Could use a little advice...[views:5801][posts:20]___________________________________________ [Jul 17,2008 11:08pm - Burka Durka nli ""] sooooo... a month ago, my girlfriend of a year mentioned to me in casual conversation that she would like to have a threesome with me and another girl. i quietly chuckled shaking my head as if to say "haha, you crazy girl" when actually i was screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK" in my head... how do i get the ball rolling on this one without sounding too pushy or letting her know that her loving boyfriend is really a shallow, perverted deviant. thanks guys! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 17,2008 11:09pm - Martins ""] Introduce her to your "new hot friend." |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 17,2008 11:11pm - archaeon ""] delete your system32 file |
| __________________________________ [Jul 17,2008 11:13pm - Martins ""] archaeon said:delete your system32 file Best thing you have ever said and will ever say. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 3:26am - RichHorror ""] DO A BARREL ROLL |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2008 4:13am - guy ""] dont do it there is no way it will work out for good has seinfeld taught us nothing? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2008 4:13am - guy ""] no homo |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 8:23am - Conservationist ""] Burka%20Durka%20nli said:sooooo... a month ago, my girlfriend of a year mentioned to me in casual conversation that she would like to have a threesome with me and another girl. i quietly chuckled shaking my head as if to say "haha, you crazy girl" when actually i was screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK" in my head... how do i get the ball rolling on this one without sounding too pushy or letting her know that her loving boyfriend is really a shallow, perverted deviant. thanks guys! she wants to end the relationship |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 8:28am - sexual deviant ""] will there be ass to mouth? |
| _________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 12:37pm - xmikex ""] Fight her and her hottest friend or you're a pussy. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2008 1:26pm - Sex ""] Just make sure she is not already bangin the other chick, so you get left out! Otherwise if all is cool just bang them and treak them like the biggest cum rags and go nuts. Also get some photos..... usually this shit turns into drama, so beware and have fun while it lasts!!! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 18,2008 1:47pm - yummy ""] Conservationist said: Burka%20Durka%20nli said:sooooo... a month ago, my girlfriend of a year mentioned to me in casual conversation that she would like to have a threesome with me and another girl. i quietly chuckled shaking my head as if to say "haha, you crazy girl" when actually i was screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK" in my head... how do i get the ball rolling on this one without sounding too pushy or letting her know that her loving boyfriend is really a shallow, perverted deviant. thanks guys! she wants to end the relationship You nailed it. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 2:00pm - CtB0rderpatrol ""] i think the more appropriate question would be: what would lemmy do? |
| _____________________________ [Jul 18,2008 2:16pm - ZJD ""] You couldn't just say yes? I don't see how this is a difficult situation. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 18,2008 2:45pm - aril ""] lemmy would invite more men into the picture. halford not included. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2008 3:33pm - Yeti ""] your first mistake was to just laugh and shake your head. if i had a girl and she said that i think my first reaction would be "that might be the greatest thing ever said to me. when?" |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 7:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] your gf is a lesbian and needs someone to hold the camera. still not a bad situation though. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 18,2008 8:02pm - timma ""] FuckIsMySignature said:your gf is a lesbian and needs someone to hold the camera. still not a bad situation though. Hahaha, nice one. I'd just get a shirt that says "Mustache rides?" and go with the first semi-attractive broad that says "nice shirt" |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 8:46pm - the_reverend ""] have a lemonparty and the rest will take care of itself |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 20,2008 3:27am - Burka Durka nli ""] yeah i figure, worst-case-scenario, we all get wasted, go back to her place, things get freaky with them, i stuff their panties in my mouth and masturbate in the corner... still a good night. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 20,2008 12:00pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] just make sure you fuck your girlfriend more than the other chick |