I am now a Dad[views:1574][posts:26]________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:05am - Hoser ""] Patrick David DeWire 05/24/2007 [img] |
| ___________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:13am - Dankill ""] Congrats man! |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:16am - My_Dying_Bride ""] that is dope congratulationez |
| ________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:32am - Hoser ""] Thanks dudes. Most unreal thing that I have ever seen in my entire life. I have no idea how women push them out. I sat there and watched my wife give birth and I gotta tell ya, the pushing part looks ok, she only needed a few stitches afterward, but the labor part was hell. She didn't take any meds at all, so it must have hurt like hell. |
| ________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:36am - yummy ""] good for you two. It is a beautiful thing. |
| ________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:41am - Hoser ""] It really is pretty unreal. Changes my whole outlook on life. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:53am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] congratulations |
| ___________________________________________ [May 27,2007 11:16am - Dwellingsickness ""] Congrats Jake!!..Give the mrs. a big hug and a congrats for me.:CHEERS: |
| ________________________________ [May 27,2007 11:19am - Hoser ""] Thanks man, I will. Got the breast pump up and running now....I wanna see the milk flow like beer! |
| ___________________________________________ [May 27,2007 11:22am - Dwellingsickness ""] Looks like he came out all pissed off and ready to go, What were you doing?, Cranking Gorod and Necrophagist while he was in there. |
| ________________________________ [May 27,2007 11:29am - Hoser ""] Ya, he was raised in the womb to deer meat, Gorod, Therion and tabasco sauce. He always looks pissed. |
| ______________________________ [May 27,2007 12:05pm - pam ""] Yay Jake!! Congratulations!!! Look how mad he looks. hahahah. |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2007 12:26pm - DomesticTerror ""] congrats, bro! |
| _______________________________________ [May 27,2007 12:31pm - the_reverend ""] baby's first myspace pic? you should rename him and puut the name "gorod" in there. it's got nice ring to it. |
| _______________________________ [May 27,2007 1:11pm - Hoser ""] ya.....he's preeety sweeeeet...huh huh huh. |
| _________________________________ [May 27,2007 1:23pm - sxealex ""] congrats dood. that baby looks ike it could beat me up. gotta get on his good side. |
| _______________________________ [May 27,2007 8:40pm - Hoser ""] he just barfed,,,,,,and shit all over his bed and diapers...... It was all up his back...wtf is up with this???!?!!? |
| _______________________________________ [May 27,2007 9:06pm - watchmaker666 ""] haha welcome to the club man, you'll get used to it. |
| _______________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:00pm - hungtableed ""] damn man, congrats!!!! Best of luck to you and your family! |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2007 10:35pm - dyingmuse ""] Congrats bro!!! It is a great feeling huh? \m/ |
| _______________________________________ [May 28,2007 12:15am - the_reverend ""] make a placenta casarole. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 28,2007 7:56am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hoser said:he just barfed,,,,,,and shit all over his bed and diapers...... It was all up his back...wtf is up with this???!?!!? he's probably thinking, "hey pops, right a death metal song about this ya bastihd!" congrats, even if he is purposely shitting himself to piss you off, haha! |
| ______________________________ [May 28,2007 11:02am - pam ""] Hoser said:he just barfed,,,,,,and shit all over his bed and diapers...... It was all up his back...wtf is up with this???!?!!? He will do that most likely on a daily basis until he is 1. Enjoy. (Keep the diapers snug around his waist once his cord falls off, should help with the up-the-back a little.) |
| _______________________________________ [May 28,2007 11:39am - SkinSandwich ""] Hoser said:he just barfed,,,,,,and shit all over his bed and diapers...... It was all up his back...wtf is up with this???!?!!? HAHA!!! I do not miss the atomic baby shiots at all. It is crazy what can come out of a small human being.:thescream: Congrats BTW. Now tie it in a knot, ha. I did after my third son was born. To little to late.:whipper: |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 28,2007 1:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Congrats! |
| _________________________________________ [May 28,2007 1:56pm - DreamingInExile ""] CONGRATS DOOD!!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [May 28,2007 2:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Cigar Smoking Commense! |