ascendancy is gay
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[Jan 7,2004 1:08pm - missktz ""]
Ascendancy has to be the lamest band ever. with two ugly guitar players. one of which has a mohawk...gay. and the one who sings is just a plain old ugly bastard. he had the most ignorant "i think im better than you" face on the whole show when i saw them. guess what...your not that good. the only good member of the band is the drummer. ill give him some credit. fuck everyone else
[Jan 7,2004 1:24pm - the_reverend ""]
I like them a lot.
but all the homosexual references about having sex with SAME SEX coprses has got to go.
[Jan 7,2004 1:28pm - phantos ""]
you should not have eaten the brown acid, missktz.
[Jan 7,2004 1:40pm - RustedAngel ""]
you're gay.
[Jan 7,2004 2:09pm - HiImPaul ""]
worst atempt at an insult to a band ever. :middlefinger:
[Jan 7,2004 2:19pm - succubus ""]
didn't we all decide that if someone talks shit about a band anonymously that their opinion means shit?
[Jan 7,2004 2:20pm - Hoser ""]
I have to poop.
[Jan 7,2004 2:21pm - jay-ganihm ""]
gaygaygaygayfaghomoqueerqueerqueergaygayhomo.........fag
[Jan 7,2004 2:23pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
Maybe people should start worrying about themselves. Who gives a fuck about your opinion. By talking shit you just make yourself look like an asshole. If you don't like them fine, you don't have to. Keep it to yourself. Do they really bother you that much that you have to pull some immature highschool bullshit?
[Jan 7,2004 2:23pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
i'd toss my yambag into terence's balloon knot
[Jan 7,2004 2:33pm - blue ""]
i dont know. hes got a point. they are pretty ghey with all that buttsex.
earfucking, now thats where its at.
[Jan 7,2004 3:07pm - BornSoVile ""]
What show did you go to?
[Jan 7,2004 3:12pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Have I mentioned lately how much I love people? Especially nine-year-olds. Thanks for your opinion buddy, feel free to not come see us since you don't like us. No skin off our backs.
So... what's your band sound like?
[Jan 7,2004 3:37pm - BornSoVile ""]
missktz said:Ascendancy has to be the lamest band ever. with two ugly guitar players. one of which has a mohawk...gay. and the one who sings is just a plain old ugly bastard. he had the most ignorant "i think im better than you" face on the whole show when i saw them.
Right there, that's an ignorant statement if I've ever read one, you've never talked to us and don't know us as people. But your judging us by appearance only, gay. Don't hate us cause we're determined.
guess what...your not that good. the only good member of the band is the drummer. ill give him some credit. fuck everyone else
Whatever. Keep the drama with metalcore/emo high school kids. It wouldn't be art if everyone didn't have an opinion. Let us know if you want some rousing group sex too, we're good like that. :ralphie:
[Jan 7,2004 3:55pm - WhyamIandasshole ""]
TheGreatSpaldino said:i'd toss my yambag into terence's balloon knot
(shudders):pukeface:
[Jan 7,2004 7:42pm - Hoser ""]
I said that I have to poop....dammit
[Jan 7,2004 10:28pm - the_reverend ""]
get weirdless.
I'm pooping as I type.
[Jan 7,2004 10:31pm - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:get weirdless.
I'm pooping as I type.
the wire part is that you are serious:spineyes:
[Jan 7,2004 11:25pm - Terence ""]
so, missktz, (nice name, and anonymous too, yay, how typical) would you care to let us know what band you're in? Im dying to find out.
I'd like to see you tell me what you think about my band in front of my face. If you did, I would actually give youa handshake and thank you for your opinion. Maybe I should be in a band thats less gay, or maybe I should stop being ugly. Or maybe I should stop getting somewhere with my life. You have us all figured out. haha. I love everyone.
Stop being jealous.
[Jan 11,2004 9:52am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
If Ascendancy wore scarves while they played it would go over better with the sundance film channel crowd.
[Jan 11,2004 9:56am - the_reverend ""]
they not gay
they on FIRE!
[Jan 11,2004 11:30am - subjugate ""]
the only thing thats GAY is JARRODS PLACE:krusty:
[Jan 11,2004 2:53pm - Terence ""]
you want scarves, you got it.
Anything to make us gayer then we really are.
Sweatervests coming soon!
[Jan 11,2004 3:42pm - subjugate ""]
maybe you all outta wear pink leather jump suits haha :spineyes:
i'm glad you guys are happy tho
[Jan 12,2004 9:58am - the_reverend ""]
subjugate said:pink leather jump suits
that would make them judas priest gay.
[Jan 12,2004 10:26am - succubus ""]
yes they are sooo gay
happy group of guys
:spineyes:
oh and i got to see the infamous wall of p0rn in their studio space...and might i add i saw a succubus on the wall too>:] no no not the infamous SI issue bahahaha
[Jan 12,2004 11:38am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Josh was gay enough to start the first mosh pit I had ever seen for Kevorkian's Angels, but not the gay cheesecore type mosh pit, it was all old school clumsy circle pit!
Ascendancy eye for the metalcore guy coming soon to the USA network!
[Jan 12,2004 11:49am - litacore ""]
ha-ha, wish I'd seen that
Ascendancy is my dad:bow:
[Jan 12,2004 2:13pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
succubus said:not the infamous SI issue bahahaha
The only one I ever bought was the year after that one. Darn the luck!!
[Jun 28,2004 1:20pm - Terence ""]
So I promised everyone, that I would make an Ascendancy is gay thread to dedicate to all the anonymous posters that like to talk crap.
I remembered that there already was one. A BUMP FOR ASCENDANCY BEING GAY!
[Jun 28,2004 1:28pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Jun 28,2004 6:02pm - Robdeadskin ""]
missktz I wanna fuck you in the ass with the new ascendancy blasting in earphones that I have sutured to your head, and force feed you my feces and video tape it, then send it to your parents...so they could see where they went wrong because you have no fucking manners.
[Jun 28,2004 6:26pm - abhorred ""]
Robdeadskin said:missktz I wanna fuck you in the ass with the new ascendancy blasting in earphones that I have sutured to your head, and force feed you my feces and video tape it, then send it to your parents...so they could see where they went wrong because you have no fucking manners.
wow....i would have just gone with the simple "fuck you fag" but i think that works much better
[Jun 28,2004 6:32pm - Robdeadskin ""]
gonna make a point ....do it right...fuck that person!! "I want em dead, they'er family dead, I want thier house burnt to the ground, I want to go thier in the middle of the nite and piss on the ashes." ok thats not mine but..........666
[Jun 28,2004 6:37pm - Kalopsia ""]
well missktz look at it this way, at least they're open about their sexuality.
and succubus, i'm still waiting to see that SI issue!!!!!!!
[Jun 28,2004 6:58pm - BornSoVile ""]
Shucks, no one in Ascendancy wants to even touch me! I guess she could see into the future and saw me with Al/Goratory at Club Therapy
http://www.returntothepit.com/pictures.php?id=93758&simple=1
This is all my fault. Sorry guys. : p
[Jun 28,2004 7:11pm - succubus ""]
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[Jun 28,2004 8:00pm - dyingmuse ""]
ascendancy are way above that dumb assed fucking cunt nob whore
this cunt needs to shut her fucking mouth.
cheers to ascendancy!
[Jun 28,2004 10:24pm - blue ""]
i still say theyre all gay.
[Jun 28,2004 11:12pm - Abbath ""]
if ascendancy was gay, gay would be the new cool thing so that person is a retard
[Jun 28,2004 11:41pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
And it's such a shame that Charlene is getting fat.
[Jun 29,2004 12:40am - ArrowHead ""]
Was that an action shot of the fuckin' Fro-Hawk? Aww yeah, pimp stylin.
[Jun 29,2004 1:42am - goratory ""]
Ha, their is more people in that picture watching Josh get humped than their are watching the band. Is anyone else seeing some dollar signs popping up in their head. We should take the RTTP sex show on the road.
[Jun 29,2004 2:13am - BornSoVile ""]
That's right sweet tits, we need to start up a porno productions company. Call up Katy!!
[Jun 29,2004 2:15am - goratory ""]
aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww, and he gives a low blow. Your all I need baby!!!!!
[Jun 29,2004 2:34am - BornSoVile ""]
oh jeez.
[Jun 29,2004 11:16am - Dissector ""]
Robdeadskin said:gonna make a point ....do it right...fuck that person!! "I want em dead, they'er family dead, I want thier house burnt to the ground, I want to go thier in the middle of the nite and piss on the ashes." ok thats not mine but..........666
I've been quoting that movie for days! In fact that exact quote was my away message.
[Jun 29,2004 11:17am - Dissector ""]
Abbath said:if ascendancy was gay, gay would be the new cool thing so that person is a retard
You mean gay isn't the new cool thing to do?
[Jun 29,2004 2:36pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
no, i just told you that cuz I wanted a blowjob