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never, EVER put icy hot on your balls

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[Nov 30,2007 5:33pm - hyper_sludge ""]
no matter how good of an idea you think it may be.
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[Nov 30,2007 5:40pm - tomxnli  ""]
riveting. please sign me up for your newsletter
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[Nov 30,2007 5:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
According to me, age 16, it goes in your girlfriend's underwear, not your balls.
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[Nov 30,2007 5:41pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
Why would the idea ever cross your mind?
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[Nov 30,2007 5:44pm - hyper_sludge ""]
the first time i figured it wouldn't be scorching hot. the second time I had it on my hand because it was hurting from my arthritus, and some of the icy hot got on the tip of my dick after i peed. it burned so bad both times no amount of ice cubes could help me
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[Nov 30,2007 5:53pm - shamash ""]
try not to stick forks into wall outlets either
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[Nov 30,2007 6:03pm - WhyamIandasshole nli  ""]
Done it. Also dont try to wash it off, water just amplifies it.
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[Nov 30,2007 6:30pm - hyper_sludge ""]
ha
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[Nov 30,2007 6:49pm - the_reverend ""]
I split seabreeze all down my front. same effect.
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[Nov 30,2007 6:53pm - xanonymousx ""]
why would you think that'd be a good idea?
you're going to have third degree burns on your crotch now.
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[Nov 30,2007 6:59pm - craig nli  ""]
the only way to fix it is to nair your ass crack
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[Nov 30,2007 7:24pm - iren_the_viking ""]
my first encounter was when i pulled my groin muscle and thought it would be a good idea to put icy-hot on my groin. i just forgot i had some balls down there. such a learning experience...
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[Dec 1,2007 8:03am - WhyamIandasshole nli  ""]
iren_the_viking said:my first encounter was when i pulled my groin muscle and thought it would be a good idea to put icy-hot on my groin. i just forgot i had some balls down there. such a learning experience...


Thats how I managed it. It sucks because by the time you realize whats happening its way too late.
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[Dec 1,2007 11:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Transript:

"Hmm. Well, now, that's not so OH MY GOD KILL ME NOW."
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[Dec 1,2007 12:48pm - the tax man  ""]
this is funny
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[Dec 1,2007 12:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
craig nli said:the only way to fix it is to nair your ass crack


i used to work with this chick who naired her poon and burned the shit out of it

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[Dec 1,2007 7:09pm - Dankill  ""]
You didn't learn this from 80s movies alone?
Where were you brought up? The amazon?


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