American Idol fucking sucks[views:2199][posts:22]__________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 9:37pm - davefromthegrave ""] The biggest losers you can find, competing with each other to be the best performers of the worst, most soulless music ever made. If two monkeys were captured by people and forced to dance, I'd be the monkey who sat on his ass waiting for death to free me, and every American Idol competitor would be the monkey who gets up and dances at the whim of his lord and master in exchange for a peanut or some other trivial prize that he'd be able to pick up off the ground if he weren't enslaved. Fuck this show. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 9:40pm - the_reverend ""] don't watch. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 9:40pm - davefromthegrave ""] I don't. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 9:42pm - the_reverend ""] let's make a club and then make fucking out. er.. crap, that's probably infringing on some site or other. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2008 11:40pm - swamplorddvm ""] the first few episodes of each season are funny. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:11am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ya you gotta admit that Simon douchebag comes up with some pritty clever and brutal insults. after thats its just another boring game show with a bunch talentless hacks. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:18am - GoatCatalyst ""] I actually enjoy this show while they still have the blatantly ungifted selling their hopes and dreams only to be emotionally crushed and defeated. That's fun. But after the initial schadenfreuieoapdoszifj part of the show... weak sauce |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 5:33am - brad weymouth ""] davefromthegrave said:The biggest losers you can find, competing with each other to be the best performers of the worst, most soulless music ever made. If two monkeys were captured by people and forced to dance, I'd be the monkey who sat on his ass waiting for death to free me, and every American Idol competitor would be the monkey who gets up and dances at the whim of his lord and master in exchange for a peanut or some other trivial prize that he'd be able to pick up off the ground if he weren't enslaved. Fuck this show. you have a crush on Seacrest or something? |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 6:45am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] What the fuck is a seacrest? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 7:11am - brad weymouth ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:What the fuck is a seacrest? don't try and play it like that, you have a man crush on the host, admit it! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 7:26am - contagion ""] i like the first few episodes for the "bloopers" or whatever you want to call them |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 7:32am - thuringwethil ""] I listened to the William Hung CD last night |
| __________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 7:48am - succubus ""] this show has been around for years....your thread is a few years late...bahaha |
| _______________________________ [Feb 20,2008 9:17am - aril ""] i'm waiting for someone to *re*post the black metal kid who auditioned on that idol show |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 9:25am - largefreakatzero ""] Sadly, shows like this are the only part of the music industry that is actually making any money. I'm very glad I don't have any financial expectations for music. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 9:26am - brian_dc ""] *breaks* -ground |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 9:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""] brad%20weymouth said: davefromthegrave said:The biggest losers you can find, competing with each other to be the best performers of the worst, most soulless music ever made. If two monkeys were captured by people and forced to dance, I'd be the monkey who sat on his ass waiting for death to free me, and every American Idol competitor would be the monkey who gets up and dances at the whim of his lord and master in exchange for a peanut or some other trivial prize that he'd be able to pick up off the ground if he weren't enslaved. Fuck this show. you have a crush on Seacrest or something? brad%20weymouth said: DaveFromTheGrave said:What the fuck is a seacrest? don't try and play it like that, you have a man crush on the host, admit it! Seacrest is the fucking man. Don't even front. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 20,2008 9:35am - aril ""] the funniest thing about Seacrest is when in Knocked Up he's running his mouth off. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 9:47am - DestroyYouAlot ""] He kills on Robot Chicken. "Seacrest... out!" *bang* |
| _______________________________ [Feb 20,2008 10:47am - Yeti ""] yeah only the preliminary auditions are worth watching. i don't want to see anything but fat losers having their hearts torn out. there was one last week where some Hot Topic kid went in thinking he was going to be all cool and outwit Simon, he failure was epic. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:03am - pam ""] Yeti said:there was one last week where some Hot Topic kid went in thinking he was going to be all cool and outwit Simon, he failure was epic. That was hilarious. I watch it, it's a guilty pleasure. I usually lose interest after the obviously untalented people are gone. This season I'm looking forward to watching the gay Bruce Lee looking kid have his hopes and dreams crushed, the couple of no-talent blond-streaked frat boys get voted off immediately, and the girl whose never seen an x-rated movie turn into a whore as the season progresses. Ah, shitty TV. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:10pm - xmikex ""] I for one enjoy cookie cutter boring music being re-hashed by people less talented than the dime-a-dozen talentless douches who originally performed but probably didn't even write the songs. So bully to you sir. Bully! |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I still maintain that the first three or four episodes of the season are the best television on television. (Shame I always miss them every year.) |