Dating an Italian girl is fucking awesome![views:4772][posts:29]_____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:39pm - Dave_Maggot ""] we went to dinner tonight with her mom. her mom bought us dinner and then they both gave me their left overs. "eat up boy, mangia mangia!" and they both are great cooks too. if i get fat again guys, i apologize. but jesus christ it tastes amazing! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:41pm - RichHorror ""] YEAH GOOD FOR YOU |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] put marinara sauce on her poon and have a pleasant meal |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:43pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] good luck with the mustache at age 30. and she'll pack on the pounds like a native born in no time hahah. my noni was Eye-talian. I guess she was hot as hell when my grandfather met her but then after birth she become the stereotypical italian woman |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:53pm - Dave_Maggot ""] she's the coolest most down to earth sweetest girl i've ever met. and she can cook awesome. i'll welcome all that. and she loves me even if i have out of control eyebrows and hairy old man ears. so all in all its a sweet deal |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 1:54am - Conservationist ""] Dave_Maggot said:out of control eyebrows and hairy old man ears You may already BE italian. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 18,2008 3:26am - sean ""] y_ddraig_goch said:good luck with the mustache at age 30. and she'll pack on the pounds like a native born in no time hahah. my noni was Eye-talian. I guess she was hot as hell when my grandfather met her but then after birth she become the stereotypical italian woman What is it with Italian and Russian females? Its like something in their genetics only has them be hot while they're young and courting. Have one kid and boom here comes the nose:moe: |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 4:39am - Aegathis ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 6:41am - the_reverend ""] Dave_Maggot said: if i get fatGet fat? but that is the least of your worries. wait til you fight. heaven help you. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 8:17am - corpus_colostomy ""] this reminds me of a thread not so long ago. everyone knows dating a guinnea broad is a dicey proposition. all can say, is that its important to map out how much guinea she has in her.. any more than 50% and you are playing with some beautiful but VERY unstable elements. moreover: the more southern italian, the worse off you are... quick math: young italian girl (great cook / amazing sex) + 10 years later = strega nona. en boca del lupo dave! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 8:19am - the_reverend ""] ahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 8:21am - succubus ""] 1. those of u who said genetics only hot while young shows you have no clue what you are talking about. Oh wait you mean Americans...ok got it. Ask aaron who has met a lot of my relatives. REAL Italians BORN in Italy. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 8:59am - corpus_colostomy ""] SEE GUYZ SHESSSS CRAZZZZY! lol |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 9:04am - largefreakatzero ""] Welcome to the family. Now you can never leave. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 9:12am - corpus_nli ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 9:26am - the_reverend ""] one of the best movies ever. I can't wait until they redo it with CGI. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2008 10:10am - Mess ""] she's got a mustache |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 10:19am - succubus ""] i think aaron's comment about "wait till you fight" haha so i have a temper...and no i don't blackout when i lose my temper. oh and i'm not from southern italy. if you want negative stereotypes i can give you accurate ones but i won't bother right now. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 10:50am - Dave_Maggot ""] two months in, i just havent done anything to piss her off yet. and if i have, i go into cute mode right after. cuz i'm fucking adorable. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 10:57am - ellesarusrex ""] corpus_colostomy said: moreover: the more southern italian, the worse off you are... so you're screwed... eh? or you're just used to it.. immunity. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 11:12am - Conservationist ""] succubus said:1. those of u who said genetics only hot while young shows you have no clue what you are talking about. Oh wait you mean Americans...ok got it. Ask aaron who has met a lot of my relatives. REAL Italians BORN in Italy. Wops can be fascinating: http://forum.stirpes.net/genetics-human-mi...etic-history-population-sicily.html Remember, even 1% Arab can go a long way toward darker skin, bigger noses and a tendency to get fat like Mexican girls after age 21. But this doesn't apply to all. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 11:51am - the_reverend ""] where is robin and his2-handed bj comments? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 12:46pm - succubus ""] sicilian =! italian |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 12:48pm - SacreligionNLI ""] italians ftw i'm literally the most southern italian you can get ;) |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 12:52pm - SacreligionNLI ""] let me rephrase, the most southern mainland italian you can be. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 12:53pm - Conservationist ""] succubus said:sicilian =! italian Southern Italian != Northern Italian Though last time I was there, there were people who literally looked like Mexicans. I talked to them in Spanish, but their language was Italian. Did see encouraging LEGA NORD graffitti however! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 12:57pm - corpus_nli ""] my brother lived in rome for a few years. even in roma, when i used to visit and rave culture n shit at the bars, pick peoples brains etc....because im mostly sicilian, they said i was only half italian, and asserted that i was mostly 'nig and arab.' lol. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 18,2008 1:04pm - pam ""] I'd just like to state that I'd still do Carina if she were fat and had a stache.. Just sayin' |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 5:55pm - SacreligionNLI ""] pam said:I'd just like to state that I'd still do Carina if she were fat and had a stache.. Just sayin' return to the pussy |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 6:17pm - Conservationist ""] corpus_nli said:because im mostly sicilian, they said i was only half italian, and asserted that i was mostly 'nig and arab.' Genetic evidence supports the latter, not the former. |