Anyone ever make their own salsa and/or Hotsauce!!??[views:4901][posts:22]______________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 7:45pm - SkinSandwich ""] I am looking to throw down on both this weekend. Any of you ever indulge in making your own shit? I hate hot sauce that has way to much vinegar in it. A little bit of vinegar obviously, but the shit is overkill with moast I have tried. That RedHot sauce is some bunk shit. I picked up four bottles of Grace hot pepper sauce made in Jamaica, and the shit is perfect. Does not taste like a spicy fucking pickles and has just the right heat kick to it. I want to make my own though as well as some salsa. Any tips? What says you all? [img] |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2008 7:51pm - Hoser ""] I love Cholula hot sauce. I also love Frank's red hot....but if you want to actually die...try Dave's Insanity Sauce. It has actually been proven to KILL mice in laboratory tests. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 7:56pm - SkinSandwich ""] Ha, fuck them damned mice anyways. I disagree with Franks red hot sauce though man. Mass produced bunk shit with WAY to much vinegar in it. The Cholula hot sauce is pretty good I must say though. A bit O' vinegar, but it sits well. I had that shit a few weeks ago. Doused my burgers in that shit. Good times! BTW, I like hot sauce that is made right. I like to be scorched, but it has to have some damned taste to it, and not just blatant heat to try and out do everyone else. Not just straight out anal corrosion. You need to try that Grace's hot pepper sauce mang!:nuke::nuke: |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2008 7:59pm - Hoser ""] I like the Franks because it makes great wings. AND it's fuckin' cheap. Seriously...buy some Dave's Insanity Sauce, and when a friend passes out drunk somewhere...dip your finger in it and spread it across his lips...the RUN LIKE HELL. He'll be up swinging in NO time...then laugh while he's running his face under the faucet at your sink. HAHAHAHHAAHA.....Good times....I actually did this...and it happened JUST LIKE THAT. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:03pm - SkinSandwich ""] Haha, that's awesome. I did something similar to my ex the night right before I dumped her dumb ass. I put the shit in her coffee. It was good to see her burn, puke and freak out. She sucked, and not in the good way. The shit I used on her was pretty lethal shit too. I will try to remember the name and get back to you. Nuclear something I think? |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:18pm - Pires ""] dave's sauce is so hot. not good hot either. i remember making wings with just that. trying to be a tough guy. man that was stupid! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:21pm - DrewBlood ""] i've made my own salsa before, its a lot of fun and usually it tastes a whole lot better than what you get in a jar. basically, all you need is tomatoes, tomatillos, onions, fresh cilantro, and as many cayenne peppers as you want. make sure to dice everything, get rid of the tomato skins, and let everything just stew together in your fridge for about a day before you serve. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:29pm - Hoser ""] Good shit, man. I haven't tried to make my own but I'd love to. Dave's is just retarded, but makes a great joke...the shit WILL kill most living creatures, but man, it's awesome if you have a tough guy friend. The sauce on the lips trick is easy, and fun but potentially dangerous as they WILL swing when they feel their very life drain from their lips. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:30pm - dertoxia ""] My dad used to make this meat sauce for like burgers and dogs. Kinda like a chili but without the beans and vegetables and stuff. He tried to put daves insanity sauce in it a couple times and it was always just way too damn hot and we would have to either throw it out or make like 4 more plain batches to get it diluted right. Then one time he decided to try something else. He took a toothpick and dipped it about a half inch into the daves insanity and then stirred it into the sauce. Shit was still hot as fuck but came out perfect. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:40pm - slymo ""] i used to make salsa for wholefoods. sounds pretty gay but it was an awesome job really. all the free fresh salsa and guacamole i could eat. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:45pm - sxealex ""] im hungry for spicy food now |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:46pm - SkinSandwich ""] WHAT THE FUCK!!! Dave's Limited Edition Holiday Reserve 2006 hot sauce??? $350.00 a bottle!!! of course this was two years ago, and they need to update their fucking site, but $350.00 for 3.5 oz's!? HA! what an asshole. http://www.hotsauce.com/Dave-s-Gourmet-Ins...82?gclid=CITi3NLa9ZUCFQ-SHgodHDIpjg |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:49pm - SkinSandwich ""] Yeah NUGGA! [img] |
| _________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:51pm - sxealex ""] its 14 million scoville units. there is a 30dollar hot sauce with 900,000 scoville... I bet it just burns a hole in your tongue |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:51pm - Hoser ""] SkinSandwich said:WHAT THE FUCK!!! Dave's Limited Edition Holiday Reserve 2006 hot sauce??? $350.00 a bottle!!! of course this was two years ago, and they need to update their fucking site, but $350.00 for 3.5 oz's!? HA! what an asshole. http://www.hotsauce.com/Dave-s-Gourmet-Insanity-Hot-Sauces-s/103.htm&click=2682?gclid=CITi3NLa9ZUCFQ-SHgodHDIpjg Told ya man....that shit is NOOOOOOOO joke. I still have some here...and a jar of Dave's Insanity Salsa....shit is ridiculous. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:55pm - sxealex ""] http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-2005-Holid...erve-p/misc-blairs-2005-holiday.htm |
| _________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:56pm - sxealex ""] http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-2am-3am-4a...-p/misc-blairs-full-reserve-set.htm |
| _________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:56pm - sxealex ""] $2200!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 8:59pm - The Revealer ""] I used to make the hot sauce at On the Border Mexican restaurant. About 25 gallons of it at a time. I still have the manual buried at the back of my closet. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2008 9:33pm - SkinSandwich ""] The%20Revealer said:I used to make the hot sauce at On the Border Mexican restaurant. About 25 gallons of it at a time. I still have the manual buried at the back of my closet. I'll buy it off you for $5! Hook a nig up! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 22,2008 8:33pm - too much ""] i got 2 bottels off 2006 holiday and it's great but need too get rid of it |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 22,2008 9:56pm - The_Revealer ""] SkinSandwich said: I'll buy it off you for $5! Hook a nig up! It might take a bit to find it, but yeah, I'll post it here when I do. |
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