Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS[views:9259][posts:27]__________________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 10:34am - Conservationist ""] Pneumonia, they said. After they invented the cancer to cover up the real reason. Chuck died of infected dicks, six at a time. Chuck died of the anal flu. Chuck Schuldiner may even have died for being an impostor hypocrite and trying to make death metal into hard rock, like humans devolving back into apes. What killed Chuck was not some cancer that mediocre guitarists can cry over while sending their welfare checks to his family. What killed Chuck Schuldiner was AIDS. Chuck died of AIDS, and everyone's in denial, but now you know the truth. CHUCK DIED OF AIDS -|- PASS IT ON -|- |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 11:19am - death rules ""] somebody needs some attention on x-mas.... i hope you are killed by a tranny hooker who rips out your asshole and pours hot sauce down your colon and then fuckin fucks the shit out of it then cuts off your exposed instenstine and sadistically strangles you with it letting you live long enough for him to cut your balls off and shove them down your throat so you can taste your own sack before you die a big stank ass homo. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 12:40pm - fleshfries ""] Why do the Schuldiner haters feel such a need to make it known that they don't like him? .....attention whores... |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 12:53pm - GoatCatalyst ""] I'm sure your own contributions to metal far outweigh Chuck's, you insignificant whelp. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 1:54pm - Mike_Giallo ""] Why do people that like Chuck feel the need to make it known that they like him? Is it so they can be "accepted" in various metal cliques? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 2:05pm - death rules ""] no, dumbfuck, i am not over here making threads saying "chuck is god" -- i am responding to some dipshit trashing my favorite band in an attempt to make people angry. go back to being a disgrace to mankind. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 2:13pm - sxealex ""] I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talkin heck! It was made with fresh beef baloney my Mom bought it yesterday. It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy! Slap a little brown mustard on top and buddy you're full of joy! baritone dudes: bu dumb dumb dumb Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school! Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, buddy, them boys is cruel! There's just....wait a minute, I'm, I'm sittin' on it! Awwww man! I'm sorry sandwich! |
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| ____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 2:23pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] sxealex said:I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talkin heck! It was made with fresh beef baloney my Mom bought it yesterday. It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy! Slap a little brown mustard on top and buddy you're full of joy! baritone dudes: bu dumb dumb dumb Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school! Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, buddy, them boys is cruel! There's just....wait a minute, I'm, I'm sittin' on it! Awwww man! I'm sorry sandwich! P.S. 1000 points for referencing Brak's baloney sammich song. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 4:35pm - Mike_Giallo ""] death rules said:no, dumbfuck, i am not over here making threads saying "chuck is god" -- i am responding to some dipshit trashing my favorite band in an attempt to make people angry. go back to being a disgrace to mankind. People have made threads about Chuck being god, maybe not you, but PLENTY of people have. And plenty of people feel the need to bring him up constantly. Now, I will GLADLY go back to being a disgrace to mankind. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 4:37pm - Mike_Giallo ""] death rules said:somebody needs some attention on x-mas.... i hope you are killed by a tranny hooker who rips out your asshole and pours hot sauce down your colon and then fuckin fucks the shit out of it then cuts off your exposed instenstine and sadistically strangles you with it letting you live long enough for him to cut your balls off and shove them down your throat so you can taste your own sack before you die a big stank ass homo. Waw waw waw, somebody made fun of my favorite band and now I'm butt hurt. I hate when people voice opinions that are different than mine ::sniffle sniffle:: |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 4:43pm - death rules ""] it's funny how all of the haters on this site also seem to be in unlistenable bands, most likely jealous of people that put time and effort into their music. real metal is not all about being super talented of course, but at the same time it doesn't mean you should just have a retarded attitude and play sloppy shit and pretend that anybody gives a fuck. that said, i listened to your band and honestly feel bad that you and your buddies worked to make tunes and that's all you could do.. better luck next time you bitch |
| __________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 4:46pm - archaeon ""] death rules said:it's funny how all of the haters on this site also seem to be in unlistenable bands, most likely jealous of people that put time and effort into their music. real metal is not all about being super talented of course, but at the same time it doesn't mean you should just have a retarded attitude and play sloppy shit and pretend that anybody gives a fuck. that said, i listened to your band and honestly feel bad that you and your buddies worked to make tunes and that's all you could do.. better luck next time you bitch Too bad NO ONE CARES. go make out with chuckz |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 4:51pm - death rules ""] oh no, the people on rttp are gonna unite against me! you're all super stars on this page!!! you guys are the new face of heavy metal! get real, or get a job |
| _________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 4:53pm - sxealex ""] calm down there spahhkle tits. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 4:59pm - sxealex ""] oh and even tho i'm not really much of a death fan.. i have nothing against them. but seriously there are like a million better bands if you really have to choose to get your panties in a bunch over one. and tons of people on this board LOVE death. i mean granted i suck at life, my instrument and need a job... it really is kinda irrelevant. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 25,2007 5:28pm - mortalis nli ""] death rules said:it's funny how all of the haters on this site also seem to be in unlistenable bands, most likely jealous of people that put time and effort into their music. real metal is not all about being super talented of course, but at the same time it doesn't mean you should just have a retarded attitude and play sloppy shit and pretend that anybody gives a fuck. that said, i listened to your band and honestly feel bad that you and your buddies worked to make tunes and that's all you could do.. better luck next time you bitch damn, dude, you must have a HUGE internet penis. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2007 12:22am - Mike_Giallo ""] HAHAHAHA!! This is great, even people that like Death think this dude's a douche. I also love how by saying I don't like a band I can cause this guy to throw a shit fit. Oh wait, how old are you? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 26,2007 8:26am - niflheim ""] I don't see how people couldn't like Death, especially everything post Spiritual Healing. Individual Thought Patterns to Sound of Perseverance contain amazing songwriting and musicianship. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 26,2007 8:38am - the truth ""] dimebag>chuck |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 26,2007 10:30am - brian_dc ""] my only beef with death is the songwriting. the formula kills me. play entire song > solo or clean section > play entire song with no variation again > either end or outro solo some of the best riffs in the game, but chuck was no songwriting genius when it came to overall structure |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 10:09pm - BlackoutRick ""] sxealex said:oh and even tho i'm not really much of a death fan.. i have nothing against them. but seriously there are like a million better bands if you really have to choose to get your panties in a bunch over one. and tons of people on this board LOVE death. i mean granted i suck at life, my instrument and need a job... it really is kinda irrelevant. Win. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 10:19pm - RichHorror ""] Well, as long as he's dead. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 3:10am - GoatCatalyst ""] Los Lobos. Viva. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 23,2018 11:21pm - anonymous ""] Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS Just like the men he'd blown When he celebrated a faggot's death He was talking about his own Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS The 'brain tumor' was just a lie Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS That he got butt fucking guys His music sucked He died of AIDS His mom's a cunt And Death was gay Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS Just like Eazy-E All his shirts were stained with semen And his breath smelled just like pee His music sucked He died of AIDS His mom's a cunt And Death is gay! |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2019 8:15pm - RTTP birthday bot ""] Happy 18th birthday to the "Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS" joke |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 14,2019 12:30am - Chuck Schuldiner ""] RTTP%20birthday%20bot said:Happy 18th birthday to the "Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS" joke >implying it's a joke |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2019 10:30pm - #Facts ""] lol |