Have you ever[views:1704][posts:14]____________________________________ [Dec 13,2008 6:14pm - immortal13 ""] Been getting into it with a chick, when all of a sudden her phone vibrates. All of a sudden, she get the idea of sticking the phone in her vag and tell you to call her so it vibrates in there. My buddy was telling me about this happening to him once, and I couldn't stop laughing. Anyone else ever have this happen, or something even better? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2008 7:55pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] i called a chick once and she never called back...that was pretty intense |
| ______________________________ [Dec 13,2008 8:02pm - Lamp ""] My_Dying_Bride said:i called a chick once and she never called back...that was pretty intense x100000000000000000 |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2008 9:05pm - the_reverend ""] oh come on *drinks* |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2008 5:20pm - immortal13 ""] the_reverend said:oh come on *drinks* Awesome reference. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2008 6:05pm - hyper_sludge ""] i was fucking a girl and she decided to pick up the phone. turns out it was some 45 year old dude she was cheating on me with. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2008 3:31pm - Yeti ""] i have used a phone as a vibrator on a female before. never actually inserted the phone, but the vibrations worked well. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 3:37pm - niccolai ""] not quite, but I bought a vibraror at spencers and use it on my girlfriends. never been washed either. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 3:59pm - arilliusbm ""] vibrating playstation controller + vagina = win |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 4:00pm - the_reverend ""] "my buddy" always means "so I was" |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 4:05pm - anothermetaldrummer ""] Yea I have but I put it in her butt! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 4:06pm - c.DeAD ""] One time I had sex using my penis. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 4:07pm - the_reverend ""] hey anothermetaldrummer, remind me never to borrow your phone. mud's pretty hard to get out of the holes around the speaker/mic I'm sure. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 4:43pm - anothermetaldrummer ""] So you know how it is too! The worse is when your on the phone and the smell hits you. It makes you wanna do it all over again....mmmm mud lol |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 5:20pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Yeti said:i have used a phone as a vibrator on a female before. never actually inserted the phone, but the vibrations worked well. Same here. My phones pretty big (old sidekick). The ringtones vibrate it like a bastid. QOTSA "Go with the Flow" works well. |