Which came first? the chicken or the egg?[views:3058][posts:25]______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 1:49am - the_reverend ""] I just remember this old paradox... it's stupid. the answer (unless you are a fucking moron) is the egg. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 2:10am - thuringwethil ""] no. Intelligent Design > science and logic |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 2:44am - the_reverend ""] you are lucky I like you and your witchcraft. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 8:57am - Jesus H. Christ ""] Only I know the true answer. It is indeed the chicken. Who the fuck keeps the single egg warm so it can hatch, then feeds it? Fucktard. Oh, and God Bless. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 9:02am - the_reverend ""] a semi-chicken would. jesus h christ, it's called evolution. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 10:35am - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] it is neither it would be something very like a chicken, and over millions of years of breeding the thing in the egg would resemble a chicken more and more, so neither really. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 10:37am - Jesus H. Christ ""] Hey, my Dad made the chicken. Fuck you both. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 12:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Jesus sits on the egg to keep it warm; therefore, egg. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 12:47pm - Niccolai ""] Y_Ddraig_Goch said:it is neither it would be something very like a chicken, and over millions of years of breeding the thing in the egg would resemble a chicken more and more, so neither really. Since you love evolution so much, how do you explain this one genius? [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 2:07pm - dreadkill ""] hahahahahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 3:27pm - the_reverend ""] Y_Ddraig_Goch said:it is neither it would be something very like a chicken, and over millions of years of breeding the thing in the egg would resemble a chicken more and more, so neither really. wrong. the egg came first. a chicken egg would be sat on by a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chicken. the answer is an egg. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 4:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] eggs are chickens. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 4:22pm - the_reverend ""] exactly the point I was making. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 8:48pm - egg man ""] "i egged the chicken, and then i ate his leg" |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 12:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] THE COCK CAME FIRST. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 12:59pm - A.PANZER ""] but what if a tree falls in the forest and no one.... nevermind. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 2:18pm - xmikex ""] Al Gore came first and invented the chicken. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 3:10pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] I am not sure which was first but aliens were involved nonetheless. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 25,2008 3:24pm - Yeti ""] [img] Sheldon is the paradox to the paradox. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 4:42pm - DomesticTerror ""] egg for breakfast, chicken for dinner. unless you're weird... |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 4:48pm - infect sli sli sli ""] garfield and friends FTW but to settle this debate, there were animals who laid eggs millions of years before there was anything resembling a chicken or any other bird but if you still can't decide, just make a grilled chicken omlette |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 4:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] infect%20sli%20sli%20sli said:garfield and friends FTW but to settle this debate, there were animals who laid eggs millions of years before there was anything resembling a chicken or any other bird but if you still can't decide, just make a grilled chicken omlette YETH, THIR! |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 5:25pm - corpus_colostomy ""] bro, like um, the vegan chilli came first... |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 25,2008 7:43pm - swamplorddvm ""] I usually come first. Then the chicken. Eventual the egg comes. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:51pm - PiresNLI ""] Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Modern science has an answer. According to evolutionary geneticist John Brookfield, cosmologist Stephen Hawking, and even modern thinker Chris Langdon, the egg came first. Why? DNA. DNA remains unchanged throughout the life of an organism. Thus, whatever the genetic material is inside the egg will be the same as the that which is inside the grown adult. In other words, conceived as a chicken, hatched as a chicken, live and die as a chicken -- there is no other way. A soaring eagle won't suddenly plummet to earth because it spontaneously turned into a turkey. Whatever genetic change there was between chicken-like parents and the first true chicken inside the egg must have occurred in the reproductive DNA, sealing the deal: the egg came first. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:14pm - mcmahon ""] PiresNLI said:Whatever genetic change there was between chicken-like parents and the first true chicken inside the egg must have occurred in the reproductive DNA, sealing the deal: the egg came first. interesting... how does modern science explain the change in DNA? was it a chronic dose of radiation from the sun to the parent's reproductive organs? or some sort of chemical reaction from stress assocaited with adjusting (or lack thereof) to a changing environment? or a combination of the two? I don't have an answer and have been confused by this question for a while. this puts an interesting spin on my wednesday afternoon. thank you. |