HOLY FUCK SHAMWOW FUCKING WOW! SCAMFUCKINGWOW!!![views:3576][posts:34]_______________________________________ [Nov 16,2008 10:28pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 16,2008 10:43pm - archaeon ""] ah extreme advertising is amazing |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 16,2008 10:46pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 16,2008 11:58pm - McGunk.. ""] I used to own these products but now I am Stuck with my thumb up my ass and no band |
| ______________________________ [Nov 17,2008 8:00am - Yeti ""] archaeon said:[img] that reads like a juggalo wrote it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2009 5:15pm - the_reverend ""] scam fuckin wow!1 |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:06am - dreadkill ""] i just checked my email and the junk folder had something from shamwow |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:15am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i want a snuggie |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:17am - dreadkill ""] i hate those snuggie commercials. who the fuck would pay all that money for a stupid blanket with sleeves? it's funny when they show people in public scenarios wearing them. "wear it at the game!" then get beat up by meatheads hopped up on bratwurst and booze. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:18am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i would get one if it came in brown so i could look like Obi Wan |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:24am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] dreadkill said:i hate those snuggie commercials. who the fuck would pay all that money for a stupid blanket with sleeves? In its defense the Snuggie would make an excellent cult robe if you had a bedazzler lying around. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:29am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Nothing beats the Jitterbug phone commercials! I hate those ads! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:32am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] AnotherMetalDrummer said:Nothing beats the Jitterbug phone commercials! I hate those ads! Some old bag left one of those at my girlfriend's job a few months ago; just shows why we need to gas the elderly, who the fuck manages to lose a phone the size of a small sub? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:39am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] hahaha thats awseome!! I love the part how they have customer support to help you store a number in the phone. If your that old and stupid you dont even deserve to use a rotary telephone! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:43am - FuckIsMySignature ""] "i'm sorry the fingers you are using to dial are too fat. to obtain a special dialing wand..please mash the keypad now." |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 11:44am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Fucking classic! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:43pm - Yeti ""] the Jitterbug should be a cellular version of this: [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 1:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] this is actually really really funny. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 1:08pm - dreadkill ""] i went to a pizza place on my lunch break and when i looked at the tv on the wall, there was a snuggie commercial on. i can't escape it. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 1:31pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Thats because it was around lunch time. They play all those stupid commercials at this time for all the stay at home moms, and unemployed jerks! |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2009 2:13pm - xmikex ""] I have it on good authority that the Sham Wow is terrible. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 5:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 5:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 5:12am - Sacreligion ""] bennyhillifier "You're gonna love my nuts" |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 5:13am - Sacreligion ""] seriously...the first minute of that is pure gold. i'm dyin by myself watchin this. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 5:46am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] The Slap Chop is a manual chopper machine that works when you slap the plunger part. Every slap triggers the 3 blades below to chop and cut the food. The more you slap the Slap Chop, the finer the food gets. Chop up potatoes for home fries, or add mushrooms and green peppers for a tasty side to your eggs. Even use the Slap Chop for vegetables like carrots, celery and radishes for an instant salad. Nuts and chocolate are chopped easy for toppings on ice cream. The Slap Chop is great for onions and even garlic so your fingers don't smell and it saves time. The Slap Chop's base opens up to expose the blades for easy cleaning. Today you can get the Slap Chop for $19.95 plus $7.95 shipping and handling and as a special bonus you'll also receive the Graty for cheese, you just pay a separate $5.00 processing fee. The Graty for cheese comes with 2 blades, fine and course. Place any kind of cheese in the container, turn and press the black top twister and the cheese comes right out for omelets, salads and pasta. It comes with a black cover to seal the cheese so it stays fresh in the refrigerator. Take it out whenever you need a little or a lot of cheese. The Slap Chop and the Graty for cheese both come with a 10 year warranty and are both dish washer safe. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 17,2009 3:14pm - the_reverend ""] I'm going to bump this every time I see the commerical |
| __________________________________ [Jan 17,2009 8:37pm - Dankill ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 18,2009 2:44am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 23,2009 12:31am - the_reverend ""] wowza! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 23,2009 1:37am - W3 nli ""] DestroyYouAlot said:[img] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Jan 23,2009 10:34am - pam ""] I love this one because I am really immature like that. Pro caulk!!! You love some pro caulk!!! bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 23,2009 4:59pm - immortal13 ""] the_reverend said:I'm going to bump this every time I see the commerical In that case...bump. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 21,2009 3:02am - anonymous ""] HAHAH I HAVE A BIG COCK |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 21,2009 3:41am - the_reverend ""] you must have just been watching scifi too. |