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[QUOTE="the_reverend:665108"]The best story I have is going out with carina to dollar bill's in Derry, NH (I hate that f'n place). I have to use the bathroom so I walk towards the back and there is a huge line for the one bathroom/handistall thing. I should preface this with the fact that we ate egg n' cheese bagel things from dunkin donuts and then spent hours in the apple orchard eating as many apples as humanly possible. anyhow, my ass crack is sweating by this point. I walk down the road towards clam haven towards the mini-mart there. I want in and the clerk is gone. I look at somethings and another dude comes in and the lady pops out from the back so he asks to use the bathroom first (he was doing a pee-pee dance). I rush into the back when he's done. The bathroom is a 3'x3' box and the lady is right next to the door cutting boxes or something. As soon as I sit down, I rip-out-my-guts and everything flies out of me splashing water everywhere. I pack the bowl in a couple seconds and the stench is worst then lowtide at the beach on the hottest day. I hear the door to the store open up and some lady start yelling "hello, hello!?! can we just use your bathroom" I'm sitting there and the lady with her 3yo kid are now outside the door and you hear the little girl in pee pain. the mom just keeps saying "don't worry, don't worry, just one more minute. you'll be ok" I quickly wipe up the sopping wet ass that I now have, flushed and broke for the door saying "there you are!" Behind me, I hear the lady say "OMG" and I glance back to see her grabbing her face, holding back gagging as I run out the door of the mini-mart. !!!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!![/QUOTE]
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