I have huge hands
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[Aug 5,2008 9:19pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
Imagine if I fisted somebody. that would be fuckin' brutal.
[Aug 5,2008 9:23pm - archaeon ""]
You know what they say about big hands?
BIG GLOVES
[Aug 5,2008 9:32pm - the_reverend ""]
this is what I used to say when I was trippy
[Aug 5,2008 11:29pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
It takes lsd to turn a normal person into me.
[Aug 5,2008 11:36pm - sxealex ""]
pix or....
[Aug 6,2008 1:18am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
sxealex said:pix or....
I will tko your uterus bitch
[Aug 6,2008 9:24am - aril ""]
palm a basketball, post pix or it didn't happn'
[Aug 6,2008 9:29am - the_reverend ""]
thank you for calling me normal!
[Aug 6,2008 9:36am - thegreatspaldino ""]
i have giant mitts... just normal length finger. fisting a broad is not an option.
[Aug 6,2008 9:44am - largefreakatzero ""]
Ham Hands Dave?
[Aug 6,2008 10:18pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
largefreakatzero said:Ham Hands Dave?
you lookin to get fisted, buddy?
i think I'm gonna make a craigslist ad just to see if any hot bitches feel like getting sledgehammered in the ovaries with my oversized mitts.
[Aug 7,2008 12:25am - ellesarusrex ""]
i cant even put myself in the shoes of a broad whos into that. shredding blegh.
[Aug 7,2008 8:55am - largefreakatzero ""]
DaveFromTheGrave said:
largefreakatzero said:Ham Hands Dave?
you lookin to get fisted, buddy?
i think I'm gonna make a craigslist ad just to see if any hot bitches feel like getting sledgehammered in the ovaries with my oversized mitts.
No, I'm good thanks. I was making a reference to Ham Hands Bill, the guy on Stern who did a skit about Robin's molesting father. Good luck in your fisting quest.
[Aug 7,2008 10:33am - Yeti ""]
i too have gigantic gangly hands.
[Aug 7,2008 10:33am - Yeti ""]
"Carl, what happened to your hands?"
"yeah i know they're very big"
[Aug 7,2008 1:05pm - RevoBass ""]
DaveFromTheGrave's handshake is a force to be reckoned with
[Aug 7,2008 1:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Yeti said:i too have gigantic gangly hands.
complete with goof fingers
[Aug 7,2008 1:26pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i have size 14 and a half shoes... big socks..
I dated a girl that asked me to get in there with the fist.. i said "ummm, what?" and when she asked again i tried, i just couldnt bring myself to shove my six inch wide hands in there when i was about to stick my cock in her.. what fun would that be?
[Aug 7,2008 1:45pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
I HAS HUGE GLANDS.
[Aug 7,2008 3:23pm - Yeti ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
Yeti said:i too have gigantic gangly hands.
complete with goof fingers
au contraire, i only have 1.
[Aug 7,2008 3:40pm - goatcatalystnli ""]
RevoBass said:DaveFromTheGrave's handshake is a force to be reckoned with
fuckin' a right it is
not to be a dick, dave, but there was a time not too long ago when i would go to great lengths to avoid your crippling shakes before playing shows.
i like that we seig heil each other now
[Aug 7,2008 5:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ellesarusrex said:i cant even put myself in the shoes of a broad whos into that. shredding blegh.
I find a rubber glove works better than a shoe, but whatever works for you.