a drunken dave maggot homework assignment![views:2142][posts:20]______________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:09am - Dave_Maggot ""] i'm drunk but im going to bed. i have a homework assignment for you rttp. i want you all to write me original haikus, poems, or stories. i want to come back here tomorrow and read them all. and contently sigh like a happy teacher. so do this for me. ok good night people and good luck. -Mr. Maggot |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:22am - dertoxia ""] I ran out of ice, Someone needs to get me more, That would be awesome. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:48am - the_reverend ""] zeez google goggles zey do nozing |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 2:50am - scumfuck ""] maggot is a nilla fuck so that may be the case rape always means fun... |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 2:50am - scumfuck ""] i don't even know you man, thats my best attempt, sorry |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 3:39am - grizloch ""] roses are red, violets are blue, boogedy boogedy boogedy boo ART! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 12,2008 11:06am - Mess ""] quit school |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 11:12am - sideways (vagina) ""] i found a haiku generator for you so we dont have to do any of your dirty work: http://www.everypoet.com/haiku/default.htm |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] David...ye Maggot Ride my white horse painted brown Into the sunset |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:24pm - archaeon ""] NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 12:55pm - sacreligion ""] floating asteroid need to buy some school supplies you're sulking in it |
| ______________________________ [Oct 12,2008 2:08pm - Lamp ""] Why do I bother Waking up in the morning To do the same shit |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 4:28pm - grizloch ""] To land on a cock: -Fellate dinosaur babies -Pussy lips are low |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 5:27pm - Dave_Maggot ""] the best thing about this, is i forgot i made this thread. but i shall sit here, drink my candy corn soda and read these. yay. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 5:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""] these are amazing. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 13,2008 12:59am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] grizloch said:To land on a cock: -Fellate dinosaur babies -Pussy lips are low HAHAHAHAHA, this is why I like you, Grizzy. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 13,2008 11:54am - timma ""] Candy corn soda, eh? Sounds sucroseriffic. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 13,2008 11:59am - Conservationist ""] Intelligence burns As the television blares They will be voting Fisting Baby Christ Fulfills a suppressed desire Sodomize the weak |
| _______________________________ [Oct 13,2008 12:43pm - Yeti ""] smell the burning flesh taste the tangy sulfur air volcano season |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 13,2008 12:49pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Handjobs for orphans Ignorance running rampant Cuz Stone Cold said so... |
| _______________________________ [Oct 13,2008 12:53pm - Yeti ""] enter the kingdom of the peanut butter soul creamy or crunchy? |