Dead Milkmen super hyper ultra mega appreciation (times infinity)[views:3719][posts:24]________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 1:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing to the soil! You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil? I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession. A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?" Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God. You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 1:58pm - the_reverend ""] I want to kill steven fremd. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 2:05pm - RichHorror ""] The first cover the first band I was ever in played-- When i have to puke at night i can be so indiscreet i don't run down to the john i just throw up on my sheets i puke on my pillow and i puke on my floor smells so bad it makes me puke some more i'm lying in puke six inches deep so i just smile and go back to sleep oh how i love to sleep in vomit you don't know the joy i get from it waking up to the smell of puke makes me shout 'i love you' when i wake up it's almost noon that rotten smell burst through my room i take a whif it smells ok so i rise to greet the brand new day oh how i love to sleep in vomit you don't know the joy i get from it waking up to the smell of puke makes me shout i love you when i have to puke at night i can be so indiscreet i don't run down to the john i just throw up on my sheets i just throw up on my sheets i just throw up on my sheets i just throw up on my sheets |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 2:05pm - Dwellingsickness ""] I have only heard like a handful of songs by them |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 2:08pm - the_reverend ""] 4 songs including stuart http://www.myspace.com/joejackofdmm |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 2:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This band is the official sponsor of my high school career. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 2:42pm - largefreakatzero ""] Bitchin' Camaro. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 2:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'? Joe - Oh, I don't know. Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore. Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore. Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there? Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts. Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail. Joe - Uh huh. Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there? Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar? Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink. Joe - Oh, cool. Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there? Joe - Uh, who? Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit. Joe - Oh. Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this: Love me two times baby Love me twice today Love me two times girl Cause I got AIDS Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there. Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court. Joe - Uh, what's the court? Rod - Never mind that, Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court? Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore. Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore? Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now. Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car? Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas. Joe - You're kidding! Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have. Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got? Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 3:35pm - largefreakatzero ""] Thank you for that. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 3:47pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] Drunken milkman driving drunk Swerves on the curves! Chevorolet heads his way A crash A SMASH! Family of four family no more. That song will live on in my mind forever, along with "3 dead gophers" by mucky pup. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 3:48pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] p.s. - ten points if you actually know who the band was that sings that song. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 3:48pm - RichHorror ""] Scatterbrain. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 3:49pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] Wow, not only right but incredibly fucking fast. You ruined everything. :( |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 3:51pm - RichHorror ""] I still have that album. Their cover of 'Earache My Eye' cannot be fucked with. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 3:54pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] and their rendition of the 24th caprice blows away the one by the Great Kat. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 8:52pm - brad weymouth ""] fuckin a SteveYouAlot, i just bought Bellzebubba again, third time i bought, first time on disc LIFE IS SHIT!! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 9:05pm - KeithMutiny ""] sweet. this thread brought back many memories |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 1:36am - Lamp in NC ""] I've been posting on their message board for over six years... |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 10:30am - DestroyYouAlot ""] brad weymouth said:fuckin a SteveYouAlot, i just bought Bellzebubba again, third time i bought, first time on disc LIFE IS SHIT!! Ha - I finally just downloaded it so I can make infinity copies when I inevitably lose or break the ones I have. (I'm pretty sure Sheer Terror "Ugly and Proud" holds my records for most times purchased and lost/destroyed; I'm on something like 5, now.) |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 31,2008 10:02am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Can anyone megaupload Beezlebubba for me? I can't find a copy here at work, and I have a burning need to listen to this album. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 31,2008 11:48am - INFECT ""] Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch, That's where I'm gonna build my church, Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss; Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross. I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief, People shake their heads in disbelief. GO! Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls, In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl. I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief, People shake their heads in disbelief. Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man, He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand, He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow; Just another B actor on the late late show! I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief, People shake their heads in disbelief. GO! Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls, In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl. I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief, People shake their heads in disbelief. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 31,2008 12:03pm - Lamp ""] PS: I have Beelzebubba but I have some shit to do today, I can get it for you later if you want DYA. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 23,2010 11:50pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] Intro: ----- C F C F Verse: ----- C F Hey Kitten, whatcha doin'? Am C/G F Wanna play the guitar? C You say, what's that sound F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C You say, what's that sound F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C Am You say, what's that sound Bb F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C F C G It's the guitar Verse: ----- C F Hey baby, whatcha doin'? Am C/G F Playin' with your rattle and plastic car? C You say, what's that sound F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C You say, what's that sound F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C Am You say, what's that sound Bb F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C F C G It's the guitar Solo: (with verse chords) ---- 1:30 E-----------------------------------------| B--------------5-5-5--6-5-6-5-------------| G--5-5-5-7-7-7----------------7-5---5-----| D---------------------------------7---7---| A-----------------------------------------| E-----------------------------------------| 1:35 E----------------------5-----------------------------------| B------/8-8-8-8-8-8--8---8-5-------------------------------| G--7-5-----------------------7-5-5---------5---7-5---------| D------------------------------------7---7---------7---7---| A--------------------------------------8-------------8-----| E----------------------------------------------------------| 1:43 E---------------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------------| G--8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b-7-5-7-5-------5------5-7-5----| D-----------------------------7---7------7----------| A-------------------------------8-----8-------------| E---------------------------------------------------| slight bends, increasing gradually 1:49 E-------------------5------------------------------| B----5-5-5-5-5--5-8---8-5--------------------------| G--8----------------------5----5-7-5-----5-7-5-7---| D--------------------------------------7-----------| A------------------------------------8-------------| E--------------------------------------------------| 1:55 E----------------8-7-5---5-6--6-6-6-5------------------| B--5-5-5-5-5-5---------8--------------8-6--6-6-6-5-----| G--------------------------------------------------5---| D------------------------------------------------------| A------------------------------------------------------| E------------------------------------------------------| 2:01 E------------------------------| B------------------------------| G--7h8-8-8-8-7-5-7-5---7-5-----| D--------------------7-----7---| A------------------------------| E------------------------------| 2:06 E---------------------------------------------| B-----------------8-8-8-8-6-5---6-6-6-6-5-----| G--7h8-8-8-7-5----------------------------7---| D---------------------------------------------| A---------------------------------------------| E---------------------------------------------| Verse: ----- C F Hey mama, where ya goin'? Am C/G F I hope you're not going very far C Because what's that sound F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C Tell me what's that sound F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C Am Hey, what's that sound Bb F Coming out of the hole in the wood? C F C F It's the guitar C G It's the guitar F It's the guitar C F It's the guitar C F It's the guitar C G It's the guitar F It's the guitar C F It's the guitar C F It's the guitar C G It's the guitar F It's the guitar Ending: ------ highE highF highE F G C <- all lightly strummed w/ keyboard End on C. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2010 9:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I literally just found out there was a video for "Punk Rock Girl". Yay Beavis & Butt-head. |
| ______________________________________________________________________ [Jan 24,2010 10:46pm - there can be only one... sli sli slilander ""] bennyhillifier |