anyone here who used to go into aol's "Unholy Metal" chatroom?
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[Sep 16,2008 4:13pm - orgymf@work ""]
remember MTLLEGION (also known as) conrad???
MTLLEGION: YOUR FREQUENTLY OCCURING TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS ARE A SIGN OF FAT FINGERS
MTLLEGION: YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS THAT OF A POOR FLOOR-MOPPING HISPANIC
MTLLEGION: YOU HAVE SHORT FROSTED HAIR AND CRY WHEN YOU WATCH "AMISTAD"
MTLLEGION: YOU'RE UNMETAL AND HAVE THE OPINION OF TITJUICE
MTLLEGION: OOGAH BOOGAH
[Sep 16,2008 4:19pm - orgymf@work ""]
MTLLEGION: BANDS THAT PLAY GAY ANAL RAPED HIP HOP ARE NOT METAL
[Sep 16,2008 4:20pm - orgymf@work ""]
I KNOW NO SUCH GAYNESS SPIC WHORE
[Sep 16,2008 4:21pm - orgymf@work ""]
MTLLEGION: I INFORMED GODSSLUT THAT IT IS A TWATFACED KOREAN
[Sep 16,2008 4:21pm - orgymf@work ""]
MTLLEGION: I KNOW NO AIDS YOU PANDA-FUCKING GOOK
[Sep 16,2008 4:23pm - orgymf@work ""]
MTLLEGION: NO ONE WANTS YOUR CELLULITE COVERED BLOODY ASSHOLED SHIELDING FAT BAGS AROUND THEM
[Sep 16,2008 4:24pm - orgymf@work ""]
i keep finding more....i can't stop!!!
MTLLEGION: GERMANS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR OUTRIGHT BRUTAL WARFARE AND BEER
[Sep 16,2008 4:26pm - orgymf@work ""]
MTLLEGION: THORRS HAMMER SUCKS ONLY GOOD THING IS TO RAPE THE SINGER
MTLLEGION: ANY MEXICAN WITH AN EPIPHONE CAN PLAY GOREGRIND
i have mixed feelings on these two....since i love Thorr's Hammer.... and a lot of goregrind
[Sep 16,2008 4:26pm - ouchdrummer ""]
these are actual quotes? crushing.
[Sep 16,2008 4:26pm - orgymf@work ""]
Eric Likes Bacon: conrad, am i worthy of Angel Corpse?
MTLLEGION: NO
MTLLEGION: YOU ARE WORTHY ONLY OF AN ONCOMING FREIGHT TRAIN GO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY
[Sep 16,2008 4:29pm - orgymf@work ""]
ouchdrummer said:these are actual quotes? crushing.
yeah this dude (no one ....as far as know....knows who he really is) created this online "charachter" named "Conrad Mengele"
he would go into the aol chat "Unholy Metal"
and any yahoo chat about metal that he could find, and just say the most awful shit to everyone in the room.
very musically elitist as well.
fucking hysterical. everyone i know who remembers it will laugh hysterically just at a mention of his screen name
[Sep 16,2008 4:30pm - contagion ""]
viscious
[Sep 16,2008 6:01pm - oscarct ""]
people still use aol chat rooms?
[Sep 16,2008 6:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I remember that shit. It was always Wayne, some black guy from God Forbid, and some whores in that room.
[Sep 16,2008 7:22pm - DIIIIIIIIICK ""]
dude I remember that homo. Man that was a long time ago now. No one even tried to talk about bands they liked. Everyone just bashed each other either because their metal wasnt cult or black enough. Amazing, that dirt hole chat room makes the RTTP board look like kindergarden.
Burning witch kills thorrs hammer
[Sep 16,2008 10:33pm - Uh ""]
all I remember conrad saying was
MTLLEGION: INGRATE
which never really made any sense.
I always thought he was just a character of that guy NecroVomit666 or whatever bullshit screen name he had. I think i found his geocities website like 5 years ago about it.
[Sep 16,2008 10:34pm - Uh ""]
he was the ultimate spelling/grammar nazi though :NEWHORNS:
[Sep 17,2008 7:40am - Mikeofdecrepitude ""]
Unholy Metal ist kvlt.
One of the best Conrad quotes was something to the effect of "YOU'RE LIKE A STRUGGLING INFANT IMMIGRANT TRYING TO COOK RAT SOUP OVER A SEWER DRAIN."
I remember he called me a poseur once because I said Tapping the Vein was my favorite Sodom album, and then says that album "KILLS".
[Sep 17,2008 8:42am - aril ""]
I used to go to the Pagan AOL room, the ANT (antagonists, inc.) room, and IRC metal rooms.
[Sep 17,2008 8:57am - orgymf@work ""]
oscar - no....this is shit from like 99-02 (at least that's the time frame i remember using that room and laughing at conrad quotes)
M.S.D. - yeah, pretty much, i used to go in there just to laugh at conrad.
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick - homo? are you serious? you don't think conrad was hysterical?!?!?!?!?!
and as far as i'm concerned
Burning Witch =noisey doom/sludge
Thorr's Hammer = slow death metal style sludge
both equally amazing.
UH - was it necrovomit????? i never had a clue who was really behind it, but i always wanted to know!
mike - THAT WAS MY FAV CONRAD QUOTE!!!!!! i only didn't post it, because i couldn't find it, and i didn't want to misquote him.
[Sep 17,2008 9:01am - largefreakatzero ""]
orgymf@work said:
MTLLEGION: ANY MEXICAN WITH AN EPIPHONE CAN PLAY GOREGRIND
Hahaha
[Sep 17,2008 10:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
This Conrad fellow sounds like the equivilent to Thurber from the Relapse board.
[Sep 18,2008 7:50am - Yeti ""]
hahahaha oh man i remember going into this chatroom. the only name i remember is "Sepulchral Dirge" because i ended up stealing it as a lyric.
[Sep 18,2008 7:53am - Mikeofdecrepitude ""]
Yeti said:hahahaha oh man i remember going into this chatroom. the only name i remember is "Sepulchral Dirge" because i ended up stealing it as a lyric.
Haha, that kid Dario? He got stomped out a few years back. I think he's now hiding from the world.
[Sep 18,2008 9:53am - orgymf@work ""]
i remember Dario....he used to get pissed off at me for making fun of KMFDM
[Oct 8,2008 1:00am - Teknicoloroshin ""]
I remember the infamous "Conrad" I was an old Prodigy Classic user who switched over to AOL/UnHoly metal when the P* rooms became vacant
some of my sn's over the years include:
FatalPassion
MercuryXTC
XXSkyFyre
Teknicoloroshin
[Oct 8,2008 2:13am - Samantha ""]
I used to use that chat room back in the late 90s. I can't believe it still exists. Sometimes, it was funny when the psycho Christians came in and started arguing about Jesus.
[Oct 8,2008 2:51am - Conservationist ""]
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[Nov 28,2008 12:53pm - awesome! ""]
It's awesome to see my screen name (eric likes bacon) posted regarding Conrad. I used to frequent the aol metal rooms a lot in HS...Demolitionhammer, Sepulchraldirge, conrad, Mark from jag panzer, metalfilm...wow these names just came back to me. I remember that Wayne dude too...think his sn was Alvefard. I was on his mp3 mailing list. Awesome thread.
[Nov 28,2008 2:47pm - orgymf@work ""]
hah, yeah, i hang out with Josh (Demolitionhammer).... good kid.
that room was also how i met Wayne (Alvefard).....so i might never have ended up in Scum Bitch were it not for that chat room.
but Conrad is - without any doubt - the best thing in the history of pointless aol chats
[Nov 28,2008 7:50pm - guy ""]
[QUOTE="YOU'RE LIKE A STRUGGLING INFANT IMMIGRANT TRYING TO COOK RAT SOUP OVER A SEWER DRAIN."
MEGALOLZ!!
[Nov 28,2008 7:54pm - the_reverend ""]
sort of makes me wish I got gay with aol.
just kidding.
[Dec 2,2008 1:18pm - orgymf@work ""]
guy said:[QUOTE="YOU'RE LIKE A STRUGGLING INFANT IMMIGRANT TRYING TO COOK RAT SOUP OVER A SEWER DRAIN."
MEGALOLZ!!
yeah, that was one my favorites, hah
[Dec 2,2008 2:01pm - xmikex ""]
My favorite AOL chat rooms were:
- Any KISS fan room because KISS was then, and is now the stupidest thing in the world to me.
- Parenting advice rooms which usually went something like this
Me: I need some parenting advice quick!
Somebody: Okay, NailbombR00lz (or whatever retarded screen name my 13 year old brain could come up with), what can we help you with?
Me: I LOCKED MY BABY IN THE CAR WITH THE KEYS!!!
Somebody: Oh my God! Where is your car right now??
Me: AT THE BOTTOM OF DORCHESTER BAY! OHHH MY POOR BABY PLZ HELP!!!
[Dec 2,2008 6:45pm - elle oh my sore ass ""]
i used to go in the aoll emo chat room and dave maggot did too
[Dec 3,2008 7:30pm - i_am_lazy ""]
aril said:I used to go to the Pagan AOL room, the ANT (antagonists, inc.) room, and IRC metal rooms.
Oh yeah, I completely fucking forgot about ANT. I was a mod in the War Room chat for a while. Laid down the banhammer many a time.
[Dec 3,2008 7:32pm - i_am_lazy ""]
I think I went into Unholy Metal, too, every once in a while. MTLLEGION does sound familiar. Usually just went to either ANT's chat or Guitar Players. Haven't had AOL in an eternity, though.
[Dec 3,2008 7:35pm - Hoser ""]
xmikex said:My favorite AOL chat rooms were:
- Any KISS fan room because KISS was then, and is now the stupidest thing in the world to me.
- Parenting advice rooms which usually went something like this
Me: I need some parenting advice quick!
Somebody: Okay, NailbombR00lz (or whatever retarded screen name my 13 year old brain could come up with), what can we help you with?
Me: I LOCKED MY BABY IN THE CAR WITH THE KEYS!!!
Somebody: Oh my God! Where is your car right now??
Me: AT THE BOTTOM OF DORCHESTER BAY! OHHH MY POOR BABY PLZ HELP!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha
[Dec 8,2008 4:31am - Metal Dave ""]
I remember the Unholy Metal chatroom, christ that was years ago now. My fave Conrad quote was:
THIS ROOM IS TRENDY AS WELL YOU KOREAN FUCKFIST
[Dec 8,2008 9:33am - orgymf@work ""]
Metal%20Dave said:
THIS ROOM IS TRENDY AS WELL YOU KOREAN FUCKFIST
hahahaha!!!
so good
[Dec 8,2008 10:04am - arilliusbm ""]
haha, finally, someone else that was in ANT.
I remember the ANT room when GTA1 cameout; everyone was shitting themselves saying it was the best game of all time.
[Dec 17,2008 12:21am - CONRAD ""]
GAYNESS
[Dec 17,2008 3:22am - i_am_lazy ""]
arilliusbm said:haha, finally, someone else that was in ANT.
I remember the ANT room when GTA1 cameout; everyone was shitting themselves saying it was the best game of all time.
I remember that. I'm trying to remember the regulars there...I know there was Cowclops, who randomly flipped out and spammed the chat, had to ban him if I remember right...Kifinatic or something like that who supposedly got in legal trouble because Cowclops emailed him some child porn, FFVIIDevil, who was supposedly a girl...EvilAgent3...CryoStatic, who was gay if I remember right...trying to remember other people that went to that chat (My screenname was GameCrazy1 at the time. C'mon, I was 12.) There were about a billion people with ANT in front of their screennames that I can't for the life of me remember.
[Dec 17,2008 7:46am - MikeofDecrepitude ""]
CONRAD said:GAYNESS
EXPLAIN THIS "GAYNESS" THEORY OF YOURS
[Dec 17,2008 2:49pm - orgymf@work ""]
hahahahaha!!!!
[Dec 18,2008 1:25am - CONRAD ""]
TOO COMPLEX?
[Dec 18,2008 7:45am - MikeofDecrepitude ""]
NONE
[Jan 16,2009 12:11am - CONRAD ""]
I WIN
[Jun 3,2009 2:43am - MTLLEGION ""]
NO
EXPLAIN
[Feb 5,2010 2:47pm - exiied ""]
Holy shit! Old School!
I remember that jackass Conrad!
I have a bunch of his quotes saved on one of my old ass computers. That guy was a riot.
I met some cool people in that room.
I remember Anne (SN was queen something), Wayne (FUCK YEA SCUM BITCH!) I even hung out with Eric (can't remember his SN, but he was part of the Arizona crowd)
[Feb 5,2010 4:49pm - Conservationist ""]
Where is Conrad now?
http://www.gnaa.us/
[Feb 8,2010 11:32pm - CONRAD ""]
?
[Feb 8,2010 11:33pm - Conservationist ""]
Wish he'd run on a Ledney for President ticket.
[Feb 9,2010 1:51am - JN ""]
Absolutely hysterical...The Death/Black Metal bulletin boards we're a trip too.
[Feb 9,2010 1:52am - Conservationist ""]
Don't forget the Metal AE... like an early version
[Feb 9,2010 4:27am - slarmageddon ""]
hahaha i remember that dude always giving shit to some faggy dude named "lunarxaurora" or some shit "YOU KNOW NO METAL" hahahahahah
[Feb 9,2010 8:23am - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
LunarxAurora was a chick; I believe her name was Anne. She was actually really nice and liked a lot of good black metal.
[Feb 9,2010 8:47am - arilliusbm ""]
I used to venture in there here and there. I was more into punting/fateXing people in the Boston rooms, and posting in ANT Inc, or the Pagan chatrooms. Looks like I should have got to known Conrad better.
[Feb 9,2010 8:49am - arilliusbm ""]
..looks like I already posted that in here. Haha, oh well.
[Feb 9,2010 8:55am - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
If it wasn't for Conrad, the usage of "fail" on the internet would have never been so rampant.
[Feb 9,2010 8:57am - arilliusbm ""]
Mallcore as well? ;)
[Feb 10,2010 9:54pm - CONRAD ""]
NO "MALLCORE" HERE DOUCHE
I SPLIT YOUR MOTHER WITH MY HORSE COCK
[Feb 10,2010 11:31pm - J.O. Buddy ""]
MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO TO 4CHAN
AFTER A HARD DAY OF POSTING TITS TO AUSTRALIA
YOU CAN FIND A GAY LOVER WHO LIKES OPETH
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[Feb 11,2010 7:25pm - CONRAD ""]
WHAT INANE GIBBERISH IS THIS?
YOU ARE CLEARLY STILL TOO OVERCOME WITH BLISS FROM YOUR LAST BACK ALLEY HOMELESS BUKKAKE SESSION TO FORM A COHESIVE SENTENCE
OPETH WERE DRINKING LATTES AND READING CHARLES DICKENS IN TURKISH BATH HOUSES WHILE VENOM WERE REHEARSING AND BLASPHEMING IN AN ABANDONED CHURCH
[Feb 12,2010 12:31am - J.O. Buddy ""]
NO MAN CAN PLEASURE YOU LIKE AN OPETH MAN
WHICH IS CLEARLY WHY
ORCHID IS HIDING IN YOUR VENOM LP SLEEVE
WTF NILLA
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[Feb 12,2010 12:37am - CONRAD ""]
KILL YOURSELF
[Nov 23,2012 9:57pm - CryoStatic, bitch ""]
Years later, CryoStatic gets drunk and googles memories of the mid-90s, like FFVIIDevil and finds his name mentioned. Amazing.
[Nov 18,2017 9:20pm - CONRAD ""]
STILL EXISTING YOU PRIMITIVE FUCKRAGS?
[Nov 21,2017 4:22pm - what is this ""]
Years later CONRAD bumps the only thread he was only relevant in...GETAIDS FRIEND AND ALSO suck 3 dicks while being double pumped in your asshole. Don't worry the dicks penetrating your shitter are not BBC but LWDs (little white dicks) because I know you had enough BBCs in jail when you went there for spreading your aids to homeless mothers who in return birthed aids babies.
In summerization: AIDS FUCKHOLE SHIT DICK CUNT FUCKER