LOL I SAW THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER TODAY[views:2286][posts:13]________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 4:56pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] On Memorial Drive in Cambridge, some stupid hippie cunt riding a recumbent bicycle all smug that she wasn't on an "Upwrong bike" because she's a fucking douchebag. THEN THE BITCH CRASHED, fell over and everything and because it wasn't a real fucking bike she couldn't just stand up and slid down the bank into the Charles River LOL |
| __________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:01pm - dreadkill ""] that is the best. i wish i saw that. i hate bike riding assholes, but the recumbents are the worst. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:08pm - goatcatalyst ""] Sounds like a triumph, but what's a recumbent bike and why are they presumably morally superior to a normal bicycle? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:09pm - Martins ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:17pm - dreadkill ""] i'd love to see a dicknose crash one of those things. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:20pm - largefreakatzero ""] I probably would have crashed my truck from laughing so hard if I saw that. Fucking great. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] largefreakatzero said:I probably would have crashed my truck from laughing so hard if I saw that. Fucking great. It's great that I was stopped at a light because it gave me time to fully appreciate the entire crash and prevented me from driving my car into the river in a seizure of laughter. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:31pm - goatcatalyst ""] Did you honk and laugh? Maybe do some pointing? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:31pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] goatcatalyst said:Did you honk and laugh? Maybe do some pointing? I'd lose my /r/ status if I didn't. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 6:49pm - the_reverend ""] was any one else chanting "fat bitch falling" in their head ehile waiting for their thread to come up? |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 6,2008 2:04am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I've told ten people this story and every single telling has resulting in EPIC LULZ |
| ______________________________ [Dec 6,2008 10:03am - guy ""] people in cambridge hurting themselves espescially on bikes is fuckin hilarious |
| _________________________________ [Dec 6,2008 12:44pm - sxealex ""] a+ |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 6,2008 2:51pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] those bikes are so gay that even black people and hispanics wont steal them. |