediately |
| ______________________________ [May 17,2007 10:43am - pam ""] This thread has taught me that Carina is a dirty, dirty, girl. |
| _______________________________ [May 17,2007 10:43am - Yeti ""] no way. levity makes the situation hotter. |
| _________________________________ [May 17,2007 11:52am - Raycm ""] If you can't stay in a position too long you could always say something like..." Why does your sister have bigger nipples" so that she tightens up and you get off faster. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2007 12:41am - Dankill ""] Too tall my ass. Pick her up, put her to the wall and destroy. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 19,2007 9:59am - WhyamIandasshole nli ""] Shower sex is always cooler in my head. Then we try it and she has to be on her tippy toes and I have to do a horse stance. It ends up just being a pain in the ass. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 20,2007 8:01am - WhyamIandasshole nli ""] There at it again. I hate getting up early. |