Remember:[views:2176][posts:46]_____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 10:30am - RichHorror ""] Hire the handicapped, but don't let them take your rectal temperature. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 10:44am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] remember: Tortured Narcotic Frankenstein |
| _______________________________ [Oct 14,2008 10:47am - Yeti ""] remember: you don't win friends with salad |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 10:49am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] remember: watch out for plagues of locusts |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 10:50am - Josh_Martin ""] Join the book club. Join the book club today and you get these fabulous titles absolutley free: Trotting Across Zaire Why Hawaii and Norway aren't Near Each Other How to Kill a Mouse With An Oboe Cooking With Heat A List of Ten Dead People No One Remembers I Gave Up and Stopped Trying and It Worked |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 10:51am - RichHorror ""] Exactly. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 10:56am - Josh_Martin ""] I got into an arguement this moring with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard them say "snap, crackle, fuck him" |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 11:01am - Josh_Martin ""] It's time to play Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag! That's right, our three contestants will try to guess if this man is an asshole, a jackoff, or a scumbag. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 11:02am - Josh_Martin ""] "....My youngest son, D'Artagnon, a designer of custom belt loops......." |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 11:26am - Josh_Martin ""] Didja ever notice how most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 11:27am - Josh_Martin ""] Not a lot of fucking goes on on Thanksgiving. I think its because all the coats are on the bed. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 11:46am - Martins ""] why are you saying that |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 11:48am - Josh_Martin ""] When people leave you alone in a room with a desk in it, do you go through the drawers? I do. There's always 4 cents in the tray. Fuck 'em, I take it. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 12:52pm - ouchdrummer ""] ....but dad did have some good rules. Like Don't stick your head out of a moving train. Nice one dad, good fucking rule. Dad didn't want us to get our heads chopped off!! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 12:53pm - ouchdrummer ""] Tennis isn't a sport, it's ping pong where the people stand on the table! |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2008 1:05pm - Yeti ""] never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 1:11pm - ouchdrummer ""] Yeti said:never enter into a battle of wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line. a hahaha a hahaha a haha..... fixed |
| _______________________________ [Oct 14,2008 1:21pm - timma ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 1:30pm - Josh_Martin ""] And now a message from the National Apple Institute: FUCK PEARS!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 1:32pm - Josh_Martin ""] (seriously though, I think there's 2 and a half people that know what the Hell is going on in this thread. I say half because ouch almost gets it but not quite) |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 1:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Imagine a world...with no hypothetical situations. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:03pm - jacksonmang ""] Best comedian of his time...fuck that , of all eternity!! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:14pm - ouchdrummer ""] Josh_Martin said:(seriously though, I think there's 2 and a half people that know what the Hell is going on in this thread. I say half because ouch almost gets it but not quite) help me out the rest o the way man, i wanna know! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:14pm - ouchdrummer ""] i know it's carlin-esque... what am i missing? |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:21pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It isn't Carlin-esque, it IS Carlin. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:39pm - Ocheyo ""] I never fucked a ten but one time I fucked five twos |
| _________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:42pm - Ocheyo ""] i can prove to you that rape is funny. picture porky pig raping elmer fudd. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:48pm - Josh_Martin ""] ouchdrummer said:i know it's carlin-esque... what am i missing? wrong album |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:49pm - Josh_Martin ""] [img] This one is unique from all the others. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:54pm - ouchdrummer ""] ahhhh.... now i get it. I knew it was carlin-esque.... that's a great album. That's the one with "what if claus wants you to give his love to barbara. And you can't find barbara, so what do you do with claus's love? Are you still responsible for it?" right? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:55pm - Josh_Martin ""] No, that's Playin With Your Head |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 2:59pm - ouchdrummer ""] i have a great comp dvd that his wife put together right before he died. It had her=his favorite parts from all his specials from all the years. A lot of stuff. REAL good dvd. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 3:06pm - Josh_Martin ""] This week on Wide World of Sports don't miss CROSS COUNTRY BALLROOM DANCING and our newest x-rated sport ROLLER-FUCKING |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2008 3:07pm - Josh_Martin ""] "Have a nice day" "Yeah yeah yeah. Would you give me my fucking change, please?" |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2008 3:16pm - Yeti ""] ouchdrummer said: Yeti said:You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! a hahaha a hahaha a haha..... fixed fixed |