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[QUOTE="Josh_Martin:845056"]16, drinking straight Jack Daniels. I passed out. Don't know for how long. Woke up in the passenger seat of my car. My best friend is driving. We're on the highway on the way back from buying coke in the Bronx (which he did while I was passed out) and we're coming up to a tollbooth. He's all paranoid from coke and freaking out going "Dude, dude, don't PUKE AT THE TOLLS, whatever you do DON'T PUKE AT THE TOLLS!!!" So, of course, as soon as we pull up to the toll booth, I hurl all over the fucking place. All over the car, all over myself, fucking everywhere. I was wearing an army jacket that had breast pockets and the next day I found the pockets half filled with puke. So, going home, I figured I was totally fucked. I wreaked like whiskey an puke and the front of my shirt and jacket looked like the inside of a barf bag. No way could I clean myself up enough for my mother not to notice. No fucking way. I'm dead. I walk in the house and no one is home. I am so relieved that I don't stop to wonder why no one is home at 2am. I change my clothes and throw what I had been wearing in the waching machine. A while later my mother comes home. Turns out that I wasn't the only one in my family who had their first puking while drinking experience that night. She found my little brother passed out at a party, half dead from alcohol poisoning (also Jack Daniels ironically). They had to take him to the ER and have his stomach pumped. So he saved my ass by accident. It was over ten years before I could drink whiskey again and to this day my brother still can't. [/QUOTE]
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