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[QUOTE="the_reverend:858551"]I got up and had a turtle head going on. but I was kind and let carina go first. Since it was an emergency, I forced her to jump in the shower after she was done, fast. That's when things went wrong. As I when to plop down, my cellphone popped out of my waste band and into the toilet... a toilet filled with piss among other things (meaning period blood). The battery popped off and hit the reddish pee water with a disheartening sploosh! Water went everywhere. Thankfully the battery popped off so the phone was off when it hit the water. Remember that turtle head mentioned above? no? wow, short attention span. anyhow, I plop my ass down on the pee-soaking wet seat and made a mole hill into a mountain in the toilet. 2 taco bell trips, 1 other meal, and a veggie burger were too much for the toilet. I flushed and as I stood there covered in pee on the backside, the toilet water quickly making a dash for the rim of the bowl as my vile pile clogged the drain. I did what any rational person sort of Jerry Seinfied would do and rammed a toilet brush into the messy creation. My ferocity was such in this immanent time that pooh-water now sprayed me in the front. What a terrible start to a morning. on the bright side, my phone works after some hair-dyering, but I'm pretty sure it will only call people with jaundice.[/QUOTE]
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