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[QUOTE="eyehatehippies:1207782"]Okay, you want it? On the recent Black Pyramid tour in Europe, we were touring with the guys from Blood Farmers. Dave Depraved from Blood Farmers is an odd guy, and when we were in Slovenia, he got a hold of some hardcore Slovenian porn. So we're just driving along, and he's in the back of the van with the two other dudes, and we hear him saying, "oh yeah, she definitely has that champagne bottle all the way in there, on the next page, she pours a drink out of it. I wish I could read the captions, I mean, can someone explain this to me? Is that girl holding a bag so that she can piss into it? Why is she also holding a lighter? And what's with the shaving cream. Yeah, this is definite four out of five star material here." At this point, our tour manager pulls over the van so we all can see what the hell he is talking about, and it comes out that he used to review porn, and after that, he worked for Penthouse under various pseudonyms. So he starts telling us some crazy stories. One of them had to do with an interracial, geriatric porn scene where this dude named Wesley Pipes was going to do an anal scene with this like 70 year old lady, and Dave had to get an exclusive interview with him. Anyways, Wesley lays into the old lady's ass, and pretty soon, her bowels just let loose, and shit is just flying all over, so they cut the scene and call for someone to get in and clean it up. At this point, Dave goes in for the interview, and asks Wesley Pipes what he thought of the whole thing. And Wesley just goes, "hey, shit happens, you know?" I guess no one was that upset or grossed out on the set, like he said, it happens all the time. So they cleaned the old lady up, cleaned up the set, re-shot the scene. That was a good story, but nothing compared to Dave Depraved's story about the porns he actually was IN. His description of a weenie roast orgy scene is nothing short of AMAZING, especially when he described the "three legged race" scene that he was an extra for. [/QUOTE]
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