Shaved my nether region again[views:16036][posts:78]___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:05pm - starmummy ""] I'm itching like hell. I need some good moisturizer (or a newer razor). Do they make cock n' ball aftershave lotion? |
| _____________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:08pm - mOe ""] that'd be nice...i hate the post shave drama |
| ______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:14pm - Yeti ""] Cock and Ball Torture |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:15pm - Superman ""] pics or it didn't happen |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:29pm - starmummy ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:19pm - ellesarusrex ""] lazer hair removal <3 |
| _________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:20pm - W3 nli ""] ellesarusrex said:lazer hair removal <3 PICS PLEASE |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:23pm - ellesarusrex ""] nope. id like to see a guy try that shit though. if any of you ever get this done to your balls im so there.. shit feels like somone is slapping you hardcore with an elastic. over and over and over and over... |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:24pm - sacreligion ""] lasers? on MY balls? |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:25pm - DomesticTerror ""] is there any money in it for me? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:25pm - sacreligion ""] W3%20nli said: ellesarusrex said:lazer hair removal <3 PICS PLEASE [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:26pm - W3 nli ""] that is not the pussy i wanted to see |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:27pm - sacreligion ""] that pussy is wicked pissed |
| _________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:33pm - W3 nli ""] sometimes a wickd pissd pussy is a good pussy |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:36pm - Joshtruction ""] I have trouble shaving my balls. electric shaver = danger so I am scared as fuck to use a real razor. I just cut my ball hair very short. Shaving everywhere else down there is no biggie, but the balls... not easy for me for some reason |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:41pm - sacreligion ""] soap and bic razor's for me. and i use the "squeeze ballbag to make skin taut" method. for some reason my skin is very razor burn-resistant. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:44pm - DomesticTerror ""] same here. hell, most of the time i just use water and a razor. never a nick or burn. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:07pm - thuringwethil ""] it came from the nut sack |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:21pm - ellesarusrex ""] if i had balls id probably leave them hairy.. my ex had me shave his once..i will never ever partake in such an activity again. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:48pm - MassOfSlitz ""] I have seen many a sack in my day and none have ever been shaved. I am an auld doll. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:55pm - Joshtruction ""] ellesarusrex said:if i had balls id probably leave them hairy.. my ex had me shave his once..i will never ever partake in such an activity again. aside from the the actual act of it, from a womans stand point, would you rather have them shaved or not? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:05pm - ellesarusrex ""] im not a fan of sasquatch cock. shave or keep it nice and trimmed. this isnt the 70s and im not a hippie. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:06pm - Miss Meggly ""] no hair = more attention you decide which is worth more to ya |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:19pm - the_reverend ""] starmummy said:Do they make cock n' ball aftershave lotion?That would be the worst idea ever. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:20pm - powerkok ""] Dude, Rev, tell your freshly shaven ass story. Fucking hilarious. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:22pm - Joshtruction ""] Miss%20Meggly said:no hair = more attention you decide which is worth more to ya I keep down there nice and neat! just can't actually get the art of shaving my nuts down. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:24pm - the_reverend ""] I have a freshly shaven story? I don't recall. I do know that anything like after shave on your balls feels ok for a few seconds and then really really really bad. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:26pm - succubus ""] powerkok said:Dude, Rev, tell your freshly shaven ass story. Fucking hilarious. his bum isn't hairy |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:32pm - powerkok ""] It was like 4 years ago....something about shaving his ass in the summer and the sweating, and inevitably, pooping and chafe. No? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:33pm - succubus ""] powerkok said:It was like 4 years ago....something about shaving his ass in the summer and the sweating, and inevitably, pooping and chafe. No? his crotch perhaps... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:52pm - ellesarusrex ""] starmummy said:I'm itching like hell. I need some good moisturizer (or a newer razor). Do they make cock n' ball aftershave lotion? http://www.tendskin.com/ |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:54pm - Miss Meggly ""] ok i guess if we're getting back to taking this seriously --- skintimate shave gel w/vitamin e and sunflower oil. only way to go. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:56pm - ViolenceIsKey ""] I heard scrubbing before then putting rubbing alcohol helps? some of the girl's ive asked are fucking crazy... |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:01pm - ellesarusrex ""] exfoliate your skin with some gentle scrubber.. mario bedashu has some nice products (i know sounds gay but so are bumps and itches) then shave with a new razor everytime.. the ones with 3 or more blades are best.. paul mitchell the conditioner for hair) is your best bet.. its slippery you get a massive amount and it softens the hair as you shave.. after moisturize in the shower.. dont scrub after AT ALL then tend skin.. shit is incredible.. using it twice a day morning and night. this shit is my industry.. theres your testicle perscription.. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:11pm - the_reverend ""] there was a howard stern thing about shaving your butt hole. I may or may not have done it. Shaving back there is like 2 cacti fighting when it's growing back in. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have a flesh eating virus on my feet. yay. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:20pm - Joshtruction ""] nair, anyone? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:33pm - Niccolai ""] ellesarusrex said:exfoliate your skin with some gentle scrubber.. mario bedashu has some nice products (i know sounds gay but so are bumps and itches) then shave with a new razor everytime.. the ones with 3 or more blades are best.. paul mitchell the conditioner for hair) is your best bet.. its slippery you get a massive amount and it softens the hair as you shave.. after moisturize in the shower.. dont scrub after AT ALL then tend skin.. shit is incredible.. using it twice a day morning and night. this shit is my industry.. theres your testicle perscription.. If you make two or three more posts like this, every man on RTTP is going to turn into a ball-hairless metrosexual... like murph. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:35pm - Miss Meggly ""] nair sucks..i don't want chemicals near my lady junk. speaking of Howard Stern... my favorite clip was Richard Christy got his junk waxed..it's awesome... |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:38pm - Joshtruction ""] Miss%20Meggly said:nair sucks..i don't want chemicals near my lady junk. speaking of Howard Stern... my favorite clip was Richard Christy got his junk waxed..it's awesome... here it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:40pm - ellesarusrex ""] Niccolai said: ellesarusrex said:exfoliate your skin with some gentle scrubber.. mario bedashu has some nice products (i know sounds gay but so are bumps and itches) then shave with a new razor everytime.. the ones with 3 or more blades are best.. paul mitchell the conditioner for hair) is your best bet.. its slippery you get a massive amount and it softens the hair as you shave.. after moisturize in the shower.. dont scrub after AT ALL then tend skin.. shit is incredible.. using it twice a day morning and night. this shit is my industry.. theres your testicle perscription.. If you make two or three more posts like this, every man on RTTP is going to turn into a ball-hairless metrosexual... like murph. im just schooling you boys on the proper way to remove your hair so your balls will fill a broads mouth minus the pubes in throat and ingrown bumps... take note |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:41pm - Niccolai ""] eff that. when I get hummers I want the victim, I mean woman to be as inconvenienced as possible. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:42pm - Joshtruction ""] I don't like my balls in girls mouths. Is that weird? I get nothing out of it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:42pm - the_reverend ""] let's move this thread to skin tags. what the fuck are those things all about? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:46pm - Miss Meggly ""] Joshtruction said: here it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 gracias! Joshtruction said:I don't like my balls in girls mouths. Is that weird? yes, yes it is. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:48pm - ellesarusrex ""] Joshtruction said:I don't like my balls in girls mouths. Is that weird? I get nothing out of it. yuppp |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:49pm - Niccolai ""] Joshtruction said:I don't like my balls in girls mouths. Is that weird? I get nothing out of it. I'm with you dude, I don't get anything out of it except creeped out. a girl might as well lick my asshole. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:50pm - Joshtruction ""] Miss%20Meggly said: Joshtruction said: here it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 gracias! Joshtruction said:I don't like my balls in girls mouths. Is that weird? yes, yes it is. I am really starting to think it is eisier to hurt my balls than most men. What the hell. I love BJ's though. Rick Roll'd! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 11:31pm - MetalThursday ""] GREATEST... PRODUCT.... EVER http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EG8HLE |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 12:00am - DestroyYouAlot ""] For whatever reason, my girl prefers me au natural. And I have seriously excessively long pubes, too - not necessarily thick, just LONG, like Longcat long. I used to whack the weeds back to a reasonable gauge, but it's her call - who am I to argue? *shrug* |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:09am - sacreligion ""] DestroyYouAlot said:For whatever reason, my girl prefers me au natural. And I have seriously excessively long pubes, too - not necessarily thick, just LONG, like Longcat long. I used to whack the weeds back to a reasonable gauge, but it's her call - who am I to argue? *shrug* i thought ellesaurus mentioning exfoliating on rttp was ftw until i read this |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:21am - the_reverend ""] MetalThursday said:GREATEST... PRODUCT.... EVER http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EG8HLE I've been looking for something like that to replace the one that carina got me that I've slowly killed. please give me a more thorough review. did it ever make you bleed? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:24am - anonnny ""] Coochy Creme. Buy it at sex shops |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 9:41am - SkinSandwich ""] These aren't the balls your looking for. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 10:16am - ellesarusrex ""] anonnny said:Coochy Creme. Buy it at sex shops i own a sex toy company lol.. this shit sucks. honestly. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 10:23am - mOe ""] I've got some Nivea shit i use on my face that i put down there when I do my bi-monthly clean sweep. Leaves everything soothed and smoothed. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 10:26am - ellesarusrex ""] i love how the two threads im posting in are about ball hair and no underwear.. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 10:27am - mOe ""] perv |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 10:29am - ellesarusrex ""] mostly. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 10:46am - largefreakatzero ""] mOe said:I've got some Nivea shit i use on my face that i put down there when I do my bi-monthly clean sweep. Leaves everything soothed and smoothed. I use the Nivea on both face & junk (that just sounds wrong). I have to shave the junk every 2 to 3 days or it gets ferociously uncomfortable. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 11:09am - mOe ""] same here...when its hot out i sometimes have to do it more than twice...but for the most part I'm not a hairy dude so I have some leeway. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 11:33am - corpus@work ""] Keep it fucking tight. Conditioner IS the only way ta shave ya face or ballznshaft. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 11:41am - aaron_michaelNLI ""] Buy an Intuition. Way to be. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 12:45pm - mOe ""] YES. I notice that razors made for women provide genuinely better shaving experiences. I've been using a Shick Quattro Divine for the past week or so because my Mach 5 is out of blades and I dont have $134 for more blades. Why the fuck are those so expensive? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 12:54pm - zjd ""] Niccolai said: Joshtruction said:I don't like my balls in girls mouths. Is that weird? I get nothing out of it. I'm with you dude, I don't get anything out of it except creeped out. a girl might as well lick my asshole. Which would just be horrible, right? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:00pm - SkinSandwich ""] mOe said:YES. I notice that razors made for women provide genuinely better shaving experiences. I've been using a Shick Quattro Divine for the past week or so because my Mach 5 is out of blades and I dont have $134 for more blades. Why the fuck are those so expensive? Haha, yup. They are a ripoff but they work good. All the same fuck them. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:28pm - Yeti ""] i have a terrible time with razors on my skin, and lady shavers are so much better. i'm just not about to buy a pink razor. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:32pm - aril ""] just go waxing, tanning, plucking, and stuff. every metal dude does that. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:34pm - corpus@work ""] 'manscaping' |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:35pm - Yeti ""] its due to my Yetism. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 2:32pm - aaron_michael ""] in the years I've been posting here, this is the most UN-rttp thread I've ever seen. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 2:45pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] aaron_michael said:in the years I've been posting here, this is the most UN-rttp thread I've ever seen. for real, whats next, threads about dunks? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 2:49pm - Joshtruction ""] DrewBlood@Work said: aaron_michael said:in the years I've been posting here, this is the most UN-rttp thread I've ever seen. for real, whats next, threads about dunks? like dunking a nice fresh chips ahoy chocolate chip cookie in wonderful 38 degree whole milk? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 3:11pm - Niccolai ""] Joshtruction said: like dunking a nice fresh chips ahoy chocolate chip cookie in wonderful 38 degree whole milk? oh man, you're getting me excited. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 3:15pm - Yeti ""] DrewBlood@Work said: aaron_michael said:in the years I've been posting here, this is the most UN-rttp thread I've ever seen. for real, whats next, threads about dunks? as long as its Dunkaroos. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 3:18pm - Mess ""] [img] i just recently buzzed my pussmop down like this guy but i think mine looks better [img] bah whatever |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:21pm - largefreakatzero ""] aaron_michael said:in the years I've been posting here, this is the most UN-rttp thread I've ever seen. Shaving your balls is very metal. Here's why: Hippies shave nothing, they are hairy, smelly and useless. Hippies are the opposite of metal. I hate hippies. Therefore shaving oneself is metal. The end. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:33pm - infect ""] lulz @ this thread seriously tho, manscaping is key, especially in the summer however, i much prefer trimming to shaving both for myself and for my sexual accomplices as much as a huge bush is gross, pube stubble is almost worse in its own special way |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 7:27pm - MetalThursday ""] the_reverend said: MetalThursday said:GREATEST... PRODUCT.... EVER http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EG8HLE I've been looking for something like that to replace the one that carina got me that I've slowly killed. please give me a more thorough review. did it ever make you bleed? 6 months of use, only two nicks causing very minor bleeding. And that was due to being careless and rushing the job. The thing is amazing. Worth twice the price. Seriously. |