Poop Interruptions[views:3758][posts:10]___________________________________ [May 28,2008 3:41pm - starmummy ""] I was working the graveyard shift at the gas station the other night and I had to shit really bad (I don't know why, all I ate was one of those new blue raspberry mountain dews and a jalapeno cheddar and beef stick combo). Anyway, I ran to the bathroom and the shit just kept coming. it wouldn't stop. Next thing I know, I hear "BEEP BEEP", someone was at the drop box ringing the buzzer to pay for gas (we keep the doors locked during the overnight shift). I had to wad up a huge bunch of toilet paper and jam it between my asscheeks to avoid filling my undies with spackle. After the guy pays for gas, I run back to the toilet, drop my pants, sit and instantly begin painting the porcelain again. All of a sudden...BEEP BEEP. Another fucker was at the drop box. I go through the same routine and finally make it back and finish shitting. When I was done, I had to have used a half roll of TP. I even had to wet the toilet paper to get the poo glue/TP mixture off of my butthole. |
| __________________________________________ [May 28,2008 3:43pm - largefreakatzero ""] That's horrible. Great poop story. |
| ______________________________________ [May 28,2008 3:54pm - SkinSandwich ""] Man, i almost died this week but this is way worse. I feel for ya man! |
| _______________________________________ [May 28,2008 6:08pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] I used to have poop shyness, I would only go if no one saw me go into the stall or into the bathroom (managers and coworkers that is) and at my new job the bathroom is right next to the main activity center so I had to get over that fast. I still only shit at my house, work, barnes and noble, and my old college...there are times I drive to the tech school just to drop a deuce. |
| __________________________________________ [May 28,2008 10:54pm - Conservationist ""] Next time, come out to help them with bucket attached to ass. |
| ________________________________ [May 28,2008 11:49pm - Pires ""] poop shyness? thats a new one. i usually let my shits go as loud as possible. i love to make people feel uncomfortable in the bathroom. if they want to sit and listen, and smell, then they're just as fucked up as i am. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 28,2008 11:54pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I used to work at the olive garden. One night I was hosting, and I went into the bathroom and there was a turd the size of a summer sausage in the handicapped toilet. I tried to flush it and it wouldn't go down, I had to grab a plunger and shove it down the hole, and right before I did that I noticed a huge smear of blood on one end of it. think about that next time you think about olive garden. |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:56am - starmummy ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:I used to work at the olive garden. One night I was hosting, and I went into the bathroom and there was a turd the size of a summer sausage in the handicapped toilet. I tried to flush it and it wouldn't go down, I had to grab a plunger and shove it down the hole, and right before I did that I noticed a huge smear of blood on one end of it. think about that next time you think about olive garden. Maybe it was a tomato peel. Their sauce is filled with those. |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 12:01pm - sxealex ""] SkinSandwich said:Man, i almost died this week but this is way worse. I feel for ya man! i cant tell if this is sincere |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2008 12:46pm - Yeti ""] shitting in peace is no joke. |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:05pm - starmummy ""] Yeti said:shitting in peace is no joke. Real men shit when they need to, under any circumstances. |