Guess what! (No, you're not it.)[views:18508][posts:160]_________________________________________ [Aug 13,2008 8:49pm - KitchenIncident ""] I sold that goddamned guitar and made $30 off of it. Ignore the Guitar For Sale thread. I ended up leaving him anyway. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 13,2008 8:53pm - archaeon ""] thx 4 da update |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 13,2008 9:00pm - KitchenIncident ""] Not a problem. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 10:45am - grizloch ""] does this mean your a single girl on a message board inhabited by creeps? RUUUUUUUUUN GIRL, RUUUUUUUUUN |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:20pm - KitchenIncident ""] Haha. Yes. It means that I am a single girl on a message board inhabited by creeps. Object? |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] all you got was $30? thats a shame...looked like a sweet axe. did you try putting it on consinement (sp?) at music store? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:22pm - largefreakatzero ""] Speaking as one of the many creeps, no objection here. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:23pm - mOe ""] *cue the n00dz requests* |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:23pm - Conservationist ""] KitchenIncident said:It means that I am a single girl on a message board inhabited by creeps. POST PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN DO U LIKE ANIME? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:24pm - RichHorror ""] KitchenIncident said:Object? Yes, you are an object. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:28pm - grizloch ""] RichHorror said: KitchenIncident said:Object? Yes, you are an object.I seriously laughed WAY to hard at that, people in my work are stink eyeing me |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:31pm - KitchenIncident ""] No. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:36pm - mOe ""] dont be scared off by them, this is the initial hazing process...if you stick around it'll be over in a week |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:38pm - KitchenIncident ""] It's not really initial. It started a while ago. I don't fear boys because that is all that they are. Boys. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:39pm - aril ""] you're talking to my band's keyboard player, ¿no? |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:40pm - KitchenIncident ""] Depends who your keyboard player is. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:43pm - mOe ""] burn |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:43pm - Conservationist ""] KitchenIncident said:I don't fear boys because that is all that they are. Boys. WISDOM |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:44pm - KitchenIncident ""] Experience. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:45pm - Yeti ""] fail. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:47pm - KitchenIncident ""] Hobby? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:49pm - archaeon ""] I'm fapping to this thread |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:49pm - brian_dc ""] a/s/l |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:50pm - KitchenIncident ""] Tits or gtfo. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:50pm - KitchenIncident ""] Retard. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:50pm - mOe ""] yea, i'm definitly getting a semi from this thread |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:52pm - brian_dc ""] I haven't had an erection in months |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:52pm - KitchenIncident ""] Prove it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:53pm - brian_dc ""] I don't have footage of my flaccid penis for over a month...sorry |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:54pm - KitchenIncident ""] Stop subscribing to the Baby Gap catalog? |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:54pm - mOe ""] alright, NOW i'm lost |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:59pm - brian_dc ""] let's start over |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:00pm - KitchenIncident ""] Do it. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:02pm - brian_dc ""] The woman speaks in riddles |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:03pm - KitchenIncident ""] So much for starting over. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:06pm - mOe ""] i'm moe, whats your name |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:08pm - aril ""] larry and curly |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:10pm - KitchenIncident ""] Stephanie. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:11pm - mOe ""] hello stephanie i play drums, do you have any interesting hobbies? |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:14pm - DYA / NLI ""] KitchenIncident said:Stephanie. HAWT. [img] |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:15pm - mOe ""] yea, i definitly had a HUGE crush on stephanie tanner when i was in grade school |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] my name's tom ... wanna get a pizza and fuck? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:17pm - brian_dc ""] oh whoops...I got lunch and meant to add a serious statement. Hi Stephanie. I'm Brian, and I'm not actually a raving lunatic. (this usually works, guys) I also semi-professionally love Moe. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:17pm - KitchenIncident ""] I drive around with my best friend going town to town in the state, taking photographs of the white "Now Entering" signs. We call it Towning. I used to paint and take photos. I stopped. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:19pm - brian_dc ""] btw, Moe You and Meg are sleeping in my bed and I'm taking the couch and that's final I want to bid farewell to my old couch by spending the night with it anyway |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:21pm - KitchenIncident ""] my name's tom ... wanna get a pizza and fuck? You buying? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:21pm - mOe ""] hey brian, no hey kitch...can I call you kitch? Where in the state are you from? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] of course |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:22pm - brian_dc ""] then I'm sleeping on your air mattress with the both of you |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:27pm - Conservationist ""] Air mattress = TX slang for flatulence |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:27pm - KitchenIncident ""] No, you may not. MA. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:27pm - mOe ""] KitchenIncident said:my name's tom ... wanna get a pizza and fuck? You buying? now THAT is how babies should be made |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:29pm - brian_dc ""] Hey Stephanie. Where from in MA. Western,MA? Boston Area? Etc. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:29pm - mOe ""] yea, speak up kitch |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:29pm - KitchenIncident ""] I don't want babies. Ever. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:30pm - KitchenIncident ""] Western MA. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:31pm - brian_dc ""] ah, you're actually out in Moe's territory |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:33pm - mOe ""] wow, that makes two, count em, TWO western MA posters now...sick where in western Ma are ya? I'm in NOHO. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:33pm - mOe ""] wait, i forgot about brandon...that makes three |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:34pm - SacreligionNLI ""] this isn't the first game of tag that i've been excluded from |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RTTP Love Connection Episode #1 |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:35pm - brian_dc ""] hey man...Moe's off the market I'll totally tell on you, dude. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:35pm - KitchenIncident ""] Love NOHO. 40 minutes from Amherst but go to UMass. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:37pm - mOe ""] yea, we lived in amherst for a year but just moved back to NOHO and its awesome do you have myspace or anything? hit me up we're partying all the time |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:37pm - KitchenIncident ""] I'm not pouncing. I just left a relationship. Unpleasant. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:39pm - mOe ""] everyone on this board either knows i have a gf, or knows my gf |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:40pm - KitchenIncident ""] No myspace. Not into that garbage. I work at Old Navy in Hadley. Not too far from you. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] relationships are bullshit anyways |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:41pm - mOe ""] hell nah, our paths will cross soon enough no facebook? or is that "garbage" too? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:41pm - brian_dc ""] Moe's new place is a 10 out of 10. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:43pm - mOe ""] and its even better now with places to sit! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:43pm - KitchenIncident ""] FuckIsMySignature said:relationships are bullshit anyways Agreed. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:44pm - brian_dc ""] it's now 11/10?!?!? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:44pm - KitchenIncident ""] Yes, I have a facebook. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:45pm - mOe ""] YES, 11/10!!!! and full name please for ample facebook stalking |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:45pm - scumfuck ""] KitchenIncident said:my name's tom ... wanna get a pizza and fuck? You buying? HA! he couldn't afford to pay attention, loosah |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] they have 1.50 slices of pizza down the street from me |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:47pm - KitchenIncident ""] scumfuck said: KitchenIncident said:my name's tom ... wanna get a pizza and fuck? You buying? HA! he couldn't afford to pay attention, loosah Hilarity always occurs on RTTP. Ever read the ATTN: Kitchenincident thread? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:47pm - mOe ""] hell, I'D fuck you for a pizza deal THAT good |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:47pm - KitchenIncident ""] FuckIsMySignature said:they have 1.50 slices of pizza down the street from me Ever gone to Niko's in Salem, MA? Such good fucking pizza. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:48pm - scumfuck ""] yea but they suck unless its 2:30 am and you just stumbled out of the bar next door....wait i think i'm going to get some pizza later |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:48pm - SacreligionNLI ""] mOe said:hell, I'D fuck you for a pizza deal THAT good you sir have obviously never gotten an extra large pizza at woosta pizza for $10. it's like, the best pizza deal EVAR! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] mOe said:hell, I'D fuck you for a pizza deal THAT good the better part is that its next to my favorite dank pit bar with a shitty chinese food place on the other side. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:49pm - brian_dc ""] block of awesome! |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:49pm - mOe ""] well, we have Mimmos out here in noho and they have "gourmet" slices for 2.75...wanna eat a delicious slice of pizza the length of your arm for under $3? come to noho |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:50pm - SacreligionNLI ""] FuckIsMySignature said: mOe said:hell, I'D fuck you for a pizza deal THAT good the better part is that its next to my favorite dank pit bar with a shitty chinese food place on the other side. are you really talkin shit about the blarney and park chinese? cmon now, sir...where's your allegiance? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:51pm - SacreligionNLI ""] mOe said:wanna eat a delicious (insert favorite noun) the length of your arm for under $3? come to noho |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:51pm - anonymous ""] is everyone oblivious to the fact that this girl looks like a potato? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:53pm - mOe ""] SacreligionNLI said: mOe said:wanna eat a delicious (insert favorite noun) the length of your arm for under $3? come to noho hahahahaha....dix |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:53pm - SacreligionNLI ""] are you oblivious to the fact that i fuckin love potatoes? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:53pm - mOe ""] BURN |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:53pm - KitchenIncident ""] Very flattering, fuck bag. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:54pm - mOe ""] hey steph, look me up moe watson |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] SacreligionNLI said: FuckIsMySignature said: mOe said:hell, I'D fuck you for a pizza deal THAT good the better part is that its next to my favorite dank pit bar with a shitty chinese food place on the other side. are you really talkin shit about the blarney and park chinese? cmon now, sir...where's your allegiance? no way man thats my hood now. just cause its shitty doesnt mean i aint gonna eat there. luckily they remain open past two in the morning when i cant tell the difference |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:55pm - brian_dc ""] I think your ex found this site. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:55pm - SacreligionNLI ""] would it be too lame to say a line about a "hot potato"? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:56pm - KitchenIncident ""] brian_dc said:I think your ex found this site. My ex introduced me to this site. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:56pm - SacreligionNLI ""] FuckIsMySignature said:no way man thats my hood now. just cause its shitty doesnt mean i aint gonna eat there. luckily they remain open past two in the morning when i cant tell the difference is that where you're living now? location, location, location |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:56pm - mOe ""] wow, out of curiosity i typed the login name in the facebook search engine and her profile came up...its way too easy to find people and then stalk their every move in facebook...i honestly dont know why people prefer it to myspace |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:58pm - KitchenIncident ""] Used to keep in touch with people from high school that I enjoyed. Just never got into the myspace thing I guess. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] SacreligionNLI said: FuckIsMySignature said:no way man thats my hood now. just cause its shitty doesnt mean i aint gonna eat there. luckily they remain open past two in the morning when i cant tell the difference is that where you're living now? location, location, location haha ya its a block over... i love being within stumbling distance from the bar. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:00pm - brian_dc ""] [Aug 14,2008 1:56pm - KitchenIncident] brian_dc said:I think your ex found this site. My ex introduced me to this site. Ah, I see. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:01pm - KitchenIncident ""] Funny how his account just happened to disappear though, huh? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:02pm - SacreligionNLI ""] did he sell out? |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:03pm - anonymous ""] kitchenincident: HAI GUYZ THIS ONE TYME I HAD A BOYFRUND LOL |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:04pm - KitchenIncident ""] No. Things happened. Not appropriate to discuss in a public forum. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:04pm - brian_dc ""] I'm curious who it was. But not enough to bother you. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:05pm - KitchenIncident ""] Please just leave it alone. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:05pm - brian_dc ""] done |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:05pm - SacreligionNLI ""] didn't we already come to the conclusion that it's "anonymous"? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:06pm - KitchenIncident ""] Anonymous is anyone. That is the beauty of it. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:07pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i wouldn't call that beauty |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:08pm - brian_dc ""] I wouldn't call sarcasm a thing |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:10pm - SacreligionNLI ""] nor would i call cynicism a thing. they go hand in hand though, so maybe with their powers combined they can make the leap into the material world. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:10pm - SacreligionNLI ""] captain douchebag! he's our hero! he's gonna take politeness down to zero! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:12pm - brian_dc ""] I pray for the day when all symbolic concepts become sentient and form gigantic power ranger-esque robots and awkwardly act out their defining characterists nihilism might be a bit of a problem |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:12pm - mOe ""] SacreligionNLI said:captain douchebag! he's our hero! he's gonna take politeness down to YEAH-YEAH! *fixed* |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:13pm - brian_dc ""] [Aug 14,2008 2:12pm - mOe] SacreligionNLI said:captain douchebag! he's our hero! he's gonna take politeness down to YEAH-YEAH! *fixed* Sometimes I love you so much it hurts |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:14pm - brian_dc ""] retard me said: blah blah blah....characterists *punches own solar plexus* |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:15pm - SacreligionNLI ""] brian_dc said:I pray for the day when all symbolic concepts become sentient and form gigantic power ranger-esque robots and awkwardly act out their defining characterists nihilism might be a bit of a problem GO NIHILISM BOT! *waits* |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have no idea wtf is going on |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:18pm - SacreligionNLI ""] the only thing i'm missing is the whole "yeah-yeah" joke i'm sure it'd be hilarious if i got it though |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:18pm - brian_dc ""] you keep it simple with your pizza and sex routine we're gonna play with hypothetical robots and big epistemological concepts |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:19pm - brian_dc ""] pretty much only moe and I will get that it's an IRL inside joke |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:22pm - SacreligionNLI ""] IRTTPL inside jokes or gtfo |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i subscribe to the notion that ignorance is bliss |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:25pm - brian_dc ""] he actually did gtfo...won't be back for another hour...work stuff |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:25pm - SacreligionNLI ""] you keep eating your steak tom |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] where is this steak you speak of |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:27pm - SacreligionNLI ""] the matrix |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] oh... i'll just have a tuna sandwich instead then. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:29pm - brian_dc ""] tuna sandwich is also in the matrix |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:29pm - SacreligionNLI ""] who even chooses surf over turf? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the correct answer is tuna steak sandwich |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:32pm - brian_dc ""] tuna steak sandwich is definitely exclusive to the matrix |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sold...matrix it is |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:34pm - SacreligionNLI ""] it has to be the first matrix though. none of that "revolutions" bs |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:35pm - brian_dc ""] SRSLY |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:35pm - SacreligionNLI ""] brian_dc said:SRSLY who are you the chick from flyleaf now? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:37pm - brian_dc ""] nailed it |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:38pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i wonder if she lisps when you nail her. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:42pm - the_reverend ""] I'm minusing 100 scene points from both of you for know who flyleaf is. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dat bitch is hot fo sho |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:46pm - SacreligionNLI ""] the_reverend said:I'm minusing 100 scene points from both of you for know who flyleaf is. so what does that mean for you? all responding to it and such |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:51pm - SacreligionNLI ""] FuckIsMySignature said:dat bitch is hot fo sho [img] if you're into christian crack whores then sure |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:54pm - scumfuck ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i subscribe to the notion that bliss is ignorant fixed. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] scumfuck said: FuckIsMySignature said:i subscribe to the notion that bliss is ignorant fixed. hahaha... funny because its true |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] SacreligionNLI said: FuckIsMySignature said:dat bitch is hot fo sho [img] if you're into christian crack whores then sure why yes... i am |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:58pm - SacreligionNLI ""] she is as greasy as a slice of papa gino's pizza and probably tastes like shamu's blowhole |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:01pm - brian_dc ""] HTTP://WWW.ILOVEDOLPHINS.ORG |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:02pm - SacreligionNLI ""] that url is very misleading |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:03pm - ORGYMFATWORK ""] RichHorror said: KitchenIncident said:Object? Yes, you are an object. RichHorror = Wise truth in comedy |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:04pm - brian_dc ""] [Aug 14,2008 3:02pm - SacreligionNLI ] that url is very misleading Yet at the same time, very, very accurate |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:05pm - SacreligionNLI ""] are you insinuating that i love oceanic mammals? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:07pm - brian_dc ""] you're getting awfully defensive |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:09pm - Conservationist ""] SacreligionNLI said: FuckIsMySignature said:dat bitch is hot fo sho [img] if you're into christian crack whores then sure From Left to Right: Former meth addict Hipster who wants to be different Ho Guy who burned out on acid Racially-ambiguous individual, probably has your hubcaps |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:14pm - ORGYMFATWORK ""] haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i still fail to see the problem here |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:33pm - Mess ""] you call yo friends and i'll call mah frienD and we can be friends |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:33pm - mOe ""] we can do dis every weekend |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:34pm - Yeti ""] and Betty when you call me you can call me Al. |