FREE CAR~ not a joke! for girls only![views:3538][posts:23]__________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 8:09pm - succubus ""] ok so i won't be getting it...but, if you are interested.. http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ers/23133238.html Free Toyota Corolla For You! <-- NO JOKE - m4w - 36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: anon-23133238@craigslist.org Date: 2004-01-26, 1:05AM PST Well, sad but true...My employment is relocating me back to Italy after only 3 weeks in the states. Finally after getting settling in, it's time to leave. For the past week I've been selling everything I've got and it's pretty much come down to my Toyota Corolla and some cheap furniture. I couldn't think of how I could sell the car in 4 days before leaving, and my employment won't ship it over to Europe unfortunately. So here's my proposal: I will sign over the car to the person that fits the following criteria: - Female - Between the ages of 18 and 30 - Nice ass - White (no asian or black please, for sexual reasons only) This female must be willing to give me 2 hours of her time in sexual pleasure. Info on the car: - Toyota Corolla (Black Finish, 4 Door) - Full Stereo System (CD Player, Tape, AM/FM Radio, etc) - Velvety Interior (Is that what that material is called?) - Drives smooth, I've never had a problem with it. - Scratch on back-right door, and passenger mirror. Info on me: - White, 36 years old - Kind, nice, sweet, gentle - Brown hair, brown eyes. If you are interested please email me with (a) picture(s), information on yourself, and a contact number. The most attractive submittion will receive a phone call from me by Tuesday afternoon. I will be discreet. Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 8:13pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Hahahahahah. I'm fat and blonde, does that mean I can't get the deal? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 8:23pm - succubus ""] don't think so..yer not female...nor blonde..nor fat... |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 8:44pm - succubus ""] the best part: White (no asian or black please, for sexual reasons only) sigh all that and he doesn't even tell you the year of the car hmmm |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 8:57pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Or the mileage. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 9:05pm - retzam ""] Wait, so wouldn't this be considered prostitution (for the girl who goes in on the deal)? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 9:15pm - Wee...Bink! ""] yes sir, yes sir it would. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 9:33pm - XmikeX ""] i've got a nice ass and no morals, i'll do it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 9:41pm - the_reverend ""] I think if the car's got high miles, he should get a girl with high milage. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 10:36pm - makelovesohard ""] no blacks or asians.. hmm...what if you're only partially black!? what a tool. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 10:41pm - succubus ""] i don't get it either..but the asl pic makes me shudder |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 10:42pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i'm not white, so i guess i'm out. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:31am - anonymous ""] not for a Corolla... ever lol seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow) |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:32am - SinPromos ""] not for a Corolla... ever lol seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow) |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:35am - succubus ""] i wonder if any girls sent him photos and stuff... |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 12:10pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] SinPromos said:seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow) maybe, but atleast you got a new car from the deal |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 12:11pm - retzam ""] anonymous said:not for a Corolla... ever lol seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow) SinPromos said:not for a Corolla... ever lol seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow) Wha??? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 2:40pm - the_reverend ""] yeah.. what do girls usually get out of sex? a baby? a car is much cooler... but for some reason this reminds me of the old indian saying "he promised me earrings, but only pierced my ears" |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 2:49pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i bet the guy is fugly |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 3:01pm - succubus ""] i think it would have been funny if someone here would have emailed him back with photos and stuff just to see what he'd say |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 3:08pm - retzam ""] succubus said:i think it would have been funny if someone here would have emailed him back with photos and stuff just to see what he'd say Someone can still do it, 2 days until he leaves. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 3:15pm - MyDeadDoll ""] rev, can we dress you up and send your photos? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:03pm - the_reverend ""] I'm thinking I can send him 3 different e-mails from 3 different domains I own... now that would be funny |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:07pm - succubus ""] but who's pic would you send? it's gotta look real.. Jess and i talked about emailing him AS A JOKE and saying he'd get 2 for one bahahaha but we don't wanna send our pics |