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[QUOTE="xmikex:673772"]using paper towels suck, especially when they're the thick rough kind that high school bathrooms use. One day while I was in high school I had to drop one, so I went down to the bathroom and found out that it was locked. Weird. So I went back to my teacher and told him. He said there was in "incident" that morning, and all the student bathrooms in that building were locked. This was around the time there were "bomb scares" at my school, after the columbine shootings and whatnot. So he tells me this story, and then turns back to what he was doing (it was a programming class, he wasn't instructing in front of the whole class at the time). Meanwhile I've got a Stanley Steamer brewing. I end up getting into an argument with the guy over him giving me the keys to the bathroom. He wouldn't budge so I told him "Listen, I'm about to have an 'incident' of my own right here in your class room if you don't get me those keys!" He caved, and I took off for the bathroom. I make it by the skin of my teeth. And I realize half way through that whatever terrorist occurance happened that morning, the end result was there was no toilet paper anywhere. I had to do the pants-pulled-up-but-not-buckled electric slide across the bathroom (praying that no one would see me) to grab some paper towels. Paper towels which were so thick and course they might as well have been slabs of concrete on my asshole. [/QUOTE]
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