A Question For The Ladies[views:2828][posts:42]_____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 1:48pm - Dave_Maggot ""] Why can't you just share my unconditional love for Die Hard? why?? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 1:49pm - sacreligion ""] thread of the century |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 1:50pm - orgymf@work ""] word |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 1:51pm - sacreligion ""] i believe the correct answer was: "women are like robots...cold, calculating machines that are incapable of love" |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] asking a girl to watch the die hard movies, is like asking them to place an electric eel in their vaginas. it's a lose lose situation, and you get the same reaction. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:00pm - brian_dc ""] either way she's getting raped, amirite? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:01pm - sacreligion ""] i totally thought you said "erection" at first new idea for a 'posted song? electric eel erection? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:02pm - Dave_Maggot ""] ha! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:05pm - Dave_Maggot ""] ladies aint got no love for McClane i can sense them all reading this and not posting too. ladies aint got no love for Dave Maggot!!! i see you!! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:07pm - timma ""] How can you hate on McClain?! Maybe it's because they're afraid to see how grossly inadequate we all are compared to him. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:10pm - sacreligion ""] it's because he was barefoot in the first one. women only care about shoes. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:18pm - pam ""] Dave_Maggot said:Why can't you just share my unconditional love for Die Hard? why?? I LOVE Die Hard, LOVE. John McClane FTW. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Tim and Sac both have excellent points. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:19pm - timma ""] timma said:How can you hate on McClain?! Maybe it's because they're afraid to see how grossly inadequate we all are compared to him. McClane* Sorry, I've got some retard presidential candidate on the mind. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:19pm - pam ""] sacreligion said:it's because he was barefoot in the first one. women only care about shoes. Walking barefoot over glass > shoes |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:22pm - Dave_Maggot ""] pam and me were siamese twins separated at birth |
| _____________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:24pm - pam ""] I just happen to have taste. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:26pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i know |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:29pm - the_reverend ""] I have never watched a die hard or james bond movie. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:30pm - orgymf@work ""] the_reverend said:I have never watched a die hard or james bond movie. wow |
| _______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:33pm - timma ""] I feel embarrassed and ashamed for you Rev. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] So, Aaron, what's it like having a mangina? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:46pm - brian_dc ""] can you describe what it feels like to have the female orgasm? is it bullshit, like we've always suspected? |
| _____________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:50pm - pam ""] Aaron, can I snag a tampon? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:50pm - brian_dc ""] hey, Aaron. You're gay. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 2:50pm - timma ""] lolz, nice one. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 3:26pm - Yeti ""] even by accident you've had to have seen a Bond movie. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 10,2008 3:31pm - timma ""] "Bond" and "Bondage" are not the same thing, by the way... |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 3:49pm - the_reverend ""] I have accidentally seen some of the die hard movie parts, but I change the channel when bond movies are on. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 4:15pm - succubus ""] Die hard is an awesome movie...I've posted it before my my lil rev aaron has yet to see MANY classics ... I showed him Scarface jsut last week.... |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 4:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""] dude, scarface, last week? didnt you at least have HBO as a child rev? i saw that when i was 5 |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 5:18pm - ouchdrummer ""] I don't think your gay rev, but your are missing out on a piece of classic american cinema. Die Hard (original) was an extremely entertaining movie. Plenty of "Evil Dead-esque" one liners, and some satisfyingly over the top action. At LEAST see #1. How about goodfellas? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 7:10pm - Dankill ""] Dave, many 'ginas just have no taste in cinematic brilliance. If anything, accept this silver lining as a way to test them and find your true love. When you do, you'll both be able to say YIPPIE-KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 11,2008 3:36am - Dave_Maggot ""] one day i'll get my girlfriend to love die hard. . .one day |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 11,2008 10:18am - grizloch ""] my girl likes die hard at least as much as I do, which is saying something |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 11:55am - candygirl ""] I'm a girl and I would much rather watch an action and or horor movie than some gay romantic comedy. Explosions and gun fights and bodies getting dismembered is sooooo much better. I have NEVER made my boyfriend watch a movie that we didn't both want to see. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 11:58am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] everybody posting in this thread is stupid. Don't bother watching die hard movies, they're formulaic and retarded. As for bond, well, the gist of every movie is this: This guy is cooler than you, the end. Now robocop, that's a fucking movie. Conan the barbarian, there's a classic. But Die Hard, the world can do without. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 11:58am - SexyTime ""] They can. Im so much more of a guy than a girl. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:00pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] My mangina is longer than your dick. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If you can't appreciate the senseless violence and destruction of Die Hard movies, you are not truly a man, DFTG. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:12pm - the_reverend ""] __________________________________________ [Oct 10,2008 4:28pm - Dave_Maggot] dude, scarface, last week? didnt you at least have HBO as a child rev? i saw that when i was 5 I didn't even have a colored TV until 10 or basic cable until 17. never had cable. sorry, we were all born with a silverspoon in our mouth. I do remember that time you and the ricker, ricky schroder had a friggin robot and ricky walked out o a field of lasers. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If it makes you feel any better, I still haven't seen Scarface yet either, and I've never had cable. But I've still watched Die Hard so that's my saving grace, haha. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 5:25pm - Dave_Maggot ""] dont forget a mini choo-choo train that went through my house |