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Valentine's Day

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[Feb 10,2004 6:21pm - litacore ""]
I'm sick of this love bullshit. STOP CELEBRATING THIS POO-POO-CA-CA HOLIDAY!!!

anyhoo, what are you getttin' him / her?:bartmoon:
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[Feb 10,2004 6:26pm - Kalopsia ""]
i once had a valentine, like 7 or 8 years ago. then no more :(
so yea, valentine's day means nothing to me
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[Feb 10,2004 6:43pm - succubus ""]
isn't valentine's day a ploy by hallmark for people to spend more$$$

you should love your partner every day...having said that...
it's a fun excuse to do lovey dovey crap and i'm looking forward to it

but i'm not posting what i am getting because..well you know...
lol
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[Feb 10,2004 6:45pm - succubus ""]
aaron and i had this convo...and some good gifts i'm seeing advertised..godiva's...lingerie, pj's
one of the lamest gimicks though is buying your loved one a star and naming it after them...what a crock of crap...
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[Feb 10,2004 8:00pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i'm going to hooters for valentines day. hahahaha
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[Feb 10,2004 11:03pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Valentine's Day gifts should be all about sex. I'm going to give a half dozen women bottles of lube and see if any of them take the hint.
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[Feb 10,2004 11:04pm - Abbath ""]
DeOdiumMortis said:Valentine's Day gifts should be all about sex. I'm going to give a half dozen women bottles of lube and see if any of them take the hint.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! now only if they would except it....
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[Feb 10,2004 11:15pm - luke ""]
if i had a valentine i'd buy them some land on mars...anyone hear about this? hahah
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[Feb 10,2004 11:19pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
The entire planet of Pluto is only $10,000 or so.
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[Feb 10,2004 11:24pm - retzam ""]
DeOdiumMortis said:The entire planet of Pluto is only $10,000 or so.


Haha, that fucking idiot. You know the one I am talking about right? The one who found a loophole in a law and immediately claimed the moon and the other 8 planets? What a douchebag.
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[Feb 10,2004 11:27pm - goratory ""]
what??? someone bought the planets. Tell me more
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[Feb 10,2004 11:33pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
He's an interplanetary squatter. Lame.
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[Feb 11,2004 12:02am - BornSoVile ""]
Isn't Valentines day named after a Saint?
Retzam said loophole, Fucking A.
Gangbangs should be a Valentine tradition.
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[Feb 11,2004 1:10am - dreadkill ""]
i'm going to wake up drunk on valentine's day and stay that way. maybe i'll be lucky enough to spend the whole day unconscious.
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[Feb 11,2004 1:22am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
My valentine this year is a cinderblock, and just like with any good woman, I'm going to make it sit on my face.
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[Feb 11,2004 2:45am - the_reverend ""]
hm.. I guess this means I don't have to get sucubus anything?
score!
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[Feb 11,2004 7:21am - succubus ""]
are you refering to DOM's post about Valentine's Day gifts being all about having sex all day? (i just added a few words..lol)
but he forgot to mention that you have to give a real present first
bahahahaha:spineyes:
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[Feb 11,2004 7:22am - succubus ""]
BornSoVile said:Isn't Valentines day named after a Saint?


yeah i think yer right..you religious fool!!! =)

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[Feb 11,2004 7:25am - the_reverend ""]
damn... and I was "saving up" a nice (although salty) gift
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[Feb 11,2004 8:32am - succubus ""]
ok so save that too!!!
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[Feb 11,2004 8:32am - succubus ""]
but please..drink pineapple juice =)
thanks
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[Feb 11,2004 11:50am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
im working at 9am on valentines day
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[Feb 11,2004 2:00pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
I'll buy you a big box of chocolates at your own store and give them to you you big loveable hateful bear of a man you.
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[Feb 11,2004 2:02pm - extremedeath666 ""]
party at my house if anyones interested.
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[Feb 11,2004 2:21pm - succubus ""]
you mean in yer pants...at least that's what i heard some girls say...
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[Feb 11,2004 2:23pm - extremedeath666 ""]
BAM!
no but seriously, email me if any one wants to go
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[Feb 11,2004 2:40pm - the_reverend ""]
Nutrition Report: Americans too salty:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/11/salt.water.ap/index.html
rarararara
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[Feb 11,2004 2:44pm - extremedeath666 ""]
are you guys coming on friday?
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[Feb 11,2004 2:49pm - succubus ""]

>These are entries to a Washington Post competition - they asked for a
>rhyme with a most-romantic first line, but a *least*-romantic second
>line. A hoot!
>
>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>******
>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>******
>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
>the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
>so is your head.
>******
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face.
>******
>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
>This describes everything you are not.
>******
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>******
>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>******
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life.
>******
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming.
>******
>My love, you take my breath away.
>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>******
>My feelings for you no words can tell
>Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
>******
>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>Two parts vodka, one part lime.
>
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[Feb 11,2004 2:57pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I'll give each of my many ho's my shlong, and if they don't like it, a kick down the stairs.
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[Feb 11,2004 3:09pm - Dissector ""]
http://www.freewebs.com/dissector1/images/valentines.gif

For some reason I can't get the pictures to work, so just visit the link I guess.
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[Feb 11,2004 3:53pm - yoda  ""]
swamplorddvm said:I'll give each of my many ho's my shlong, and if they don't like it, a kick down the stairs.

says the virgin:yoda:
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[Feb 11,2004 3:57pm - the_reverend ""]
damn, you were post 50,000
damn you yoda.
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[Feb 11,2004 4:01pm - swamplorddvm ""]
yoda said:says the virgin:yoda:

Yoda's not as wise as I thought he was. But he's still cool 'cause his name is YODA.


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[Feb 11,2004 4:41pm - succubus ""]
reminder to order flowers!

http://www.wbur.org/support <win a Mercedes.
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[Feb 12,2004 12:53pm - succubus ""]
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...od_afp/040212113049_t19bknlh_photo0
A South Korean couple buy boxes of chocolates as a gift for Valentine's Day in Seoul. South Korea's Food and Drug Administration banned cheeky St Valentine's Day chocolates shaped like genitals or couples making love.
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