6-word auto-biographies[views:3930][posts:61]_______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 10:51am - the_reverend ""] there is a project on NPR to make 6-word biographies. Can you summaries your life in 6 words? none of which being appletini please. this is what I came up with: Not now, too busy. maybe later? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 10:51am - the_reverend ""] crap, I should have spelled it wrong. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 10:52am - brian_dc ""] living up to potential is faggy |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 10:56am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] FAP FAP XBOX FAP FAP FAP |
| __________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 10:58am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] the_reverend said:crap, I should have spelled it wrong. "Crap, should have spelled it wrong." is six words and sums you up better! Also, you had a grammar mistake above, so that counts. Mine could be: Remember that thing I should forget. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 10:59am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] "Look at vagoos, eat bagel bites" |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:08am - thuringwethil ""] I told you I was ill. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:08am - the_reverend ""] http://www.npr.org/programs/totn/features/2008/02/memoir/gallery/index.html http://www.smithmag.net/sixwords/ I think the funniest one was "8 thousand orgasms only one son" cause it made me lulz. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:16am - largefreakatzero ""] Hunt fish lift shred drugs eat. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:24am - FuckIsMySignature ""] I am cool, you are not. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:10pm - Jesus H. Christ ""] One nail left, cross my feet. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:11pm - xmikex ""] snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKESSSSSSSSSSSS |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:19pm - RichHorror ""] "I really wish I'd stop that." |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] LOL WUT, your son is hot. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:25pm - bradmann ""] seriously, i am still wicked hungry. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:31pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] "Hey Allston, you make me boner." -Dave Maggot |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Too little, too late, more coffee. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:43pm - Yeti ""] FuckIsMySignature said:I am cool, you are not. hahahahahahahahaha awesome |
| _______________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:47pm - Yeti ""] i could only think of 5: ink stink poop fart out |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:48pm - INFECT ""] "six words is not nearly enough" |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:49pm - INFECT ""] or maybye, "what went wrong? when and why?" |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 12:50pm - INFECT ""] ok even better, cuz im quoting my bands lyrics now: "when will this shit ever end?" |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 1:01pm - fleshfries ""] "I'll probably end up killing myself" |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:19pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] Birth Eat Fuck Death Puke Fail |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:22pm - dreadkill ""] cold as a wizzletits right now |
| _____________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:39pm - pam ""] get out of my way, cat. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:39pm - brad weymouth ""] shoobity doo mama fuckin shrimp dick |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Wine is fine - liquor is quicker. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 2:51pm - the_reverend ""] while at lunch, this got better |
| ______________________________ [Feb 20,2008 3:22pm - Yeti ""] drink it down you stupid clown |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 3:26pm - RichHorror ""] Alright you big ape, let's party. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 4:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fast and dirty, white and nerdy. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 4:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Listen up, you primitive screw heads! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 4:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fursuit needs washing; dumping dead toddler. I mean, what? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 5:39pm - brad weymouth ""] i'm not gay but i'll learn |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 5:46pm - DrewBlood ""] i said no wire coat hangers |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 5:57pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] My life rules, I am spoiled! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 6:12pm - the_reverend ""] for nigger "I camed. I flamed. black power" er.. caps all that. I CAMED. I FLAMED. BLACK POWER!!!! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 20,2008 8:26pm - yummy ""] Rev, did you get the appletini reference from Colbert? Only the guy he interviewed had to use the word. Seemed pretty coincidental. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 8:32pm - the_reverend ""] yes, the aletini was from colbert's repeat. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 8:34pm - the_reverend ""] I thought of 2 more. angry? no. busy? yes. email me. and must code. then beach-time. crap, rain. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 10:10pm - DEMONAZ ""] MIGHTY RAVEN DARK...OUCH, MY HAND |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MORE BURRITOS. NEVER ENOUGH, NEVER ENOUGH. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:43pm - deadlikemurf ""] all i wanted was a pepsi |
| ________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 11:48pm - yummy ""] I hate this world. Thanks though. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 1:44am - thegreatspaldino ""] no sex, WoW time, maybe later |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 1:45am - the_reverend ""] wanted too little, got too much. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 3:02pm - i_am_not_me ""] deadlikemurf said:all i wanted was a pepsi :bow: |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 3:11pm - narkybark ""] of course not, why would it |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 3:19pm - xmikex ""] Remember that dumb Metallica t-shirt that said "Birth School Metallica Death" on the back? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 3:33pm - dreadkill ""] that one is fourteen words long |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 8:24pm - swamplorddvm ""] I was born, Soon will die. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 9:34pm - NIGGER ""] HE GOT HIS FUCK ON, DIED. BLACK POWER! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 10:31pm - the_reverend ""] mmm.. appletini |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 11:33pm - dreadkill ""] you are the man now, dog |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 11:38pm - Hoser ""] You are wrong, I am right. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 21,2008 11:46pm - BSV ""] At least I can still masturbate. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 2:07am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] I fucking hated all of you. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 2:12am - sxealex ""] penis holiday vacation EXTREME adventure extravaganza |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 2:23am - DEMONAZ ""] THE FROZEN SUN...CAN'T FEEL FINGERS |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 6:09am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] dreadkill said:you are the man now, dog :LOL: |
| ______________________________ [Feb 22,2008 9:16am - poop ""] "i swear it's never happened before" |