Rockin' Party Dude Strongly Recommends Additional Drinking[views:1170][posts:4]_________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 11:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Rockin' Party Dude Strongly Recommends Additional Drinking LOUISVILLE, KY—Self-described party dude Phil issued a strongly worded recommendation to fellow houseguests at 3:15 a.m. Saturday, urging the universal consumption of one to two additional brewskis in order to keep the assembled partygoers from totally wussing out. "Come on, where's everybody going?" said Phil, who according to witnesses was wearing a 1980s-era Iron Maiden T-shirt in what appeared to be a non-ironic manner. "Drink up, you lightweights!" Observers noted that Phil's strategy of shaking the keg and citing the resultant sound of sloshing liquid as evidence the party was not yet over might have been effective had he not lost consciousness moments later. As of press time, Phil has still not resumed rocking. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/74847 |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 11:47am - W3 nli ""] haha |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 3:11pm - cav nli ""] now why the fuck would wearing a maiden shirt be ironic? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 3:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] cav%20nli said:now why the fuck would wearing a maiden shirt be ironic? Because you're a hipster fag0rt. Otherwise, no worries. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 10:20pm - NIGGER ""] cav%20nli said:now why the fuck would wearing a maiden shirt be ironic? MOST WHITE PEOPLE NOW ARE HIPSTER FAGGOTS THEY LOVE IRONY IT DISGUISES THEIR WEAKNESS SORT OF IN THE MEANTIME, BLACK AMERICA IS KICKIN ASS LOL BLACK POWER! |