ATTN: Sarah Silverman[views:18672][posts:88]___________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 12:24pm - niccolai ""] Fart and 'poop' jokes are not funny. Carlos Mencia called and he said he wants his lack of entertaining ability back. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 1:03pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] She's hilarious. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 1:11pm - SacreligionNLI ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:She's obnoxious. agreed |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 1:28pm - KillerKadoogan ""] I AGREE WITH DWYER!!! Sarah Silverman and Carlos Mencia do not belong in the same category. Mencia steals jokes and still isn't funny. At least give Silverman credit for writing those poop and fart jokes. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 1:41pm - onceuponthecross ""] They're both wicked funny. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 16,2007 2:11pm - Lamp ""] Anyone who thinks Carlos Mencia is funny needs to have their intestines used as fishing reel. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 2:59pm - onceuponthecross ""] I wonder why his ratings are so high if he's not funny, weird isn't it? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:05pm - sm nose chief ""] onceuponthecross said: I wonder why his ratings are so high if he's not funny, weird isn't it? dood if youre leaving up to popular vote on who's a good comedian or musician just kill yourself now. :gun: |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:06pm - the_reverend ""] why does britney sell so many CDs if she isn't talented? |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:09pm - onceuponthecross ""] the_reverend said:why does britney sell so many CDs if she isn't talented? We're talking here about comedians not pop crap, ok rev? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:20pm - the_reverend ""] same difference there dude. They get money tossed behind them so that they become popular. With that said, both have their moments. I understand that both are unoriginal and all. sara is "shocking" and and mencia does everything that's already been down with white people and then black people, but now he's doing it with hispanics. pretty soon there will be hundreds of spic-plotation movies like spic-superman and spic-logan's run. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 3:24pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Seriously one of the most annoying and stupid people I've ever seen get a TV show. Carlos Mencia is a joke. He doesn't even need to steal jokes. All he has to do is exist. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 4:03pm - onceuponthecross ""] the_reverend said:same difference there dude. They get money tossed behind them so that they become popular. With that said, both have their moments. I understand that both are unoriginal and all. sara is "shocking" and and mencia does everything that's already been down with white people and then black people, but now he's doing it with hispanics. pretty soon there will be hundreds of spic-plotation movies like spic-superman and spic-logan's run. So any joke that has to do with race you find it offensive? or the just the ones about whites? If that's you i can understand why you dont like him |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 4:10pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 4:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] awful. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 5:03pm - the_reverend ""] I think it's funny when you post something and then someone quotes you and just says random jibberish that makes no sense after what you typed. let me try: right just says killtaker he said like people's hair need to store granola bars last show long it was the last function but then impossible. get a wicked last metal blah. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 5:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] that just sounds like your normal jibberish rev. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 5:05pm - mortalis ""] not funny in the slightest. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 5:15pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img][img][img][img] [img][img][img][img] [img][img][img][img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 5:53pm - DomesticTerror ""] onceuponthecross said:the_reverend said:same difference there dude. They get money tossed behind them so that they become popular. With that said, both have their moments. I understand that both are unoriginal and all. sara is "shocking" and and mencia does everything that's already been down with white people and then black people, but now he's doing it with hispanics. pretty soon there will be hundreds of spic-plotation movies like spic-superman and spic-logan's run. So any joke that has to do with race you find it offensive? or the just the ones about whites? If that's you i can understand why you dont like him actually, he's saying that all mencia does is use the same jokes, only replacing white/black with latino. he uses a base formula for easy humor, and lower-level thinking average americans eat it up. which translates into success/$$, just like with pop music crap. plus, he's notorious for stealing jokes. btw, Comedy Central is AIDS to standup comedy. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 5:56pm - DomesticTerror ""] onceuponthecross said: I wonder why his ratings are so high if he's not funny, weird isn't it? you wouldn't happen to be hispanic, would you? |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 6:17pm - onceuponthecross ""] Why you ask? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 6:29pm - the_reverend ""] cause hispanics have to find him funny. well, they don't "have to", but if they want to sit outside homedept looking for work or get la wellfare, they have too. I'm pretty sure you can't get food stamps unless you watch mencia 4xweek. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 7:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] onceuponthecross said:Why you ask? no speaky da inglish? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 7:23pm - Kinslayer ""] She should have sex with me. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 7:25pm - onceuponthecross ""] the_reverend said:cause hispanics have to find him funny. well, they don't "have to", but if they want to sit outside homedept looking for work or get la wellfare, they have too. I'm pretty sure you can't get food stamps unless you watch mencia 4xweek. Not that is any of your business im not. so you're saying all hispanics who live in the US are illegal? because that'd be really fucked to say, plus you're calling puerto ricans parasites, damn. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 7:38pm - DomesticTerror ""] i was just curious. the few people i've heard defend Mencia have all been hispanic. that's all. and the Rev's just being silly. he does that. a lot. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 7:50pm - onceuponthecross ""] DomesticTerror said:i was just curious. the few people i've heard defend Mencia have all been hispanic. that's all. and the Rev's just being silly. he does that. a lot. I agree with you, probably a lot of hispanics defend him for some reason. Most jews are, it doesnt suprise me. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 8:00pm - DomesticTerror ""] right after the Joe Rogan incident, on Mencia's myspace there was like a hundred hispanic people leaving him comments like, "what's wrong with stealing jokes, anyways?" it was hilarious. latinos defending stealing on a public forum. way to reinforce negative stereotypes, guys... |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 8:03pm - DomesticTerror ""] most jews are what? defending Mencia, or you mean they tend to defend other jews? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 8:16pm - the_reverend ""] jews defend their own pocket, oi vey... and all the puerto ricans I know are named victor. at least from the one that I know. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 10:47pm - Dankill ""] Jim Norton fucking rules |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 11:08pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Jeff Dunham. Sunday, September 23. Watch it. Amazing. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 12:14am - tbone_r nli ""] i love her show, but i cant watch more than 10-15 minutes of her standup at a time. the whole 'shock-comment' thing gets old fast. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:19am - sacreligion ""] the_reverend said:right just says killtaker he said like people's hair need to store granola bars last show long it was the last function but then impossible. get a wicked last metal blah. japanese-english translation? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:35am - RichHorror ""] I bet if we all ate granola and backpacked everywhere we could understand Aaron. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:37am - Dwellingsickness ""] sacreligion said:the_reverend said:right just says killtaker he said like people's hair need to store granola bars last show long it was the last function but then impossible. get a wicked last metal blah. japanese-english translation? Right? what the fuck are you trying to say here ,Rev? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 6:15am - deadlikemurf ""] eatabullet.com |
| __________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 7:28am - succubus ""] Wow..are you guys really that slow or did u not read all the posts? Rev posted that as gibberish bcz this "once uponacrossperson" quoted him and went on to type things that had nothing to do with what rev typed. I also love how this person LOVES carlos mencia and then the rev posts similar jokes and calls him fucked up and racist. Moron. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 7:59am - the_reverend ""] unless it's a roast, demitri martin, the daily show/colbert, or a carto |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 9:57am - My_Dying_Bride ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:[img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 10:38am - Yeti ""] wait wait wait, i can't believe that anyone on this Earth finds Sarah Silverman and Carlos Mencia worthy of anything but a firing squad. they are exactly what is wrong with comedy today. they are talentless, obnoxious wastes of air time. its fucking sickening. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 10:39am - Mess ""] jews are funny to look at mexicans are funny to look at too |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 10:47am - ariavette ""] the_reverend said:why does britney sell so many CDs if she isn't talented? b/c at least Britney has a nice rack to make up for it. Sara silverman is gross and beyond obnoxious, her promoting her new season, those are some of the worst things i have ever seen. When she's w/the horse and she goes " I bought this to match my outfit".. ughh shut the hell up :pukeface: |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 11:23am - the_reverend ""] britney's got a nice rack? maybe a 30-rack... [img] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 11:46am - thegreatspaldino ""] i fail to see that as "fat" like everyone else is flipping out and claiming. you guys would all nail that, given the opportunity of her tossing her naked vagina at you. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 11:50am - the_reverend ""] I would not. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 11:59am - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah, I think I would have to pass on that as well. Not hot. Not hot enough. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 12:14pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] who tries to pick fights with the operator of the forum? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 12:16pm - sacreligion ""] succubus said:Wow..are you guys really that slow or did u not read all the posts? Rev posted that as gibberish bcz this "once uponacrossperson" quoted him and went on to type things that had nothing to do with what rev typed. I also love how this person LOVES carlos mencia and then the rev posts similar jokes and calls him fucked up and racist. Moron. hey now, i did know that but was just commenting on the fact that it sounded like something written in english you'd find over in japan. i was making a funny like carlos mencia, because racism is hilarious! http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-engli...s/other-funny-english-mistakes.html |
| _______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 12:47pm - Yeti ""] thegreatspaldino said:you guys would all nail that correctamundo. i would fuck her in a heartbeat. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 12:48pm - Yeti ""] i think she is fucking hot in that picture. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 12:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] To sum up: I like Sarah Silverman's comedy; haven't seen the show much, though. Her twist on the Aristocrats joke is epic and full of win. Carlos Mencia is a bottom-feeding, no-talent hack, and is the cancer that is killing /C/omedy Central. And Jim Norton is the funniest motherfucker alive. Crinkle crinkle! |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:41pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Fortran motorbike burrito maker express train to Blockbuster Video escape hatch if the wind is tasty racism facebook knucklepuck fortnight when the elephant working on a new formula time the thirty fourth power IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:07pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Truly, 'tis well over 9000. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DestroyYouAlot said:To sum up: I like Sarah Silverman's comedy; haven't seen the show much, though. Her twist on the Aristocrats joke is epic and full of win. Carlos Mencia is a bottom-feeding, no-talent hack, and is the cancer that is killing /C/omedy Central. And Jim Norton is the funniest motherfucker alive. Crinkle crinkle! I agree with most of these statements. Jim Norton may not be the funniest man alive, but he is fucking hilarious. Sometimes Jeffrey Ross can be funnier...it would be interesting to see them "battle" each other. Does that happen in Comedy, or just rap? Comedy battles would be sick. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 5:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Rice krispie treat deicide fulcrum episode national baseball roger williams park zoo apples tie fighter magic ski resort lost trolley impossible unicorn opposed girl hat night |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 5:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Half of the posts in this thread remind of "It's the End of the World As We Know It" by R.E.M. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 5:26pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] half of my posts in this thread remind me of looking at the keyboard and coming up with words for the first letter I saw. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 5:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] onceuponthecross said:the_reverend said:cause hispanics have to find him funny. well, they don't "have to", but if they want to sit outside homedept looking for work or get la wellfare, they have too. I'm pretty sure you can't get food stamps unless you watch mencia 4xweek. Not that is any of your business im not. so you're saying all hispanics who live in the US are illegal? because that'd be really fucked to say, plus you're calling puerto ricans parasites, damn. Most hispanic people think Puerto Ricans are parasites anyway. The way that Puerto Ricans typically speak Spanish is easily compared to how Ebonics is to English. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 18,2007 7:50am - pam ""] I always could have sworn Sarah Silverman was funny, but since I've seen her show I'm thinking maybe I was grossly mistaken. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 9:52am - DestroyYouAlot ""] pam said:I always could have sworn Sarah Silverman was funny, but since I've seen her show I'm thinking maybe I was grossly mistaken. Check out "Jesus is Magic," or her segment in "The Aristocrats." |
| _______________________________ [Sep 18,2007 10:36am - Yeti ""] DestroyYouAlot said:pam said:I always could have sworn Sarah Silverman was funny, but since I've seen her show I'm thinking maybe I was grossly mistaken. Check out "Jesus is Magic," or her segment in "The Aristocrats." and see just how wrong you were Pam. you'll kick yourself in the ass for watching it and wish for those minutes of your life back. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 12:49pm - niccolai ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Most hispanic people think Puerto Ricans are parasites anyway. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 12:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] niccolai said:MarkFuckingRichards said: Most hispanic people think Puerto Ricans are parasites anyway. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. What Puerto Rican you know can afford a glass house? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 18,2007 6:04pm - pam ""] I have seen the aristocrats and she wasn't that great...the mime was funnier than her. And he's a mime. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 11:27pm - demondave ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 3:53pm - DomesticTerror ""] speaking of stealing dane cook vs louis ck http://www.myfoxboston.com/myfox/pages/ContentDetail?contentId=4400599 |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 4:02pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Lewis Black owns everyone here. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 4:28pm - the_reverend ""] DT: idk... same topic and dane cook did it better on the car door. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 4:29pm - the_reverend ""] the second one was close... but not THAT close. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 4:58pm - largefreakatzero ""] Dane Cook = not funny. FACT. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 5:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Also, forgot to mention: Sarah Silverman? At full force in the vagina, mouth and ass. FO SHO. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 5:04pm - swamplorddvm ""] I like poop jokes. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 9:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Bill Hicks is the sure way to go. I'm sure he's spinning in his grave over the bullshit being mistaken for comedy these days. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 19,2007 9:08pm - vein_water ""] Sara Silverman is the funniest person from NH, which actually doesn't take much. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 20,2007 10:37am - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said:Dane Cook = not funny. FACT. i 100% agree. he is another waste of time. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2007 10:39am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] George Carlin and Bill Hicks are the best. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 20,2007 2:26pm - niccolai ""] Bill Hicks is bloody rubbish too, ye poppin' flankers. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 20,2007 2:30pm - Lamp ""] George Carlin definitely kicks ass. As far as Dane Cook: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dane_cook_parlays_new_burger_king All you need to know. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 20,2007 3:18pm - Yeti ""] hahahaha that was incredible. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 20,2007 5:58pm - DomesticTerror ""] the_reverend said:DT: idk... same topic and dane cook did it better on the car door. i'm just reporting, not saying i believe either side. my personal feelings on dane cook? i'm not a fan. his material is so-so at best, BUT he has put standup comedy back on the map. if anything i'm sick of him because of the glut of dane wannabes that i have to sit through night after night. it can be awful sometimes. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 6,2007 11:18pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________ [Nov 6,2007 11:25pm - Ryan_M ""] I've never seen Sarah Silverman's show, but fart and poop jokes are hilarious. I've laughed at farts and poop since I was 2 and I'll never grow out of it. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 6,2007 11:27pm - Ryan_M ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:George Carlin and Bill Hicks are the best. Agreed. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 6,2007 11:30pm - Lamp ""] the_reverend said:I think it's funny when you post something and then someone quotes you and just says random jibberish that makes no sense after what you typed. let me try: right just says killtaker he said like people's hair need to store granola bars last show long it was the last function but then impossible. get a wicked last metal blah. Just as a note, I've been using this as my signature on another board since it was posted. |
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| ______________________________________________ [Jun 23,2010 12:06am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] As Johan Krauser II says, "All you need is the bottom half". |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2010 12:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Ryan_M said:AUTOPSY_666 said:George Carlin and Bill Hicks are the best. Agreed. double agreed x2 |