Worst things to Say at Work[views:4495][posts:26]___________________________________________ [Feb 18,2008 5:07pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/worklife/01/28/worst.say.at.work/index.html pretty sure i've said most if not all of these things at every job ever. whoops. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 18,2008 9:10pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] That's it? I'm sure they could have come up with a better list than that. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 18,2008 9:11pm - dreadkill ""] i wish it was cool to say fuck you, pay me now |
| _______________________________ [Feb 19,2008 10:34am - Yeti ""] i regularly say "i got so trashed last night". |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 10:38am - brian_dc ""] Today I said, "You should have killed me when you had the chance" |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 10:46am - demondave ""] Yeti said:i regularly say "i got so trashed last night". Totally inappropriate. You should be using the word "wasted". |
| _______________________________ [Feb 19,2008 10:48am - Yeti ""] forgive my insolence. i will work harder. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:13pm - pam ""] "I got so trashed last night ... " What if you got trashed WITH your boss? Your move, CNN. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:18pm - SacNLI ""] this is almost as disappointing as naked lindsay lohan |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:19pm - ghostface killah kadoogan ""] yeah, that list is retarded. how about these: "Oh, don't use that copier. My ball sweat tends to linger for at least an hour." "Would you wanna grab some lunch sometime? And by 'some lunch' I mean 'my ball bag' and by 'sometime' I mean 'right now, with your mouth.'" "So I was walking to work today cause my car got impounded...did I mention I killed like 3 cops last night? By the way, I need you to hide this in your desk for me." |
| _____________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:20pm - pam ""] SacNLI said:this is almost as disappointing as naked lindsay lohan If you thought she would look like anything less than a freckled bag of cat vomit naked, you should be disappointed in yourself, not her. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:22pm - SacNLI ""] don't you mean anything MORE? and besides...if you make milliions of dollars for supposedly being hot than shouldn't you be required to be hot? |
| _____________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:24pm - pam ""] No, cat vomit is the highest level of hot that bitch can ever hope to achieve. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:27pm - SacNLI ""] well i thought she would be more than cat vomit lemur vomit at the very least |
| _________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:27pm - SacNLI ""] then again, i know nothing of lemur vomit in comparison to cat vomit |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 1:47pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Lindsay Lohan has nice boobies though. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 5:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] pam said: "I got so trashed last night ... " What if you got trashed WITH your boss? Your move, CNN. haha done that. before i was legally able to drink no less. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 19,2008 6:08pm - Dar ""] I don't think anyone at CNN has ever worked in a kitchen... |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 6:54pm - ellesarusrex ""] SacNLI said:this is almost as disappointing as naked lindsay lohan agreed. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 7:16pm - Mike_Giallo ""] Dar said:I don't think anyone at CNN has ever worked in a kitchen... Haha that's exactly what I was thinking. Complete different set of rules in the kitchen. "Hey, do you think selling this bag for $40 is a ripoff?" is a normal conversation with my boss. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 8:13pm - thuringwethil ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 8:22pm - theaccursedvokillist ""] I once got fired from my job for telling my boss I was going to shoot him. Well what happened was I was passed over for a promotion for the 6th or 7th time, after 5 years of running the dept. I was in. and What I actually said was (jokingly) talking to my friend, saying when I come in with an AK, remember to stay on this side of the building. I am going to spray that side down. Some little douche when right to my boss thinking i was going to go postal and they fired me on the spot and had security escort me out. not a great thing to say working in a government contracting warehouse!!! hahah whatever, my boss got fired a couple months after me because he was fucking one of the dudes in shipping! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 8:57pm - NIGGER ""] WTF DID HE GET GAY ON YOUR ASS TOO? SHIT, I KNOW A LOT OF BOYS ON THE DOWN LOW BUT SHIPPING? THAT IS GETTING RIDICULOUS BLACK POWER! |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:03am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i got fired once for using this website. Rev, you'll be hearing from my attorney. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:58am - douchebag_patrol ""] NIGGER said:WTF DID HE GET GAY ON YOUR ASS TOO? SHIT, I KNOW A LOT OF BOYS ON THE DOWN LOW BUT SHIPPING? THAT IS GETTING RIDICULOUS BLACK POWER! He knows them in the biblical sense. He likes to get his balloon knot stretched by white sausage. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 1:19am - NIGGER ""] OH WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS WORK YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT GOT STATE AID AND PIMPIN WEED GOES OUT THE DOOR AND TWENTIES COME IN OTHER THAN THAT WTF WORK? MUST BE A WHITE CODE WORD FOR OBLIGATING ONESELF TO TEDIUM WHILE AN EMPIRE DECAYS SO THE BLACK MAN RISES AGAIN WORK CUT WHITEY'S BALLS OFF BLACK POWER! |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 8:37pm - douchebag_patrol ""] Will u b ma shawty? |