The internet just told me to have sex with Mark Richards.[views:2482][posts:24]_____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 11:23am - RichHorror ""] I was just posting something elsewhere and the captcha message was 'richards touch'. |
_________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 11:26am - DestroyYouAlot ""] THE MACHINE KNOWS, DWIGHT. |
______________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 11:32am - markfuckingrichards ""] The internet and I are not on speaking terms after this little stunt. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 11:51am - largefreakatzero ""] You should always listen to the internet. |
______________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 12:26pm - markfuckingrichards ""] :( |
_______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 12:39pm - Yeti ""] a lawn gnome told me that Mark Richards' soul is made out of peanut butter. |
_____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 1:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] My soul must be fucking delicious. |
_____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 1:17pm - sacreligion ""] mmmm...sacrelicious |
_____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 1:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I really hope no one with a penis tries to eat me and/or have sex with me. |
_______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 1:46pm - timma ""] Well, you can't have everything you want in life Mr. Richards. |
_____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Lately I've come to realize that. But one thing is for sure...anyone with a penis that tries to have sex with me will no longer have a penis following the attempt. |
_______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:26pm - timma ""] I'd say that is a valid claim. On a completely unrelated note, what're Kyrlon shirts running for these days? |
______________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:27pm - orgymf@work ""] rape is a beautiful thing, but the victim should always be female, underage, and the type who cries alot (let's face it, tears on the cheek of a pretty face = sexy) |
_______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:29pm - timma ""] don't forget smeared eye makeup and snot runnage. |
______________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:39pm - orgymf@work ""] man i am gettin turned on....i'm gonna have to beat off in traffic on the way home today |
_____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] timma said:I'd say that is a valid claim. On a completely unrelated note, what're Kyrlon shirts running for these days? $10 my good man, but for you a kiss on the forehead will suffice. TEE HEE. |
______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 3:22pm - Yeti ""] speaking of Krylon shirts, i got mine, pretty badass. thanks. |
_______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 3:26pm - timma ""] You wash it yet Yeti? Everytime I buy a shirt it shrinks like a motherfucker so I'm thinkin I might need a size bigger |
______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 3:26pm - Yeti ""] no its printed on Fruit of the Loom so i'm not concerned. Mark Richards is no hack. |
____________________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 3:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] LISA NEEDS BRACES |
_____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 3:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Glad you like it Yeti! They're going like hotcakes...made out of spray paint. DENTAL PLAN? |
__________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 7:11pm - Dankill ""] THE INTERNET SAYS A LOT OF THINGS |
______________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 9:26pm - the_reverend ""] "The internet just told me to have sex with Mark Richards [again]" |
____________________________________ [Oct 11,2008 2:17am - handinjury ""] Mark told me tonight that there will be no male on male action w/ him involved. |
____________________________________ [Oct 11,2008 2:20am - RichHorror ""] I still have a penis so Mark is full of shit. |