Anal Cunt sucks and has always sucked, please stop with the stupid "Anal Cunt at the Compound" post.
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[Dec 30,2008 3:07pm - Hoser ""]
Sorry Josh...nothing personal....It's just my opinion that your band sucks ass. Regardless of your fame amongst pre-pubescent, angst filled teens...I still think that the music is highly sophomoric on a musical and theme based level. Hope you're not mad at me, pal.
[Dec 30,2008 3:09pm - Hoser ""]
And the Paul Stanley guitar looks gay. Again...very sorry if I offended you...this is all just my opinion, and you know what they say about opinions....
[Dec 30,2008 3:10pm - brian_dc ""]
that you aren't allowed to argue about them on the internet?
[Dec 30,2008 3:11pm - brian_dc ""]
oh wait, that's a complete inversion of reality
[Dec 30,2008 3:14pm - Yeti ""]
what a stupid thread. if you aren't Agalloch, you are gay.
[Dec 30,2008 3:15pm - Hoser ""]
Brian...your face is made from egg yolks.
[Dec 30,2008 3:15pm - dreadkill ""]
anal cunt is funny. i like them more for the humor aspect than the quality of the music.
[Dec 30,2008 3:16pm - Hoser ""]
Yeti said:what a stupid thread. if you aren't Agalloch, you are gay.
No...if you're not Agalloch, Ulver, Virus, Drudk or Ved Buens Ende you are gay. Please correct your insult or GTFO.
[Dec 30,2008 3:16pm - brian_dc ""]
[Dec 30,2008 3:15pm - Hoser]
Brian...your face is made from egg yolks.
Well...that's your opinion and I guess I have to respect that.
[Dec 30,2008 3:17pm - Hoser ""]
Dread...I'm more or less just trying to be an asshole because I'm sick of seeing that thread, and I like pissing JM off. But you're right....the themes are funny but the music is horribly sophomoric.
[Dec 30,2008 3:18pm - Hoser ""]
brian_dc said:[Dec 30,2008 3:15pm - Hoser]
Brian...your face is made from egg yolks.
Well...that's your opinion and I guess I have to respect that.
You da man, DC.
[Dec 30,2008 3:19pm - Hoser ""]
"Well....like thats just your opinion...maaaannnn"
The Big Lebowski
[Dec 30,2008 3:21pm - Yeti ""]
Hoser said:
Yeti said:what a stupid thread. if you aren't Agalloch, you are gay.
No...if you're not Agalloch, Ulver, Virus, Drudk or Ved Buens Ende you are gay. Please correct your insult or GTFO.
drudkH. please correct your rebuttal or GTFO.
[Dec 30,2008 3:23pm - ScmFck ""]
oooo burn....
[Dec 30,2008 3:27pm - dreadkill ""]
Hoser said:Dread...I'm more or less just trying to be an asshole because I'm sick of seeing that thread, and I like pissing JM off. But you're right....the themes are funny but the music is horribly sophomoric.i know. that thread is ridiculous. that show happened a long time ago. i wonder when someone is going to bump the chariots of fire fest thread again.
[Dec 30,2008 3:29pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Hoser said:Sorry Josh...nothing personal....It's just my opinion that your band sucks ass. Regardless of your fame amongst pre-pubescent, angst filled teens...I still think that the music is highly sophomoric on a musical and theme based level. Hope you're not mad at me, pal.
While I agree that that thread is stupid, I find it funny that someone has nothing better to do than make up several fake personas every day for over a year, just to try and get my attention.
I also find it funny that you've heard enough of my band to form an opinion that we suck, while anything your band recorded will forever collect dust and remain unheard by anyone you don't personally know.
Oh, and 90% of our shows are 21+ (I fucking HATE shows that are booze free) so I don't know where you are getting the "angst filled teens" thing. Although, considering AC has been around for 20 years now. I guess its cool that we're still gaining new fans all the time as the old school fans are pushing 40 now.
I'd have to have at least a teeny tiny bit of respect for your opinion to be mad at you. Don't worry about it. Getting mad at you would be as pointless as getting mad at an infant.
[Dec 30,2008 3:32pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Hoser said:And the Paul Stanley guitar looks gay. Again...very sorry if I offended you...this is all just my opinion, and you know what they say about opinions....
Now that is just retarded. I didn't think it was possible but my opinion of you just got even lower. The Iceman is a fucking awesome guitar.
If a guitar is gay just because Paul Stanley played it, you are putting a whole lot of killer guitars in that category.
[Dec 30,2008 3:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
This Thread Is Gay
[Dec 30,2008 3:34pm - dreadkill ""]
paul stanley is the best
[Dec 30,2008 3:36pm - Yeti ""]
i smell a new Anal Cunt song title a-brewing...
[Dec 30,2008 3:40pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Yeti said:i smell a new Anal Cunt song title a-brewing...
I wouldn't give hosers dumb band the free publicity
[Dec 30,2008 3:45pm - pam ""]
People should stop saying "no offense", you only say that when your every intention is to offend. No offense.
[Dec 30,2008 3:46pm - bechemel ""]
gotta agree that ACs music is pretty much crap
and the lyrics even more so. Infantile at best...
for dudes who like pee pee and ca ca jokes.
yeah you got fans and made records...but so
did Andrew dice Clay which is pretty much
your equivalent in the metal scene.
[Dec 30,2008 3:51pm - orgymf@work ""]
pam said:People should stop saying "no offense", you only say that when your every intention is to offend. No offense.
no offense...but fuck you cunt whore bitch!!!!!
[Dec 30,2008 3:53pm - orgymf@work ""]
bechemel said:gotta agree that ACs music is pretty much crap
and the lyrics even more so. Infantile at best...
for dudes who like pee pee and ca ca jokes.
yeah you got fans and made records...but so
did Andrew dice Clay which is pretty much
your equivalent in the metal scene.
ok....pee pee and ca ca jokes?
1.you are gay just for phrasing it that way.
2.name an Anal Cunt song about shit or piss. just one.
3.ripping on the "Dice Man" and AxCx pretty much shows you have no fucking sense of humor
[Dec 30,2008 3:54pm - Hoser ""]
Josh...I do promise that I have no fake personas. I log in everytime, and I am always as straight forward as my infantile mind can be. I think that you just hate me because I'm beautiful. I look like Fabio. On top of that, many of my albums are collecting dust...but I assure you that DCW will not. I will also make sure to thank you in the liner notes, because thats the type of dude that I am. I do agree that the pee pee and ca ca theme is sophomoric and boring...and way overdone...but I do give you credit for having the balls to admit to owning such a gay looking guitar. Sometimes I respect you Josh. Aside from my opinion that you are a childish drug addict, you seem pretty cool.
[Dec 30,2008 3:55pm - pam ""]
orgymf@work said:
pam said:People should stop saying "no offense", you only say that when your every intention is to offend. No offense.
no offense...but fuck you cunt whore bitch!!!!!
I know you secretly love me.
[Dec 30,2008 3:57pm - orgymf@work ""]
Josh_Martin said:
Hoser said:Sorry Josh...nothing personal....It's just my opinion that your band sucks ass. Regardless of your fame amongst pre-pubescent, angst filled teens...I still think that the music is highly sophomoric on a musical and theme based level. Hope you're not mad at me, pal.
While I agree that that thread is stupid, I find it funny that someone has nothing better to do than make up several fake personas every day for over a year, just to try and get my attention.
I also find it funny that you've heard enough of my band to form an opinion that we suck, while anything your band recorded will forever collect dust and remain unheard by anyone you don't personally know.
Oh, and 90% of our shows are 21+ (I fucking HATE shows that are booze free) so I don't know where you are getting the "angst filled teens" thing. Although, considering AC has been around for 20 years now. I guess its cool that we're still gaining new fans all the time as the old school fans are pushing 40 now.
I'd have to have at least a teeny tiny bit of respect for your opinion to be mad at you. Don't worry about it. Getting mad at you would be as pointless as getting mad at an infant.
Me and Josh disagree about......well.....almost everything.
but i am a huge AxCx fan, and i am 28, most people that i hang with are 25 or older, and lots of them enjoy AxCx.
yeah sure, some young kids get into their stuff, but it stays with you as it grows older.
yeah, it's not all that "musical", but it's still entertaining
[Dec 30,2008 3:58pm - Josh_Martin ""]
bechemel said:gotta agree that ACs music is pretty much crap
and the lyrics even more so. Infantile at best...
for dudes who like pee pee and ca ca jokes.
yeah you got fans and made records...but so
did Andrew dice Clay which is pretty much
your equivalent in the metal scene.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Guy who keeps bumping that other thread.
[Dec 30,2008 3:58pm - orgymf@work ""]
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:People should stop saying "no offense", you only say that when your every intention is to offend. No offense.
no offense...but fuck you cunt whore bitch!!!!!
I know you secretly love me.
haha....you figured it out....i was gonna surprise you with a mixed drink full of roofies and back alley rape.....but now it's out in the open.
[Dec 30,2008 3:58pm - Hoser ""]
DAMMIT will you guys knock it off and allow me to piss someone off for once!?
[Dec 30,2008 3:58pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Hoser said:Josh...I do promise that I have no fake personas. I log in everytime, and I am always as straight forward as my infantile mind can be. I think that you just hate me because I'm beautiful. I look like Fabio. On top of that, many of my albums are collecting dust...but I assure you that DCW will not. I will also make sure to thank you in the liner notes, because thats the type of dude that I am. I do agree that the pee pee and ca ca theme is sophomoric and boring...and way overdone...but I do give you credit for having the balls to admit to owning such a gay looking guitar. Sometimes I respect you Josh. Aside from my opinion that you are a childish drug addict, you seem pretty cool.
I don't know what DCW is but I would bet it goes nowhere.
[Dec 30,2008 4:02pm - Josh_Martin ""]
bechemel said:
yeah you got fans and made records...but so
.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
More than this guy will ever have. I love how people who spend lots of time and effort on their bands get all annoyed that people like us can just whip something out in 30 seconds and have more success than they ever will. I think we piss off more people that way than our lyrics ever will.
[Dec 30,2008 4:02pm - Hoser ""]
You may be right. But so far...it's pretty epic.
It's called Dead Cold Winter BTW. Sorry 'bout that.
[Dec 30,2008 4:03pm - Josh_Martin ""]
orgymf@work said:
Me and Josh disagree about......well.....almost everything.
but i am a huge AxCx fan, and i am 28, most people that i hang with are 25 or older, and lots of them enjoy AxCx.
yeah sure, some young kids get into their stuff, but it stays with you as it grows older.
yeah, it's not all that "musical", but it's still entertaining
George, don't even bother trying to explain AC. People who say stuff like that were the same people who called Napalm Death a bunch of crappy no-talent noise back in the 80's. Its like trying to get your parents into Slayer and Bathory.
[Dec 30,2008 4:05pm - orgymf@work ""]
Josh_Martin said:
orgymf@work said:
Me and Josh disagree about......well.....almost everything.
but i am a huge AxCx fan, and i am 28, most people that i hang with are 25 or older, and lots of them enjoy AxCx.
yeah sure, some young kids get into their stuff, but it stays with you as it grows older.
yeah, it's not all that "musical", but it's still entertaining
George, don't even bother trying to explain AC. People who say stuff like that were the same people who called Napalm Death a bunch of crappy no-talent noise back in the 80's. Its like trying to get your parents into Slayer and Bathory.
for once i agree with you....
except...
my mom loves Slayer...believe it or not
[Dec 30,2008 4:10pm - pam ""]
orgymf@work said:
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:People should stop saying "no offense", you only say that when your every intention is to offend. No offense.
no offense...but fuck you cunt whore bitch!!!!!
I know you secretly love me.
haha....you figured it out....i was gonna surprise you with a mixed drink full of roofies and back alley rape.....but now it's out in the open.
And they say romance is dead...
[Dec 30,2008 4:17pm - orgymf@work ""]
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:People should stop saying "no offense", you only say that when your every intention is to offend. No offense.
no offense...but fuck you cunt whore bitch!!!!!
I know you secretly love me.
haha....you figured it out....i was gonna surprise you with a mixed drink full of roofies and back alley rape.....but now it's out in the open.
And they say romance is dead...
hah....don't worry, i'm kidding, my girlfriend made me give up rape..... she considers it "cheating".
you believe that shit?
[Dec 30,2008 4:23pm - Lamp ""]
At some point I just got really really bored of AC. What they do doesn't bother me musically or lyrically. I just can't get into it anymore. Shit happens.
[Dec 30,2008 4:30pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Lamp said:At some point I just got really really bored of AC. What they do doesn't bother me musically or lyrically. I just can't get into it anymore. Shit happens.
That's ok. AC is really really bored of you too. That's why Seth fell asleep at that show in PVD you were at.
[Dec 30,2008 4:33pm - pam ""]
orgymf@work said:
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:People should stop saying "no offense", you only say that when your every intention is to offend. No offense.
no offense...but fuck you cunt whore bitch!!!!!
I know you secretly love me.
haha....you figured it out....i was gonna surprise you with a mixed drink full of roofies and back alley rape.....but now it's out in the open.
And they say romance is dead...
hah....don't worry, i'm kidding, my girlfriend made me give up rape..... she considers it "cheating".
you believe that shit?
That dizzy broad.
[Dec 30,2008 4:34pm - Lamp ""]
Josh_Martin said:
Lamp said:At some point I just got really really bored of AC. What they do doesn't bother me musically or lyrically. I just can't get into it anymore. Shit happens.
That's ok. AC is really really bored of you too. That's why Seth fell asleep at that show in PVD you were at.
I probably should have realized beforehand you guys weren't going to take a Providence show very seriously looking back at it.
[Dec 30,2008 4:45pm - orgymf@work ""]
Lamp said:
Josh_Martin said:
Lamp said:At some point I just got really really bored of AC. What they do doesn't bother me musically or lyrically. I just can't get into it anymore. Shit happens.
That's ok. AC is really really bored of you too. That's why Seth fell asleep at that show in PVD you were at.
I probably should have realized beforehand you guys weren't going to take a Providence show very seriously looking back at it.
hahaha.
was that the one where it was in some old warehouse/practice space type building with sexcrement?
i've seen AxCx in Providence a couple of times.... both times i was really drunk and don't remember much of the experience.
i think the only AxCx live set i caught that i remember really well was the one at the Middle East where Seth came out dressed as a Nazi Officer, haha.
fucking awesome show
[Dec 30,2008 4:46pm - orgymf@work ""]
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:
orgymf@work said:
pam said:People should stop saying "no offense", you only say that when your every intention is to offend. No offense.
no offense...but fuck you cunt whore bitch!!!!!
I know you secretly love me.
haha....you figured it out....i was gonna surprise you with a mixed drink full of roofies and back alley rape.....but now it's out in the open.
And they say romance is dead...
hah....don't worry, i'm kidding, my girlfriend made me give up rape..... she considers it "cheating".
you believe that shit?
That dizzy broad.
haha.
[Dec 30,2008 5:21pm - Conservationist ""]
Vaginal Jesus FTW
[Dec 30,2008 5:23pm - arilliusbm ""]
I'm still hoping there will be a new AC song called "EVERYONE ON THE RTTP BOARD IS GAY"
[Dec 30,2008 8:20pm - dreadkill ""]
EVERYONE ON THE RTTP BOARD IS GAY EXCEPT FOR ARILLIUS BOWEL MOVEMENT
[Dec 30,2008 8:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
EVERYONE ON THE RTTP BOARD IS GAY EXCEPT MCGUNK
[Dec 30,2008 8:25pm - pam ""]
dreadkill said:EVERYONE ON THE RTTP BOARD IS GAY EXCEPT FOR ARILLIUS BOWEL MOVEMENT
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that reads his name that way.
[Dec 30,2008 8:29pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
Morbid Florist is still my favorite, with Defenders of the Hate a close second. I first heard AC at Rob Williams apartment in 1992, Seth had a rough mix of Morbid Florist, fucking incredible, still stands up today. What have you accomplished in music Hoser? For real, any releases or tours or ANYTHING worthwhile?
[Dec 30,2008 8:30pm - Tim Morse ""]
I used to be in Anal Cunt but...
[Dec 30,2008 8:44pm - sxealex ""]
hoser is just mad most of the anal cunt songs are about him
[Dec 30,2008 8:51pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
OH U MAD?
[Dec 30,2008 9:27pm - guy ""]
Tim%20Morse said:I used to be in Anal Cunt but...
you are gay
[Dec 30,2008 9:28pm - guy ""]
on a side note anal cunt is awesome and if you no like....DIE
[Dec 31,2008 8:13am - orgymf@work ""]
Tim%20Morse said:I used to be in Anal Cunt but...
if this was the real Tim Morse (or anyone who knew him) you would know he is back in AxCx (or has that changed? Josh?)
[Dec 31,2008 8:17am - orgymf@work ""]
IllinoisEnemaBradness said:Morbid Florist is still my favorite, with Defenders of the Hate a close second. I first heard AC at Rob Williams apartment in 1992, Seth had a rough mix of Morbid Florist, fucking incredible, still stands up today. What have you accomplished in music Hoser? For real, any releases or tours or ANYTHING worthwhile?
Morbid Florist is great, but as for the blurry stuff, i prefer the split with Psycho, split with the Meatshits and Everyone Should Be Killed.
but i do agree that Defenders of the Hate is the best of the "anal-cunt-writing-semi-structured-songs" era.
the drums on the record were fucking tight....it's probably the only AxCx record where the drums are 100% flawless.... IMHO.....also, some of the funniest songs yet.
ya can't beat "Even Though Your Culture Opresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towelhead"
[Dec 31,2008 8:21am - MikeofDecrepitude ""]
Conservationist said:Vaginal Jesus FTW
And don't forget Mudoven!
[Dec 31,2008 8:27am - orgymf@work ""]
Conservationist said:Vaginal Jesus FTW
hahaha, i love those guys, funniest lyrics ever, fast and fuckin heavy.
[Dec 31,2008 8:33am - MikeofDecrepitude ""]
Hell yeah, the lyrics are so over the top. And whether or not they cause some people to soil their P.C. underoo's, the music is killer.
[Dec 31,2008 8:57am - Josh_Martin ""]
orgymf@work said:
Tim%20Morse said:I used to be in Anal Cunt but...
if this was the real Tim Morse (or anyone who knew him) you would know he is back in AxCx (or has that changed? Josh?)
No that hasn't changed. Obviously thats not really Tim.
[Dec 31,2008 9:08am - Josh_Martin ""]
ANAL CUNT - OLD STUFF PART 3 cd
Out Now!!!!
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1) You Own a Store (Demo Version)
2) Valujet (Demo Version)
3) Fred Shitbreath (Demo Version)
4) You Go to Art School (Demo Version)
5) Your Kid is Deformed (Demo Version)
6) Your Best Friend is You (Demo Version)
7) The Internet is Gay (Demo Version)
8) Bonus Track #2
9) The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. is Awesome
10) I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler
11) Hogging up the Holocaust
12) Say, Say, Say
13) I'm Hitler
14) I Thought Hitler Was Cool Until I Found Out He Didn't Drink
15) Religious Vomit (Dead KEnnedys cover)
16) Olde Tyme Hardcore (Slapshot cover)
17) I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl (Meat Men cover)
18) I Hate Jed Davis, He Sucks and He's Gay
19) The Great Southern Trendkill (Pantera cover)
20) Killing Yourself to Live (Black Sabbath cover)
21) It's Alright/Sabbra Cadabra/Blow on a Jug (Black Sabbath covers)
22) Your Gonna Need Someone on Your Side (Morrisey cover)
23) Two Turds and a Golf Ball
[Dec 31,2008 5:55pm - tim26 ""]
Anal Cunt is the greatest band ever. The new 110 song CD is amazing! I can't wait for the U.S. tour in April.
[Dec 31,2008 6:06pm - the_reverend ""]
my favorite AC memories are
a 90's 2 1/2 hr set at the elvis room. A 2000 show upstairs at the middle east where seth paid people to punch people in the face then kicked some dude in the face and bought him whiskey. The Carnivore show where Josh used someone's good equipment (even though he was near passing out before the set).
[Dec 31,2008 6:17pm - KEVORD ""]
That 2000 show at the Middle East was awesome. When ever A.C. is brought up they mention that show.
[Dec 31,2008 6:18pm - the_reverend ""]
looking at the pictures, I can see plenty of people in it.
[Dec 31,2008 6:20pm - KEVORD ""]
I remember Some guys with Manowar Jackets getting punched in the face.
[Dec 31,2008 6:21pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
the_reverend said:A 2000 show upstairs at the middle east where seth paid people to punch people in the face then kicked some dude in the face and bought him whiskey.
Me and Nick were at that show. Seth had his foot up on the monitor and Nick untied his sneaker, Seth kicked at him and missed by a cunt hair, funniest thing ever.
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i think that's Nick on the far right with the sleeveless denim jacket. that's Alex from Nightstick in the green shirt, we were with him. It's weird seeing people smoking there
[Jan 5,2009 2:24pm - orgymf@work ""]
that was an excellent show.
[Jan 5,2009 3:00pm - deadlikemurf ""]
i think this thread should now be an anal cunt nostalgia thread and should be bumped everytime the compound show thread is bumped.
[Jan 5,2009 6:31pm - everyone should be killed or GTFO ""]
take a shit on everything after that
:middlefinger:
[Aug 8,2009 1:37am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
still waiting for your accomplishments Hoser
[Aug 8,2009 1:41am - IndianaColonicGeorgeness ""]
GET OFF THA DICK, KID
[Aug 8,2009 10:48am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
haha
[Aug 8,2009 10:58am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
how did i miss this gem?
[Aug 9,2009 1:30am - douchebag_patrol ""]
http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/08/my-gir...iend-is-stinky-down-there-what-now/
"After an exciting make out session you begin to sneak below for the old ‘lick n’ stick’. It is here that you are hit with a combination of armpit and dirty diaper. The kind of aroma that would stop a charging bison in it’s tracks."
[Aug 9,2009 2:01am - fuck logging in ""]
this thread makes want to bump the compound thread
[Aug 10,2009 12:19pm - Kenny ""]
BUMP for the other thread.
[Aug 10,2009 12:34pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Dick Troll is Dick.