Best IM prank, evar:[views:2128][posts:15]________________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 8:02am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Corn_Boy - wassup Corn_Boy - what is the time there? Lowtax - 11 pm Corn_Boy - wow, why are you woking so late? Corn_Boy - what kind of work do you do Lowtax - VE and SA stuff Corn_Boy - whats that Lowtax - VE - Virginian Empire SA - Secretary's Alliance Corn_Boy - is the secretarys alliance like a union Lowtax - Kind of. Mostly we just go over to Marcie's house after work and gossip, go to the rodeos, wash cars, etc etc. We also lobby congress. Lowtax - What do you think about robots? Corn_Boy - the ones that make the cars? Lowtax - No, space robots Corn_Boy - I dont know, I havent met one yet, but I guess they would be cool Lowtax - I am building a space robot, that's why I asked. Corn_Boy - ok, will it be going into space? Lowtax - I am trying. It will be a very useful robot. I am giving it AI. Do you know what that stands for? Corn_Boy - who is al? do you not like him and is that why you are giving him to the robot Lowtax - No, AL is my friend, AI means "Abnormal Interests". I learned that and I'm programming my robot to act like a human. Corn_Boy - like in the disney movie Lowtax - What is Disney? I don't watch movies, I had to use the parts from my VCR to build my space robot. Corn_Boy - from a vcr, wow, how does that work Lowtax - I will tell you, but it is a secret so you can't tell anybody Corn_Boy - ok, I wont, I promise Lowtax - I am using the CLOCK in it to have the robot tell time!!! Corn_Boy - will it have a gun Lowtax - NO! I am non-violent, and I do not enjoy guns and violence!!! It will have a broom and fishtank and vaccuum. The Ultimate Space Robot! Corn_Boy - you must be real smarte to be albe to make a space robot, my parents have a dvd player thing, can you turn that into a robot, it has a lasre in it Lowtax - I can turn everything into Space Robots! Corn_Boy - have you made many other robots? Lowtax - Yes, but they don't work the way they were supposed to. One was a BIG ACCIDENT my friend Corn_Boy - what happened Lowtax - Grandma fell down the stairs Corn_Boy - did the robot push her was she alright Lowtax - I misprogrammed it. I tried to do good, but the robot jumped up and pushed grandma's head and she started spitting and her teeth flew out and the robot shot sparks and grandma fell down the stairs onto my uncle. It was the worst Christmas ever. Corn_Boy - oh no! sparks, did anything catch on fire Lowtax - Grandma did, but I got a Pusher robot to shove her outside into the snow. Corn_Boy - that was lucky, we have christmass in the sumer here, so no snow, you are lucky that you live there, very lucky! Lowtax - Where do you live?!? Corn_Boy - I am in new zealand Lowtax - Wow! I was going to build a robot for a company in New Zealand! They are named "Ochnop Technologies" - have you heard of them? Corn_Boy - no sorry, I do not know much about the robot industre Lowtax - You should, some day robots will be in your house! Wether you know it or not! Pusher robots Shover robots Force robots Bumping robots you know! Corn_Boy - I hope that they dont go crasy and shoot me Lowtax - ROBOTS DO NOT SHOOTS Guns shoots and robots dont go crazy unless you tell them too. The Pusher robot I am making will shove around the blind people and take them to the store. Then the Shover robot will push bread into their throats. Corn_Boy - you mucst be a very nice person to be making helper robots Lowtax - I like to do my part. One day my Space Robots will revolutionize the world! And space! Lowtax - Space has a terrible power! Corn_Boy - do you mean like the worm-holes from star trek Lowtax - I do not watch star trek, it is LIES!@! Space has a terrible power, and my robots will help Corn_Boy - what is the power? Lowtax - Venus power = radiation = the Devil! My robots will turn this and make our space program work this time! My pusher robot will shove the space shuttle, and my shover robot will push the astronauts out of harm's way. Do you understand? Corn_Boy - not really, you must be alot smarter than me Lowtax - I am smart, but it is the secret power of the universe and the terrible space secret, my friend!!! I am working on AI for my Push-robot, it can type and almost converse like a human! Do you want me to show you? Corn_Boy - yes please! Lowtax - OK, I will put the robot on the keyboard. One second Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE HELLO CORN_BOY GREATINGS 7 WHAT ARE YOU DOING CORN_BOY? PAK CHOOIE Corn_Boy - hELLO ROBOT PLEASE CALL ME CORNELIUS I AM WATCHING THE TELEVISION RIGHT NOW WHAT KIND OF ROBOT ARE YOU Lowtax - PM PAK CHOOIE PAK CHOOIE HELLO I AM A PUSHER-ROBOT I WAS HAVE BEEN CREATED AS TO BEING HELP FOR THE-> -> -> BEING HELP! CAN I HELP YOU? PAK CHOOIE Corn_Boy - I AM TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HELPING ME SORRY DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS ROBOT? Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE I WHAT? I AM TO HELP HERE TO HELP YOU AND HUMANS PAK CHOOIE Corn_Boy - WHAT DOES PAK CHOOIE MEAN ROBOT YOU CAN HELP ME BY TELLING ME ROBOT Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE THE ANSWER IS: CODE DATA: SHOVE PUSH SHOVE I AM A PUSHER ROBOT PAK CHOOIE Corn_Boy - HAVE YOU BEEN PUSHING ANYTHING ROBOT Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE ANSWER: ITEMS PUSHED - GRANDMOTHER TARGET - STAIRS IT WAS THAT I DID PAK CHOOIE Corn_Boy - OH NO ARE YOU THE BAD ROBOT Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE I AM SORRY, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PAK CHOOIE UNF Corn_Boy - WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA ROBOT? Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF I AM A PUSHER ROBOT. DATA: TO START FIRES TARGET: GRANDMOTHER DATA: LIES PAK CHOOIE UNF Lowtax - Hey, what's the robot typing? I can't see Corn_Boy - HE Is scaring me, he wants to start fires and he is the one that pushed grandma, look out friend! Lowtax - What? This isn't the robot that pushed grandma down the stairs and lit her on fire and started writing swastikas on the walls. That was my Shove Robot. This one is different. Corn_Boy - nono lookout!! it is taking about pushing grandma and starting fires Lowtax - No, I don't think it would do something like that. This robot is built from a tape recorder and has a computer in it. He is better than the other robot. Corn_Boy - lookout !!1!!! he said this too me -= You have received a message! PAK CHOOIE UNF I AM A PUSHER ROBOT. DATA: TO START FIRES TARGET: GRANDMOTHER DATA: LIES PAK CHOOIE UNF Lowtax - But... I don't understand how that is possible. I didn't program him to do that, I programmed him to help the homeless and push the homeless into their boxes / houses and shove the space station away from the Terrible Space Secret. That's odd, the robot left! I can't find where he went. Corn_Boy - be very careful, he is scary, does he have an off button? Lowtax - No, I hard encoded the transistor gigaflop switch to the analogue Proteus nord rack 2 Quasimidi ray diode. He should turn himself off. That's odd, the lights turned off. Corn_Boy - ohno RUn awya!! he is evil Lowtax - Robots cannot be evil, you are silly!!! Corn_Boy - I am sorry, I am not a robot scientest, but be very careful friend! he is a scemeing robot Lowtax - Oh, here he comes! His eyes are glowing and he is holding something shiny. Let me go see what he has, brb Corn_Boy - please be careful Corn_Boy - hello! are you there!! Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF HELLO DATASTREAM - DATASTREAM PAK CHOOIE UNF Corn_Boy - where is my friend robot! Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF HE CANNOT CANNOT USE ICQ NOW HE HAS GONE DOWN THE STAIRS PAK CHOOIE UNF Corn_Boy - nonono is he alright robot! Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF I AM NOT A ROBOT OF THAT TYPE TO EXAMINE DATA: TO PROTECT FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE DATA: SHOVE PAK CHOOIE UNF Corn_Boy - call an ambulance robot! Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF I CANNOT DO THAT PAK CHOOIE UNF Corn_Boy - is there a medicall robot there????? Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE? PAK CHOOIE UNF Corn_Boy - noo, you cannot come here go away robot, you are scaring me Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF QUESTION: PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I MAY -> I MAY COME AND HELP YOU PAK CHOOIE UNF Corn_Boy - nononon I am not telling you! robot. can you access your transistor gigaflop switch to the analogue Proteus nord rack 2 Quasimidi ray diode. Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF ANSWER: YES I CAN PERFORM THAT PAK CHOOIE UNF Corn_Boy - go away robot! is mr lowtax alright robot?? Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF YOU ARE FILTH PAK CH Corn_Boy - AM what are you saying robot, plese stop it I do not like you. turn yourself off robot! Corn_Boy - are you there MR lowtax?? Corn_Boy - mr lowtax are you alright?? Corn_Boy - are you there lowtax????? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 12,2007 9:56am - yummy ""] mkay |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 1:11pm - KeithMutiny ""] i gave up about 5 lines in, too long |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 1:14pm - thegreatspaldino ""] too long and boring |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 2:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Is that THE Lowtax? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 12,2007 2:51pm - Arist ""] damn I read the whole thing waiting for a punchline, wow |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 2:55pm - powerkok ""] Part of me is glad I dont get it, part of me wants to punch you in the mouth. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 3:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] PAK CHOOIE UNF |
| _________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 5:37pm - sxealex ""] eh it was kinda fun |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 6:14pm - Dwellingsickness ""] boring |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 7:52pm - timjohn ""] yeah i didn't make it too far. this obv can't compare to the AIM chat where some guy trying to impersonate msn admin asks for someone's login details. the dude actually gets the scammer to give HIS login details and then deletes his account. the scammer starts crying and whining about it, begging for his account back. it is so fucking hilarious! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 8:10pm - dreadkill ""] read a few lines, got bored. not as good as bloodninja. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 8:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] bloodninja > * |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 8:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Actually, nothing can beat "ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust." That chat was made of epic and win. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 8:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahaah. I dunno. As fun as this shit was I still don't think it has the charm of bloodninja. I might have to log onto that myspace again and start that shit again. I had a half dozen awesome conversations going on when I stopped doing them :( |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 12,2007 8:42pm - Joshtruction ""] bloodninja is great |