Fucking with customers at work[views:3147][posts:7]___________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 8:46am - starmummy ""] So I was bored at work last night (gas station). I was eating nachos and salsa con queso. I got the bright idea to stick my finger into the salsa con queso and put a big glob on my face when a customer came in, on purpose. Out of three people (a teenage boy, an older woman, and a business suit guy), not one of them said anything. It was a big smear/glob too, so they definitely saw it. They all noticeably looked at it too. I can’t tell if people are rude for not telling me or nice for not wanting to hurt the “retarded gas station worker’s” feelings. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 8:49am - the_reverend ""] I would think you are just a retard and would be happy that you are a big boy now and able to have a job that doesn't involve walmart. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:19pm - Fuck Logging In ""] convenience store work rules. After about hour 5 your brain goes numb and you start thinking you're a hummingbird of some kind. Or you life turns into that kids in the hall sketch and you pull a gun on some random customer. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I wish my life was just one never-ending Kids in the Hall sketch. Especially when it gets to the Oral Sex Fairy part. I mean, yuck, that would be gross. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:34pm - Fuck Logging In ""] I walk through life singing songs about the Daves I know. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] What did mom always tell me? Don't put salt in your eyes Don't put salt in your eyes Don't... PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!! MY EEEYYYYYESSSSS!!!!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:41pm - Fuck Logging In ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Who can spot Bellini?! By the way, Bellini's "cameo" in "Brain Candy" was the best moment of film history. |