making an omelet/ the salt shaker trick[views:2228][posts:7]_____________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 1:32pm - Dave_Maggot ""] so i'm in the kitchen, making a delicious omelet, and i usually never use salt. but i figured i'd use a dash today. so i pick up the salt shaker, and BAM! the fucking lid falls off. i'm standing there, just staring at Mt. salt, on top of what used to be my delicious omelet. thinking, "i live at my mom's now, who would do such a thing?" so i take the pan over to the sink, dump whatever i can get of the salt off the eggs. cuz fuck that. why waste the eggs? ya know. i pour some water on them. finish cooking, and i'm good to go. they tasted horrible. but fuck wasting food. fuck the world. Thank you for joining me for another dazzling episode of Maggotpiece theatre. thank you and goodnight. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 1:32pm - brian_dc ""] your mom wants you out |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] that'll teach you for making an omelett instead patronizing your local denny's establishment |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:30pm - Lamp ""] I had a friend that worked as a waiter at Denny's in Coventry and I used to go in to visit him and hang out sometimes while he was working. You couldn't pay me enough to eat the food though. Just the smell of it makes me feel sick. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:34pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Josh fucked your Mom! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] which is kinda fucked up cuz she's almost 50, thats more your territory dwyer. you should tap that. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:53pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Pics? Myspace link? hahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 4:08pm - Dave_Maggot ""] haha you goddamn deviant |