BLING BLING SPLAT[views:1944][posts:28]________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 11:47am - dftg ""] OH man...so I'm at work right now, and I just finished cleaning up a big mess...this ghetto-fabulous thug came in this morning to pick up the gixxer 600 he was getting repaired. Well, he decided to pay for the repairs in cash, and it was $1700. BLING BLING! out come the FAT STACKS, all over the counter, waving it in the faces of us lowly, non-drug dealing types. Following this was a tirade about the fact that we couldn't give him a discount on the service, as if he needed one. After leaving the shop, disgusted by the fact that we would actually force him to PAY FOR GOODS AND SERVICES RENDERED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES, he expresses his distaste by redlining his engine as soon as he gets on the bike in parking lot, shooting off immediately into a wheelie, losing control of the bike and dropping it on its side, breaking everything that had been repaired and even more, and also breaking his shoulder. After this, his wife, who had driven him to the dealership, came in and ranted for a few minutes about how irresponsible he is. Around that time I started to smell something distinctly akin to the bitter odour of divorce. I don't normally gloat over people's misfortunes like this, but when you wave $1700 in my face as if its nothing, and generally treat me like I'm less than you, well, I lose respect for you pretty fast. I'll tell you what though, I've never cleaned up spilled oil with a great big smile on my face before. G-MONEY IN DA HOUSE Y'ALL! |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 11:49am - FuckIsMySignature ""] holy shit that made my fucking day. it iiiis a good friday! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:01pm - dftg ""] all this happened before 10:30...man, I thought I ws gonna be bored today. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:10pm - Kinslayer ""] Thats awesome! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:42pm - sxealex ""] haha fuck that guy... where do you work? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:43pm - Kinslayer ""] Yeah, where do you work? Can you give me some personal bike repair services? I have a Loncin 1550 CC dirtbike that needs minor work to get running... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:50pm - dreadkill ""] that's a great story. i like when bad things happen to people who deserve it. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:50pm - dftg ""] dreadkill said:that's a great story. i like when bad things happen to people who deserve it. Me too. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:51pm - dftg ""] regarding where I work, check your PMs. I don't like to give out that much personal info online. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:51pm - dreadkill ""] it's a rare occasion. usually shitty things happen to people who don't deserve it and good things come to shitty people. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:51pm - Kinslayer ""] I dont have PMs :( |
| ________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:52pm - dftg ""] um...idk then |
| _________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 12:55pm - xmikex ""] I love stories where dickhead customers try to get smart, and end up making an ass of themselves. The fact that he seriously injured himself is the polish on the trophy that this story deserves. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 1:30pm - bradmann ""] bwahahaha what a fool. karma's funny like that. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 1:53pm - GodlessRob ""] Pm me also I need some work done on a couple of my bikes and my quad, it's sounds like you guys know your suzukis. Oh and fuck that stupid nigger on the rice rocket. Karma is a bitch huh? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 1:59pm - Kinslayer ""] DFTG: if I were to email you or something, before I waste my time, you are capable of fixing my bike? |
| _______________________________ [Mar 21,2008 2:02pm - dftg ""] yeah, before you guys waste your time, I don't think I can really get any discounts on repair work for anyone. sorry, I'd help you out if I could. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 21,2008 2:05pm - dftg ""] Nobody who works here really likes the gsxrs, what we see when we look at a gsxr is job security. More meatheads and assholes buy, crash, and subsequently need repairs on gixxers than any other bike. There's nothing wrong with those bikes, they just seem to be the choice of morons. Does anyone here have those pictures of the guy who crashed his gsxr1000 into a taco bell at 150 mph and went right through one wall and came out the other side? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 2:13pm - GodlessRob ""] don't really give a shit about discounts bro. I have an 04 volusia that needs some preseason tuning up. You would never know it was rice. I have nothing against rice, except for the rockets. They make way more reliable bikes. It's funny, most of my bro's roll on HD and in the summer I can just sit at a light and watch all my friends have to pull over cause they are over heating! They still bag on me for having rice but when I'm cruising and their home wrenching, I laugh. You guys wrench Harley's'? I have one of those also, needs a clutch. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 2:21pm - Kinslayer ""] I dont really need a discount, just reasonable prices and timley repairs... Mines not like fucked u from crashes or anything, I just havn't maintained it in years and wanna get it running again... |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 2:23pm - the_reverend ""] awesome! |
| ______________________________ [Mar 21,2008 3:17pm - Yeti ""] thats awesome, those are rare situations. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 21,2008 3:50pm - dftg ""] We'll definitely work on anything suzuki here. Kinslayer, what year/model is your harley? Tell me more about it and I'll ask the technician if we can do it when he comes in on Monday. Just so you guys know, we're in north central CT. I don't know where you two are from, but I know that's kinda far from some people on this board. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 3:51pm - Kinslayer ""] Oh yeah, thats wicked far... Nevermind! Thanks anyway though! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 21,2008 9:14pm - swamplorddvm ""] Awesome. What an ass. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2008 1:16pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Kinslayer said:Yeah, where do you work? Can you give me some personal bike repair services? I have a Loncin 1550 CC dirtbike that needs minor work to get running... 1550 cc? is that right? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 22,2008 8:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] R.D.B. in 5... 4... 3... |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2008 8:50pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] dftg said: Does anyone here have those pictures of the guy who crashed his gsxr1000 into a taco bell at 150 mph and went right through one wall and came out the other side? Anybody? |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 23,2008 11:46pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] [img] thug life, y'all. |