PRIMITIVE BASEMENT-DWELLING BLACK METAL - NO POSERS[views:3213][posts:8]___________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 9:16am - KOBOLD SLAUGHTER RECORDS ""] From the dank, icky darkness next to the hot water heater comes BASEMENTUM. BASEMENTUM plays raw, primitive, basement-dwelling Black Metal. BASEMENTUM is already notorious in the basement-dwelling scene for burning down several comic book stores that refused to stock Magic: The Gathering cards, while LORD SINISTER VON DOOMENSTEIN is known for his vicious and hateful Counterstrike skills and radical intolerance towards diceless role-playing. Fanzines and websites, do not approach BASEMENTUM for any promo pictures (as LORD DOOMENSTEIN's psiorasis is acting up). Titles from their abmysmally blasphemous debut include: Mountain Dew Bottle Filled With Piss (and Evil) Malevolent Dungeon Master of Despair Insatiably Decadent and Satanic Hot Pocket I Won't Mow the Lawn (Mom) The Hot Water Heater Leaked on my Nightwing Comics Insidiously Morbid Party Killer Necrolusting Goat Cheese Calzone Sacrificing Mom on a Bloody Pagan Altar (for Selling my Black-Border Magic Cards) Pwning n00bs Under a Demonic Wintermoon Blasphemously Necrotized Fursuit Russel's not my Real Dad BASEMENTUM plays diabolical basement-dwelling art exclusively! NO MOSH - NO FRIENDS - NO GIRLS - NO POKEMON |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 9:19am - largefreakatzero ""] Hahah -- awesome. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 9:29am - DestroyYouAlot ""] This guy sounds serious. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 12,2007 10:30am - Yeti ""] that could be incredible if its serious. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 10:33am - FuckIsMySignature ""] wow. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 10:36am - largefreakatzero ""] I'm only hoping to do guest vocals in "Russel's not my Real Dad" |
| _______________________________ [Jul 12,2007 10:39am - Yeti ""] First Strike and Trample would be a good song title. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 12,2007 10:52am - blue ""] i have a feeling people are going to start to jock these guys harder than nachtmystium. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 12:35pm - timjohn ""] Yeti said:First Strike and Trample would be a good song title. l o l |