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Appreciation: My girlfriend's dogs

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[Aug 15,2007 4:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
How can you not love these beasts?
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[Aug 15,2007 4:44pm - RichHorror ""]
How can I love these beasts with my tongue and cock?
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[Aug 15,2007 4:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
You can only love those beasts with your tongue and cock if you enjoy pain. And lots of it.
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[Aug 15,2007 4:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Where can I sign up for said doggie lovins and pain?
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[Aug 15,2007 4:45pm - dreadkill ""]
peanut butter
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[Aug 15,2007 4:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
EPIC SHOWDOWN!

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You'll have to sign up in Ft. Lauderdale, unfortunately. If you bring beer, they'll give it to you extra rough.
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[Aug 15,2007 4:47pm - RichHorror ""]
Not necessarily.

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[Aug 15,2007 5:21pm - Dankill  ""]
Jager is unleashing pwnage in the backyard!
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[Aug 15,2007 5:24pm - Niccolai ""]
Yea, you all think it's funny and cute...

Just wait until that dog tries to have sex with you.
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[Aug 15,2007 5:25pm - timjohnny1492  ""]
you took those pictures on my birthday
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[Aug 15,2007 6:16pm - Michael Vick  ""]
yo i git you madd $$$ fo dose pups you got
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[Aug 15,2007 9:17pm - hungtableed  ""]
I love dogs. I will probably only ever have 1 at a time and that will be (I hope in the not so distant future) a Siberian Husky.
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[Aug 15,2007 9:44pm - Dankill  ""]
If you give him booze, Jager gets rapey.
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[Aug 15,2007 10:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dankill said:If you give him booze, Jager gets rapey.


FACT.

Here's a good story:

The night the Red Sox won the World Series a few years ago, Jager (the biggest one--weighing in at roughly 110 pounds, maybe more) was given a little bit of beer by my cousin Bill. This was a mistake; Jager started glaring and growling at Bill for a good 10-20 minutes, making Bill feel very uncomfortable. Eventually Jager stood up slowly, with his eyes still fixed on Bill. In a matter of what seemed like miliseconds, Jager lunged across the room and onto Bill's back, smothering him with violent humpage. Bill tried shaking him off, but Jager punched (or however a dog hits) him in the back of the head, face and his sides and continued raping him. He didn't stop until business was done. That was the best night of anyone's life, ever.
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[Aug 16,2007 12:31am - NIGGER ""]
WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK
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[Aug 16,2007 12:49am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
NIGGER said:WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK


Tell me about it. I'm still trying to kick mono. I hate being fucking sick.
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[Aug 16,2007 3:14am - Niccolai ""]
You're Italian Mark, he wasn't talking about you.

He was talking about REAL white people.

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[Aug 16,2007 6:59am - deadlikemurf ""]
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[Aug 16,2007 12:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
"you were spawned by niggers. you're part eggplant"
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[Aug 16,2007 1:12pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
I thought this thread was gonna have tits in it, Not real dogs, damn total let down
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[Aug 16,2007 1:23pm - ariavette ""]
hungtableed said:I love dogs. I will probably only ever have 1 at a time and that will be (I hope in the not so distant future) a Siberian Husky.



I have always wanted a husky, sadnly never had one. I hear they are not good with kids but it depends on how they are raised
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[Aug 16,2007 1:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Nothing beats my English Springer Spaniel. He owns all of you.
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[Aug 16,2007 3:26pm - ariavette ""]
that was the first dog i had, he was put down recently.
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[Aug 16,2007 3:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwellingsickness said:I thought this thread was gonna have tits in it, Not real dogs, damn total let down


You really think I'd let RTTP see my girlfriend's tits? Those are for me and me only, haha.
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[Aug 16,2007 3:37pm - Breaking_Wheel ""]
Next time have tits...loads of tits, doesn't matter who they belong too, u know like big fat ass Oprah tits, nah not really.

Anyways, how the fuck are u Mark?

- Petard - Breaking Wheel
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[Aug 16,2007 3:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Fat ass Oprah tits will be provided, haha.

I'm swell, and yourself?
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[Aug 16,2007 8:47pm - Dankill  ""]
Erika told me about the mono, Mark. Sorry to hear about that. She also said you sucked because of it. I just told her to shut the fuck up and get up here in October.

Also, Bill getting donkey-punched and raped by a drunk dog after the Red Sox won the World Series IS one of the greatest nights EVER.
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[Aug 16,2007 8:52pm - powerkok ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:"you were spawned by niggers. you're part eggplant"


Yuhra Cahhntuhlope.
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[Aug 17,2007 8:52am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
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[Aug 17,2007 5:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Hahahahaha! Is that Chuck? If so, he looks a lot more vicious in that picture than he does in real life, heh heh.
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[Aug 17,2007 7:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Don't be fooled. He's a vicious motherfucker. He'll bite your dick off with his filed down hippo teeth.


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